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Heh, some people believe the moon landings were a hoax.
Or that the Earth is flat; or that the planet is only 6000 years old.
I swear, people are getting dumber by the day; and it's incredibly depressing.
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Or that the Earth is flat; or that the planet is only 6000 years old.
I think people have always been pretty dumb.
It's just that through the magic of science, in packing millions of transistors into a little cube in your pocket, we're able to enable the average person the luxury of shitposting online about how they think science is dumb and how you couldn't possibly land on the moon because it's made of cheese.
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I wonder if the 23andme genetics test was an attempt for Chris to see with his own eyes that he’s not half sonichu. I guess the test went over his head then.
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I wonder if the 23andme genetics test was an attempt for Chris to see with his own eyes that he’s not half sonichu. I guess the test went over his head then.
Chris' rationale, "
Dey didn't test fur Sonichu DNA, dey don't hab a test fur dat yet !" As far as Chris is concerned, he's a 1/2 Sonichu 1/2 Cherokee sex abuse victim with an internal labia and magical duck that shoots rainbows and semen.
Or that the Earth is flat; or that the planet is only 6000 years old.
Prove it's not
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As far as Chris is concerned, he's a 1/2 Sonichu 1/2 Cherokee sex abuse victim.
Has he mentioned the Cherokee heritage since he got his DNA report? I think he found out that one was hooey.
