DSP & E3 2018 - everything sucks especially nintendo

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THE BIGGEST YEARLY GAMING EVENT! EVERYBODY AND HIS MOTHER IS COVERING IT!
Me? I take a day off.
Because...
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I whipped up a little something to 'celebrate' the start of Dave's E3 coverage. You can do one per conference or have a running-tally. I expect it'll be 75% full by the end of the first conference though. Feel free to play along at home!


I think we gonna have SNORT all day long, cause all of them will happen, except T1, top right one.
 
I think we gonna have SNORT all day long, cause all of them will happen, except T1, top right one.

Yeah, I should have made it tougher. There are already a bunch filled by his comments on twitter at the moment and the real shitshow hasn't even started...
 
The shit quality of E3 combined with the shit quality of everything DSP does may just turn around to turn it all into a beautiful, blossoming turkey.
 
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EA foolishly focus on a title that's generated them millions of dollars and continues to do so because there's genuinely demand for it. Meanwhile Phil puts people to sleep playing PUBG for the thousandth stream as it generates him an extra 20 bucks usually
 
E3 is a complete shitfest most of the time especially coming right out of the gate with EA. I love how Phil is so out of touch with the idea that literally the rest of the world plays FIFA.

The only thing I can remotely get on board with is BF5. And even then it's a shitstorm because of all the autists complaining about "muh history, muh realism".
 
Yeah, I should have made it tougher. There are already a bunch filled by his comments on twitter at the moment and the real shitshow hasn't even started...

Make the Free Space 'Whine about 'muh SJWs'' just for shiggles.
 
So what are the guesses on how much he'll shit on Nintendo at this years E3? I think he'll just skip the conference in general to be honest. His fans will tell him to watch it and he'll be like "SWITCH IS DEAD DOOD, NINTENDO ARE PURE EVIL." Nintendo could release the biggest game they've had in years and it's considered the best conference Nintendo's had with huge releases and twists and turns and not one bad thing and Phil will still shit all over it and due to his hateboner.
 
So what are the guesses on how much he'll shit on Nintendo at this years E3?

Virtually non-stop. He might like the new Smash because it'll get him enough bits/subs thrown at him to counter the lost YT revenue, but anything else? He won't even consider playing it.
 
I whipped up a little something to 'celebrate' the start of Dave's E3 coverage. You can do one per conference or have a running-tally. I expect it'll be 75% full by the end of the first conference though. Feel free to play along at home!

Doesn't it need to be randomized for everyone to play along? Problem solved: Thread Here
 
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If you've never seen Phil's E3 "coverage" its best to do it through other means instead of watching the videos. They're uh, not good. He only says 3 things.
If its a game he knows and likes: Goes on about it in extreme detail, piece by piece for 30 minutes. He reveals no new information, he just tells you what happened during that part of the show. Every detail.
It's a game he doesn't know: "No idea what it is, they had no information! Just a trailer, dunno what it is, moving on okay?" *snort* and the game is always some game that has a ton of info on it if you research it.
If its a game he dislikes: He doesn't care, so nobody cares, whines and bitches about how they spent too much time on this game and they're morons because "nobody even cares" and they're out of touch because they're talking about a game "nobody" cares about.

The exception to this is Nintendo. He just completely shits on them the whole conference due to his hateboner. Hypocritically. One E3 Sony announced some Skylander rip off thing and he praised them for doing it, then Nintendo announced Amiibos and he shit on them for it. Its the same thing.

Virtually non-stop. He might like the new Smash because it'll get him enough bits/subs thrown at him to counter the lost YT revenue, but anything else? He won't even consider playing it.

"So then NINTENDO *flails arms* come out and they fucking reveal they're ending world hunger, okay? BILLIONS of dollars in food going to Africa and I'm just like WHUUUUUAAT? What the fuck are they doing? Are they THAT fucking incompetent!? See, Nintendo are just completely in touch with ME and YOU, the common gamer! They have no idea what we want? What fucking moron ends world hunger!? It just shows they're BOOK SMART, but not STREET SMART like me! What money grabbing pieces of shit. Seriously, this is SUCH a shitty move by them, how can anyone support these pieces of crap? They take a cut ad money from me when I play their games you know? THAT shows you how much of an evil corporation they are! Anyone who defends this are just Nintendo FANBOYS who can't see through them like I do. This is a bad decision overall." *snort* "Nobody even CARES that they just saved millions of starving children. Do you think Africas even gonna care that their lives got saved? They'll be like wuddafuckisthis? ACK ACK ACK. But how DARE they give billions in food to starving kids and not give ME billions in cash for reimbursement of all the money they STOLE from me from ads!"
 
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Nintendo is detached from reality, thinking they are important enough for people to be up at 9am to watch them. To be up. At 9am. On a weekday.
Now, Phillip specified he is actually up at 9am, but he's usually having breakfast and stuff. Right.
But Nintendo are the ones detached from reality.

So he's also skipping Devolver and the PC showcase because they don't interest him, though he may mention them in his podcast on Thursday because he will be too 'pooped' to talk about them before then. Then, despite possibly never watching a third of the conference, Phil will give his take on the winner of the conference. I wonder what it's like to do only two thirds of your 'job', but demand to be taken seriously. Watch his coverage for informed takes, guys.
 
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