DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[neger psykolog]

It seems like every video that gets posted here which could get his YT channel another strike gets removed after his fap video got striked. Seems like either Phil is checking here or someone else is telling him what ones to remove.

No Phil reads here he just tries to make it seem like he has a team of people who point things out for him.

KF jokes that his team of people are exceptional.

The joke is that KF is his team of exceptional people.

 

[grump]

No Phil reads here he just tries to make it seem like he has a team of people who point things out for him.

KF jokes that his team of people are exceptional.

The joke is that KF is his team of exceptional people.

I don't understand his line of thinking that telling us that he has an A team of snitches who ninja into detractor strongholds and he uses to guide his actions like some fat kid playing makebelieve general on the playground, makes him look any better than simply coming here and reading it himself. Its like when he explains away his intricate knowledge of all the drama of other ytbers when he supposedly doesn't follow or care about them by Alotta Peepull telling him. So I guess instead of obsessively following drama like a loser by visiting their channel you are obsessively following drama like a loser by listening to someone else go on about it in constant second hand email diatribes?

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

He deleted da videos ):

inb4 he got another community strike because alutofpeepul decided to report them.

 

[neger psykolog]

I don't understand his line of thinking that telling us that he has an A team of snitches who ninja into detractor strongholds and he uses to guide his actions like some fat kid playing makebelieve general on the playground, makes him look any better than simply coming here and reading it himself. Its like when he explains away his intricate knowledge of all the drama of other ytbers when he supposedly doesn't follow or care about them by Alotta Peepull telling him. So I guess instead of obsessively following drama like a loser by visiting their channel you are obsessively following drama like a loser by listening to someone else go on about it in constant second hand email diatribes?

Its his most infamous quality that most people miss for all his other amazing human qualities:
petty

DSP is hands down the most petty motherfucker on the planet.

There are so many instances of shit that proves how petty he is but for starters:

• Disabling all YouTube comments/ratings
• Blocking thousands of Twitter accounts
• Blocking many more Twitter accounts that have never interacted with him at all
• Disabling/fucking with closed captioning on YouTube because he was mad people were reading what he was saying (?)
  
• Being a whiny baby about children's fighting games
• Being a whiny baby about lag
• Being a whiny baby about his plumber
• Being a whiny baby about his backtaxes

I'm sure there is some relationship between being petty and paranoid but DSP definitely has his own special brand of it.

You'd wonder how this subforum/megathread is so fucking big because DSP never actually directly reacts to much. Although he may not directly react he will still bring up the most petty bullshit and whining about it. That is his way of reacting.

Perfect example is the recent DSP/LTG fighting challenge autism. No one else could so spectacularly fuck up such a simple fucking task.

Who else can even fill an hour long prestream with basically nothing of interest?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I wonder why he's set this autistic begging challenge that he HAS to convince someone to give him a PS4 Pro. Like he never ever shows any restraint in buying anything, ever. His MUH BILLS shit doesn't stop him from getting takeout, or absurdly expensive Schwan's, or 87758 streaming services, or going to the mall all the time, or buying freemium game shit on his phone, or buying shitty Blu-rays. It's like he's decided to activate hard mode for the first time ever. Like he COULD buy the console with that $500, but he wants someone to gift it to him instead. Just buy the fucking console, you fucking greasenigger.

I think everything you say here just legitimizes the widespread "speculation" (read: obvious fucking fact) that he has zero love, zero respect, & zero passion for playing video games. Not as an escape, not as a hobby, not as recreation, & certainly not as a craft.

I think he sees this PS4 like a college student sees a textbook. Generally, no part of you actually *wants* the fuckin thing. It's boring, it's useless, it's expensive. You'd rather set it on fire than read a half a page.

But you know you need it if you want to pass the class. So are you going to use that $500 monitored scholarship you got for doing cartwheels all summer, or are you going to blow your summer beer budget on fucking Rhetoric & Composition I, Third Edition?

So yeah. This is why he oscillates btwn sperging out at people that gift him gaming shit (forces him out of his preplanned excuses to worm out of doing/sucking at "gamer shit") and making those random, non sequitur stress sighs as he pretends his shit isn't working, or he leaves the frame & makes certain everyone hears him holler at his khansole not to break "BC I KHANNAHTT AFFORD TO REPLACE YOU RITE NOW" (free shit showing up on the porch is pretty cool, amirite?).

...Prolly also why he skitters off when he thinks he hears a detraktruck pulling up..

I dunno. What do I know. There's lots of things I can do. I do stuff wrong all the time, & lots of shit is my fault.

 

[gaarashatan]

He should stop calling it a business because if you have to beg your audience on a daily basis to support you so you don't have to sell your house its a charity. His fans are sponsoring him like hes part of the World Vision program.

dspgaming isnt a business, dspgaming is a sidewalk bum

kind of sad dsp cant realize how pathetic he is. yesterday got up to 2k viewers so everyone could see the trash fire. now on today stream with his great commentary and amazing game play cant even hit 300

phil really underestimates just how many people laugh and his patheticness. he thinks its something like a 60/40 ratio but its more like a 95/5 ratio. with 40 and 5 being his fans

and on the subject of ps4 and 4k, he should stay away. i mean could you imagine if his viewers had even more clarity on his actions during the game to prove him wrong.

best to go to 480p. that way if he fucks up, noone will be the wiser

Bingo! This is the same guy who said, with no hint of sarcasm or joking, that editing content is easier compared to him hitting start/stop record. That AJ has less viewers than he does. That he was the 2nd best deejay on the planet with no way to back it up.

He is very exceptional. Exceptional enough to leave the jerkoff video in his main channel.

idk if youre actually the guy, but if you are. ty for providing me with many laughs, LOOK AT MY SKELETONS BITCH

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Its his most infamous quality that most people miss for all his other amazing human qualities:
petty

DSP is hands down the most petty motherfucker on the planet.

Taking Kat past where Leanna works to show her off to the ex

I remember that shit, petty af

 

[gaarashatan]

Taking Kat past where Leanna works to show her off to the ex

I remember that shit, petty af

i dont remember this? got any photos or videos, would love to see

 

[Near]

Its his most infamous quality that most people miss for all his other amazing human qualities:
petty

DSP is hands down the most petty motherfucker on the planet.

There are so many instances of shit that proves how petty he is but for starters:

• Disabling all YouTube comments/ratings
• Blocking thousands of Twitter accounts
• Blocking many more Twitter accounts that have never interacted with him at all
• Disabling/fucking with closed captioning on YouTube because he was mad people were reading what he was saying (?)
  
• Being a whiny baby about children's fighting games
• Being a whiny baby about lag
• Being a whiny baby about his plumber
• Being a whiny baby about his backtaxes

I'm sure there is some relationship between being petty and paranoid but DSP definitely has his own special brand of it.

You'd wonder how this subforum/megathread is so fucking big because DSP never actually directly reacts to much. Although he may not directly react he will still bring up the most petty bullshit and whining about it. That is his way of reacting.

Perfect example is the recent DSP/LTG fighting challenge autism. No one else could so spectacularly fuck up such a simple fucking task.

Who else can even fill an hour long prestream with basically nothing of interest?

I mean DSP, being someone who used numerous forums in the past, i firmly believe he reads his own thread on here at least every other night.

It's easy to follow, details are mostly in tl;dr format, so the busy TRUE GAMER that he is, won't have to read much inbetween his netflix binge watching sessions. He can easily think of ways to spin everything that's being said about him into a pity party on the next day's prestream.

His usage of some KGB secret autism police is what i legitimately don't believe much anymore. I mean he probably has idiots like Aeraid Lord and KG looking shit up for him, as apparently the expanded universe of Phil Burnell has at least twenty layers of detractors. But Phil ain't exactly the most social person out there. Sure he's gonna overblow this shit to make himself look more in control.

 

[James Smith]

Disabling/fucking with closed captioning on YouTube because he was mad people were reading what he was saying (?)

Unless/until things break I now use YouTube to generate auto-captions for every livestream; I have automated stuff download the audio live, strip out the parts quiet enough that he's probably not talking, make 30 minute 144p videos out of it, and upload them to YouTube.

 

[gaarashatan]

so i just found out about phils father, maybe it was him? maybe its just a troll idk. and was reading through his tweets while drinking some jack n coke. then read this one while taking a drink and it went everywhere.

 

[Haunter]

i dont remember this? got any photos or videos, would love to see

It's alleged that's what his motive was. Pretty hard to see otherwise.

During one of Phil and Kat's early shopping outtings, he posted a picture of some stupid knick-knack in the store in the mall that's across from where Leanna work(ed).

 

[gaarashatan]

It's alleged that's what his motive was. Pretty hard to see otherwise.

During one of Phil and Kat's early shopping outtings, he posted a picture of some stupid knick-knack in the store in the mall that's across from where Leanna work(ed).

wow rly? i wonder if kat knows that. thank you for informing me.
i wonder what leanna is up to these days

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

i dont remember this? got any photos or videos, would love to see

I'm looking for it.. all I remember about this was the speculation caught fire after he instagrammed a pic of grilled-cheese sandwich earrings from Claire's (a mall-chain of teenybopper accessories, if you're not familiar) with some snide comment about them. Someone here will probably ninja the pic up here for you before I even remember what month she landed.

At that point I just got confused.. "Leanna works right across from that Claire's omg" "no she's at Starbucks"... xyz. I don't recall any video tho.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm looking for it.. all I remember about this was the speculation caught fire after he instagrammed a pic of grilled-cheese sandwich earrings from Claire's (a mall-chain of teenybopper accessories, if you're not familiar) with some snide comment about them. Someone here will probably ninja the pic up here for you before I even remember what month she landed.

At that point I just got confused.. "Leanna works right across from that Claire's omg" "no she's at Starbucks"... xyz. I don't recall any video tho.

It was purely speculation based on evidence dotted here and there.

Basically yes, he went to Claire's and if it was the mall closest to him then its directly opposite from an H&Ms:

So TLDR:

• Its very likely Leanna worked at H&M at some stage
• Its very likely DSP visited that exact mall and that exact Claire's which is directly opposite from H&Ms
• This doesn't conclusively prove that he visited there purely because it was opposite H&Ms but there is evidence that would suggest its plausible

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

wow rly? i wonder if kat knows that. thank you for informing me.
i wonder what leanna is up to these days

Kat seems like she isn't aware of a lot. She comes across as pretty nice to me, but a very dim bulb who's easily led. Hence why the one time she appeared on video with him, she let him talk and when she did speak she used all the DSPisms. Not so easily led that she's willing to enter the shitshow of Phil's kahntent again, but still pretty easily manipulated.

 

[Gentrify]

I remember seeing this tool beating his disgusting worm on stream, and thought it was hilarious. never looked into it further, but after reading this, and ED extensively, this man is a monumental catastrophe

 

[ZehnBoat]

https://twitter.com/GoutSydePhil/status/1005026673501327360

 

[Dragoonism]

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Not the first time he tries to pretend he is a man of the people... he does it for a short while and then stop thinking people is seeing him in a new light.

 

[FallGout]

Not the first time he tries to pretend he is a man of the people... he does it for a short while and then stop thinking people is seeing him in a new light.

He pulled the same shit when Nintendo first started claiming every video of theirs on YouTube then stopped giving a shit when he became a managed partner and was immune to it. Give him a week (2 at the very most) before he stops caring about peoples YouTube accounts again.