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During Phil's panic mode begging stream he basically repeated every meme that made him popular, in a negative way of course. All the known excuses and defences were active, so funny.
So of course he mentioned the masturbation incident again and I just thought: Why? Are you mentally challenged to remind people what a disgusting pig you are? So just in case unaware people of this incident will stumble across this meme?

Of course he used it as an argument and example how people spin his behavior, cuz people said he rubbed the duck in front of thoooouuuusands of kids, which is completely wrong, ack ack ack. There were just a hand full of people, so the trolls are full of shit,ack ack ack, completely fabricated!

And then I thought again with the brain I possess: You still choked the worm on stream, no matter the size of the audience, it happened. People just troll you with the number and this works excellent because you get triggered as fuck. How do you expect people will react to this? "You're right Phil, people make shit up about you, you only splattered the tard in front of maybe 200 people during a livestream, you did nothing wrong"?

It's like saying: "People say I've stolen 100 boxes of Wolverine figures but in fact it was only 5. They make shit up about me out of thin air". His blindness to mistakes is overwhelming.

Phil really needs a doctor for his pitiful psychology, this behavior is far from normal or acceptance.

(Also nice Streisand effect. Hey people don't look up what detractors said about the wank, okay? Uuuuh. Guys? Uuuuh. They look it up now, right?)
 
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I wonder why he's set this autistic begging challenge that he HAS to convince someone to give him a PS4 Pro. Like he never ever shows any restraint in buying anything, ever. His MUH BILLS shit doesn't stop him from getting takeout, or absurdly expensive Schwan's, or 87758 streaming services, or going to the mall all the time, or buying freemium game shit on his phone, or buying shitty Blu-rays. It's like he's decided to activate hard mode for the first time ever. Like he COULD buy the console with that $500, but he wants someone to gift it to him instead. Just buy the fucking console, you fucking greasenigger.

Is it because greed is massively strong? Is he hoping his PS4 will die so he can run another REEEEmergency scam? Does he want that to happen so he doesn't have to play games any more?
 
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On buying a PS4 Pro: he absolutely should not be using any money right now to replace that PS4. Now if that PS4 fails, we know exactly what will happen: DSP will do an emergency fundraiser stream, likely on XB1 PUBG or whatever XB1 (or maybe even PC) game he thinks would bring in the most money & viewers, and set tips goals for at least $200 (secondhand :optimistic:), $300 (new) or $500 (new PS4 Pro:winner:) and easily hit them within a day.

So the DSPGaming Google+ spam suspension thing would have barely cost DSP anything. Socialblade shows an average of under 58K daily views for June 1st->5th. Let's be nice and bump that to 60K so ~1.8mn monthly views for June, and assume they'd all be monetized and count towards an obscenely high $3 CPM.
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DSPGaming was down for just over 11 hours (between ~7am PDT & DSP tweeted it was up at 6:10pm PDT), let's even bump that to 12 hours. 12 hours is half a day, so 60K/2 = 30K monetized views lost. 30x$3 CPM (cost per mille, or ad rev per thousand) = $90 at the obscene high end for his 'loss' with DSPGaming down.
I'm not tracking tips anymore thanks to my computer problems, but just watching the main stream we saw $500+$100 big tips, a couple $20s and at least 1 $50 tip, and many $5-10 tips and a bunch of shoutouts for $1-$2 tips. I'd guesstimate he got $800+ from the emergency IRL stream, and actually noted a $50 tip during the later Street Fighter stream. We're looking at $200-$300 in tips for a sub $90 cost when you remove the $500+$100 big tips.
At best, DSP should offer to refund the $500+$100 tips, maybe even some $50s and $20s, or even ask blaine007 (a tipping regular, you should see his name a few times in my Tips Only/Twitch Income files through April) what he should put the $500 towards if he doesn't want the refund.

Another point: DSP got $800+ in tips for those false Rockstar strikes back in July 2017, more like $1K when some more trickled in the next day. As far as I know having 3 strikes on DSPGaming for a few days cost DSP nothing - he still uploaded videos, he should still have ad revenue (or he wouldn't upload videos at all, e.g. early May's AdSense issues trying to switch to Laveria/Pultavi) so what exactly did that pay for? Mental distress? :stress:
 
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EddyB43 said:
On buying a PS4 Pro: he absolutely should not be using any money right now to replace that PS4. Now if that PS4 fails, we know exactly what will happen: DSP will do an emergency fundraiser stream, likely on XB1 PUBG or whatever XB1 (or maybe even PC) game he thinks would bring in the most money & viewers, and set tips goals for at least $200 (secondhand :optimistic:), $300 (new) or $500 (new PS4 Pro:winner:) and easily hit them within a day.

So the DSPGaming Google+ spam suspension thing would have barely cost DSP anything. Socialblade shows an average of under 58K daily views for June 1st->5th. Let's be nice and bump that to 60K so ~1.8mn monthly views for June, and assume they'd all be monetized and count towards an obscenely high $3 CPM.View attachment 467418
DSPGaming was down for just over 11 hours (between ~7am PDT & DSP tweeted it was up at 6:10pm PDT), let's even bump that to 12 hours. 12 hours is half a day, so 60K/2 = 30K monetized views lost. 30x$3 CPM (cost per mille, or ad rev per thousand) = $90 at the obscene high end for his 'loss' with DSPGaming down.
I'm not tracking tips anymore thanks to my computer problems, but just watching the main stream we saw $500+$100 big tips, a couple $20s and at least 1 $50 tip, and many $5-10 tips and a bunch of shoutouts for $1-$2 tips. I'd guesstimate he got $800+ from the emergency IRL stream, and actually noted a $50 tip during the later Street Fighter stream. We're looking at $200-$300 in tips for a sub $90 cost when you remove the $500+$100 big tips.
At best, DSP should offer to refund the $500+$100 tips, maybe even some $50s and $20s, or even ask blaine007 (a tipping regular, you should see his name a few times in my Tips Only/Twitch Income files through April) what he should put the $500 towards if he doesn't want the refund.

Another point: DSP got $800+ in tips for those false Rockstar strikes back in July 2017, more like $1K when some more trickled in the next day. As far as I know having 3 strikes on DSPGaming for a few days cost DSP nothing - he still uploaded videos, he should still have ad revenue (or he wouldn't upload videos at all, e.g. early May's AdSense issues trying to switch to Laveria/Pultavi) so what exactly did that pay for? Mental distress? :stress:
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REEEEEfund the money? Thats insane thing to say regarding dsp.
BTW, he lied again. He said he would refund patrons, who wanted the project7 trailer... But there was just no way according to him. Lie.
 
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You know what? I think he should simply stop doing his fucking play-streams and go all-out on the begging a.k.a. pre-cum. What would he have to loose? Most of his paypigs would be fine hearing him rant about stupid booksmart megacorps, shitty videogames and online lag without even a screenshot of a game. He could endlessly wallow in his narcisism and self-pity, telling the tale of the street smart boy with the lets play legacy forever and his fans could suck up his virtual poison and throw money at him til Phildom come. "WOW you are soooooo cool Phil!" Win-win for everyone (well, besides us and his contractors that is).

Camahn, do it Dave. We all know you want it.
 
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You know what? I think he should simply stop doing his fucking play-streams and go all-out on the begging a.k.a. pre-cum.
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As much as Phil would love to do that, he can't and he knows it. Biological age aside, Phil's fanbase is composed of children who would get bored and leave if Phil wasn't whining about detractors/money or raging at a videogame.
 
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Good lord that tweet. Leave it to Burnell to"fix" his channel in the dumbest way possible. How is it anyone but his fault that he had a video on his channel of him masturbating? The FIRST thing he should have done after that gameplay session was delete the prestream and not upload it. He has had TWO years or so to do that.

. . . this is why I feel like the guy is either trolling or actually mentally deficient. There's no middle ground where he's just lazy.
 
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Haunter said:
Is there anyway to see who gifted Tevin the sub, and/or what Phil's reaction was?
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The "***" denote a person who was gifted a sub. The gifter was someone named "opposable". Opposable has not cheered at all this month but is a Tier 1 sub.
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
He also was not amused when he realized tevin was given a sub lol
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Tevin confirmed on his stream that the gifted sub went to a troll "Tevin" account. The troll account was spelled differently then Tevins actual account. He still got a kick out of it though.
 
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The thing is, is that its not difficult to not get in trouble on the internet. Don't want to be shit on by a bunch of Twitch streamers on twitter? Don't post dumb tweets shitting on them, don't wanna be accused of threatening an 11 year old girl? Don't say you'll beat up an 11 year old girl on stream, don't wanna be accused of being a hypocrite due to your complaining about the broken port speed? Don't be petty enough to complain about slight speed differences on super turbo then go on to say your EVO win was legit, don't wanna be called a pussy for not fighting LTG? Don't give him a stupid list of demands and just fight him, don't want your channel to be taken down for spamming? Don't upload 30 videos in an hour that are all 3 minutes long.

None of these are difficult. You just... don't do them.
 
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i've been watching stuff about wingsofredemption recently
just got into him
i was noticing he and phil have so much in common (excuses for lazyness, nothing is my fault, smashing controllers)
then i heard WOR say "REAL TALK"
i fucking lost it
match made in heaven, maybe he should be phil's soul mate
 
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ZehnBoat said:
i've been watching stuff about wingsofredemption recently
just got into him
i was noticing he and phil have so much in common (excuses for lazyness, nothing is my fault, smashing controllers)
then i heard WOR say "REAL TALK"
i fucking lost it
match made in heaven, maybe he should be phil's soul mate
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DSP and Wings should collab on an "Ultimate beggar stream" LOL
 
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Ironically DSP wasn't using realtalk all that much until people started posting Wings' memes in his chat, now he uses it all the time. Unironically of course.

He also gets nervous if people post "donate subscribe or gtfo" he wants them to be clear it's a Wings meme and not something he's said.
 
Just come back after a couple of months.

When you think the dsp saga ca'nt get any more boring. Something comes up again. ffs. :(
 
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Ironically DSP wasn't using realtalk all that much until people started posting Wings' memes in his chat, now he uses it all the time. Unironically of course.

He also gets nervous if people post "donate subscribe or gtfo" he wants them to be clear it's a Wings meme and not something he's said.
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dsp is slowly turning into wings

next thing you'll know he's throwing a controller across the room while crying I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN
 
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