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gaarashatan said:
he always says its not true and theres only audio. and sure this is true at the time but that YT video has seen alot of action, for sure its been thousands of kids now AT LEAST
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I could have gone without that thought. Thanks a lot DSP. You literally scare children you monster
 
gaarashatan said:
and the whole thing about going to his aunts funeral, i doubt hell be going to any family funerals. they probably look at him like a pathetic joke. hes most likely cut ties with most of his family
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Phil seems like the type of guy who would show up to an immediate family members funeral wearing a Tuxedo T-shirt, and would attempt some sight gag with the body at the visitation. . .who am I kidding, he wouldn't show up to the visitation unless it was a requisite clause in the deceased's Will.
 
grump said:
I don't understand his line of thinking that telling us that he has an A team of snitches who ninja into detractor strongholds and he uses to guide his actions like some fat kid playing makebelieve general on the playground, makes him look any better than simply coming here and reading it himself. Its like when he explains away his intricate knowledge of all the drama of other ytbers when he supposedly doesn't follow or care about them by Alotta Peepull telling him. So I guess instead of obsessively following drama like a loser by visiting their channel you are obsessively following drama like a loser by listening to someone else go on about it in constant second hand email diatribes?
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Same pattern of hapless logic that tells him it makes him look like a fag to just say "lol well guys it is what it is, I just suck at this [game]/[boss]/[move]/[franchise]/[character]/[level]/[more than the guy that just rolled my ass up & smoked it], i guess we're gonna be here a while, get comfortable" but makes him look like not at all a fag to yell & whine & rage & protest every single fucking time he fucks up (read: 89% of the shit he touches) & then sobscream 5 stock excuses [blahking]/[pressing buttons]/[bunk controller]/[bugged x mechanics]/[game devs] paired with 10 industry buzzwords he memorized [inputs]/[lag]/[framerate]/ my personal favorite, [netcode], but couldn't possibly define without da googles, rounded off with incessant shitspewing about anyone that pushes his shit in.

Shrieking like a rotten 15yo girl instead of laughing off his ineptitude.. yes. Way hotter, guy. Never change. Doesn't make you look like a skirted prison bitch at all.

ZehnBoat said:
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What a vapid, virulent, insipid cocksucker. I'm glad to see he can tweet empty cries for Twitter attention acknowledging mass tragedy like school massacres, D-Day, & hurricanes that he ties right back into him & his own perceived struggles & triumphs over adversity in his arduous, challenging, couch-rooted climate-controlled life.

But a post about a digital fucking platform that put his ass on that very couch & owes him ZERO, is the thing he says moves him to tears. Right before tying it right back into his modern-day Job narrative. Can't be fucked to wonder aloud how mass murderers sleep at night, but I guess until he catches a maniac's bullet to the face, the infinitesimal flash of aggravation he feels from a hiccup in youtube is the closest he'll ever get to true discomfort.

And I also bet he fails to see the distinction.
 
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Here's my thoughts on Phil's shenanigans, it doesn't matter what'll happen. He will generally make it out the same or better than he did before, thanks to his cockroach luck &/or paypigs. Just look at some of the recent stuff that's happened; The Google+ suspension, the shill tweet & the March 29th Twitch suspension(which if memory serves me lasted like 32 hours because it was a holiday weekend & his suspension got lifted early). Either nothing really happens or he makes out better. So don't get your hopes up that anything will be affected.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
I always like how he creates this air of unnecessary drama and mystery by saying "I can't talk about this now!" Nigger, you can sum it up very easily in one Tweet. All of this bullshit he say's he can't talk about could be summed up in a single sentence.

I owe back taxes. Done.

No, I did not hire an escort here is my real girlfriend's face. Done.

Youtube suspended my account because they think my Google Plus was sending spam. Done.

Are there any that I missed? The bullshit can be summed up that easily and doesn't require multi-hour streams to get to the fucking point.
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If he didn't spend hours spinning it to his audience they might actually realize that all his problems (with a few exceptions) are his fault. Also how can he collect tips if he just quickly tweets out his problems?
 
BIgBadWolf said:
Yes, but all the drama would be avoided if he was direct with it instead of going around in circles claiming there's an emergency but he can't talk about it just yet.
Leanna went to the hospital, she's fine now. Done
Me and Leanna aren't togheter anymore. Done
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All the details create drama. If he just shut the fuck up like he keep saying he'll do he probably wouldn't be such an active lolcow. Remember when he said he wouldn't show his new girlfriend then showed her like a piece of meat to spite the haters? Remember when he said not to long ago he'd only tweet about his business stuff and how that didn't even last an hour?
He's like Totalbiscuit (rip) when it comes to social media. He can't handle them. He should stick with streaming and focusing on the games and shut up about everything else.

You'd think he'd catch on when he's sees he has thousands of "detractors, thousands of followers on Twitch but only a dozen are interacting in the chat and he barely manages to get 400 viewers. That's not even 1% of his total followers who show up for his streams. Youtube isn't even worth talking about at this point since his situation is even worst there.

And for the love of Allah, drop the Darksydephil name, stick with DSP or even better, Phil Burnell. It makes it sound like he's an edgy teen (but I guess he still is).
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At least TB had the excuse of knowing he was going to die soon from stage 4 colon cancer. Phil is just an asshole.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
I always like how he creates this air of unnecessary drama and mystery by saying "I can't talk about this now!" Nigger, you can sum it up very easily in one Tweet. All of this bullshit he say's he can't talk about could be summed up in a single sentence.

I owe back taxes. Done.

No, I did not hire an escort here is my real girlfriend's face. Done.

Youtube suspended my account because they think my Google Plus was sending spam. Done.

Are there any that I missed? The bullshit can be summed up that easily and doesn't require multi-hour streams to get to the fucking point.
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He could do that, like any normal person would, but it's already been well established that Phil thrives on drama and he knows how to exploit it like any decent conman. It's the same reason why his pre-streams, where he talks almost exclusively about drama, are always over an hour long. Why immediately end the drama when you can drag it out for as long as possible and guilt trip your paypigs into giving you even more money?
 
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FACT CHECK:
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(He's tweeting about yanderedev's thread on here)

Some nudnig replied with this:
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INCORRECT!
DSP's thread is more than twice as long as yanderedev's and at least 10 times as autistic.
 
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neger psykolog said:
DSP's thread is more than twice as long as yanderedev's and at least 10 times as autistic.
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I'd say it's starting give the DSP sub a run for it's money autism-wise. Eva's thread is getting more out of control these days with the recent fallout events of former (mostly teenage) fans leaking into that thread, and shitting it up with minimalistic responses that add nothing. On the other hand, it's interesting seeing how much the two have in common in terms of taking their easy work-life for granted and blaming the rest of the world for their own problems. Of course even Eva couldn't garner a hatedom as infamous as Phil's.
 
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As I'm reading the Eva thread i can say, yes that thread is mostly a "Early years of DSP" feel to it. It is just a mess of "Eva is finished lol" so unless he gets a ton of alogs that ruin themselves trying to take him down, Phil will be the king of video game autism on the farms
 
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damn I'm kinda missing his constant EMERGENCY videos. I tought Dave would have shit one a week this year, but he just outdid himself in the boring department
GJ
 
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BeanieGuy said:
Shit did I miss something? He did a 5 hours stream for the channel crap?
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YES. HE supposed to play Vampyr but instead he did an irl stream where he asked the viewers what to do... you know... just like when he said his life is fucked and needed an advice moving forward to twitch. Few hours in, he was like "at this point, there is no point to start the gameplay". IT also gave us the /chairquake emote .
He deleted it, fortunetly, mrhuth has it

Its topic, more here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2018-...-google-plus-account-got-susp-for-spam.44046/
 
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