Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Jakes bullshit about suicide hotlines and therapists angers up my blood something fierce. That whole whining spiel is exactly the worst kind of shit for someone to read who's been toying with gakking themselves. If your brain is already flirting with a razor that last thing you need to read is some shut-in escaped garden gnome talking about how the hotline puts you on hold for hours (The real one doesn't) and how therapists are worthless because all they do is talk.

That last part shows that Jake knows jack and shit about real therapy.

Real therapy involves identifying stressors, trauma points, atypical reactions to common stimuli. It's not just "Listening to your problems for an hour or two" like Jake claims. That right there shows the fat idiot hasn't been to a real therapist. His idea is stuck in the 1980's/1990's view of the therapist nodding along while doodling on a sketch pad.

And he was locked out of a job at Piazo because he didn't do play by post?

Note he doesn't mention "I would have liked the job for the high pay and the move to another city and new friends", no, he whines that it costs him a free ride to GenCon.

FFS, Jake, get your goddamn shit together.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Jakes bullshit about suicide hotlines and therapists angers up my blood something fierce. That whole whining spiel is exactly the worst kind of shit for someone to read who's been toying with gakking themselves. If your brain is already flirting with a razor that last thing you need to read is some shut-in escaped garden gnome talking about how the hotline puts you on hold for hours (The real one doesn't) and how therapists are worthless because all they do is talk.

That last part shows that Jake knows jack and shit about real therapy.

Real therapy involves identifying stressors, trauma points, atypical reactions to common stimuli. It's not just "Listening to your problems for an hour or two" like Jake claims. That right there shows the fat idiot hasn't been to a real therapist. His idea is stuck in the 1980's/1990's view of the therapist nodding along while doodling on a sketch pad.

And he was locked out of a job at Piazo because he didn't do play by post?

Note he doesn't mention "I would have liked the job for the high pay and the move to another city and new friends", no, he whines that it costs him a free ride to GenCon.

FFS, Jake, get your goddamn shit together.

Jake has spun so many lies that he’s trapped in his own web of deceit.
Violet Hargrave can’t be Jake Alley and Jake Alley can’t be Violet Hargrave. Since he refuses to admit the truth, even a truth that’s an easy sympathy spin for his crowd: the altright doxed me!, he’s stuck. He can’t claim credit for works done by the other and any public activity risks him being outed as Jake Alley.
And it doesn’t make sense, because by his own admission neither Jake nor Violet have careers or families to lose. According to Violet, “she” has already revealed her tranniness to her mother and lives in an abusive household.
The reality is that Jake doesn’t want a career, responsibility or to transitioning. He just wants people he views as important to be his friend and baby him like his mom.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Jakes bullshit about suicide hotlines and therapists angers up my blood something fierce. That whole whining spiel is exactly the worst kind of shit for someone to read who's been toying with gakking themselves. If your brain is already flirting with a razor that last thing you need to read is some shut-in escaped garden gnome talking about how the hotline puts you on hold for hours (The real one doesn't) and how therapists are worthless because all they do is talk.

That last part shows that Jake knows jack and shit about real therapy.

Real therapy involves identifying stressors, trauma points, atypical reactions to common stimuli. It's not just "Listening to your problems for an hour or two" like Jake claims. That right there shows the fat idiot hasn't been to a real therapist. His idea is stuck in the 1980's/1990's view of the therapist nodding along while doodling on a sketch pad.

And he was locked out of a job at Piazo because he didn't do play by post?

Note he doesn't mention "I would have liked the job for the high pay and the move to another city and new friends", no, he whines that it costs him a free ride to GenCon.

FFS, Jake, get your goddamn shit together.

Someone mentioned to Jake that some GM's were being comped to run games for Pazio at GenCon. So he missed out on a free shared hotel room, per diem and maybe travel for GenCon which to Jake probably was an epic tragedy. GenCon is pretty much Jake's only social event or outing. But he's also being dishonest, he didn't go to GenCon because he got iced out by the SJW troon twitter brigade at the last one and he didn't have anyone willing to let him sleep on a hotel sofa or even hang out with him when he goes. I think Zoe post 2.0 and showing up several year running as big, fat, hairy CIS guy (while claiming to be trans) finally resulted in people getting sick of his BS.

 

[repentance]

"blow work the hell off"
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It's also Jake's 37th birthday today.

Jake's so out of touch with the realities of working life that he thinks people can just take a "mental health day" whenever they feel like it.

While it's true that some people work in jobs where they can do that, many others can't just "blow off work" at short notice.

 

[Kosher Dill]

And he was locked out of a job at Piazo because he didn't do play by post?

The funny part of that being that he did do play-by-post - I posted links to reams and reams of it a few pages back. Problem is, it's all under the Jake "Cislord" Alley identity.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[metroid_fetish]

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I wonder if they were real girls or "Tumblr Girls"

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I wonder if they were real girls or "Tumblr Girls"

Think they’re the trannies that tweeted a missed connection online. I also think Jake had nothing to do with it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Think they’re the trannies that tweeted a missed connection online. I also think Jake had nothing to do with it.

That sounds like it. The idea of Jake being the cool, confident wingman is just too rich. I have this mental image of Jake as Cupid, only when he tries to use his bow and arrow, his beard gets tangled up in it.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

That sounds like it. The idea of Jake being the cool, confident wingman is just too rich. I have this mental image of Jake as Cupid, only when he tries to use his bow and arrow, his beard gets tangled up in it.

See that's interesting, because ever since the coolie hat reveal, I ha e a mental picture of Jake as Raiden in MK getting his heart torn out and eaten by Zoe as Mileena.

(Jake would still have his beard....and the build of Bo Rai Cho, but there you go.)

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

See that's interesting, because ever since the coolie hat reveal, I ha e a mental picture of Jake as Raiden in MK getting his heart torn out and eaten by Zoe as Mileena.

(Jake would still have his beard....and the build of Bo Rai Cho, but there you go.)

I had a mental image of Jake as the sacrifice in Temple of Doom getting his heart ripped out by Mola Randi. Anita and Zoe are in the background as the chancellor and the Maharaja.

 

[repentance]

It amuses me that Jake can't even make a "it's my birthday and nobody cares" tweet because doing so would draw attention to the fact that SGG shares a birthday with Jake Alley.

I also just noticed that Jake's too lazy to change the URL in his pinned tweet. It still links to Storify.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

Jakes bullshit about suicide hotlines and therapists angers up my blood something fierce. That whole whining spiel is exactly the worst kind of shit for someone to read who's been toying with gakking themselves. If your brain is already flirting with a razor that last thing you need to read is some shut-in escaped garden gnome talking about how the hotline puts you on hold for hours (The real one doesn't) and how therapists are worthless because all they do is talk.

That last part shows that Jake knows jack and shit about real therapy.

Real therapy involves identifying stressors, trauma points, atypical reactions to common stimuli. It's not just "Listening to your problems for an hour or two" like Jake claims. That right there shows the fat idiot hasn't been to a real therapist. His idea is stuck in the 1980's/1990's view of the therapist nodding along while doodling on a sketch pad.

And he was locked out of a job at Piazo because he didn't do play by post?

Note he doesn't mention "I would have liked the job for the high pay and the move to another city and new friends", no, he whines that it costs him a free ride to GenCon.

FFS, Jake, get your goddamn shit together.

Toss me onto the pile of people who don't believe Jake the Fake has been to a therapist. Or, if he has, it was just some kind of introductory session that went nowhere. Sending him to therapy would be like doing a biopsy on a crystal healer's tumor. It's just a wasted effort.

 

[repentance]

Toss me onto the pile of people who don't believe Jake the Fake has been to a therapist. Or, if he has, it was just some kind of introductory session that went nowhere. Sending him to therapy would be like doing a biopsy on a crystal healer's tumor. It's just a wasted effort.

He probably has but he's probably done what I've seen a lot of other people do and just used it as somewhere to vent rather than somewhere to learn how to improve his life. And you just know that he's hoping a therapist will say that his mother is abusive so that he can fling it in her face.

 

[Hellfire]

Looks like Jake had a birthday dinner, appears to have been off twitter from around 4 PM until 8 PM

Jake spent some of his day creeping on a Paizo employee, doesn't even get courtesy 'likes.'

 

[Positron]

I wonder how he plans to celebrate? Googleshnging endlessly about how his life’s in danger?

He can pretend he is no longer at risk of being raped and murdered for one day.

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"Seek help" and "you need to see a professional" are polite ways of saying, "take your bullshit elsewhere!" When will these people take the hint?

 

[repentance]

Jake retweeted this. Absolutely no source is given for the image, but I doubt it's from any official list as there are inconsistencies both in style and in accuracy.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Toss me onto the pile of people who don't believe Jake the Fake has been to a therapist

It wouldn't surprise me if he had. His mom probably insisted on it back before she realized he's an utter lost cause.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

According to Jake, his therapist has become exasperated with him because despite seeing him for a few years now, he still doesn’t present in any way as a woman.

I think Jake does see a therapist for his autism at his mom’s request but like most things he doesn’t understand or participate effective therapy and instead spends his sessions listing off his imaginary war with internet Nazis.

 

[Hellfire]

Jake's waking hours of his 37th birthday continued into the night, because of course, and he spent them white knighting a high school drop out that records himself shoving things up his ass and thinks Muslims are trying to save gays from suicide by throwing them off rooftops, etc. etc.
Cow crossover.


Cow crossover. "we"
People on "4chan" know exactly what Jake is like, he's just a stereotypical fat neckbearded male.



Cow crossover.