Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

He probably has but he's probably done what I've seen a lot of other people do and just used it as somewhere to vent rather than somewhere to learn how to improve his life. And you just know that he's hoping a therapist will say that his mother is abusive so that he can fling it in her face.
A therapist is a facilitator, not an asspatter. For therapy to be effective, the patient has to be honest, to accept their faults, to abandon the past and to be willing to make changes. None of that describes Jake. After one session where the therapist tells him to drop the conspiracy fantasies and to stop obsessing about Gamergate, he’d waddle back to the gnome cave, never to return.
 
Really, I think the only way, we'll ever get actually new and fresh content from old man Jake is if there's an actually death in the family, either his mom or to a lesser extent, his cat. Until that day comes, it's just going to be more of interchangable googleshng 12309 version 1.5-side b, paragraph 15
 
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Twitter (and other online platforms) are like poison to a socially isolated, mentally ill dude like Jake. It allows him to present his (totally inaccurate) view of reality to people who then unquestionably accept it and pour on pity and ass pats.

Most of these ppl, if they knew the IRL Jake, would give him actual feedback and not tolerate his lying and painting everything as the fault of others. But twitter ratking gives the ultimate validation to professional victims for a fictitious version of their life. A good part of the validation comes from people who behave in a similar manner because any sane person paying attention would smell the bullshit after a few months of his weird never ending pity party.

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Makes me hope that since Jake doesn’t have his own bank account that his Patreon money goes into an account his mom controls and she takes it for what little comes in to cover a small portion of his rent and food costs. Paying some of his own expenses = being robbed to Jake.
 
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Wow, look at that top tweet about sports. The post he's replying to is A++++ lolcow argumentation and rhetoric. "If we already know the 6'6 person plays basketball better than the 5'6 person, we may as well shut down athletics!"

And then Jake ups the ante with one of the most clearly bogus statements he's made all year, and that's an incredibly tough bracket to compete in. First he says stuff about bone density and muscle mass that even the most asspatting of pro-trans studies haven't said (at absolute most they've said that T suppression/estrogen hormone therapy reduces the muscles to lower than their previous ranges, but not to female ranges -- the only thing they can show is below female ranges on any MTFs is testosterone, and only on the eunuchs among them).

Then, the doozy: "We'd be worse off than anyone we competed against." OK, Jake, what an interesting idea. So MTF competitors should clearly be, if they can even make it into women's sports, middle-of-the-road players if they try their absolute hardest to overcome the clear hurdle of testosterone suppression. Except that's not what happens: when MTFs join sports, they do win, and they don't just win, they set records. When FTMs juice with all the T they can handle, they end up at the back of the pack of the male team, even if they were champions before.

It's one of the most sexist assumptions of the entire trans movement that sports performance (and the differentiation between male and female performance) is almost entirely contingent on sex hormones, which they believe are also responsible for masculine and feminine personalities. The entire idea that women's bodies are different from men's in any other way, or that being the sex that gestates the young of our species might have impacts beyond what can be altered with hormone therapy, is beyond them.

For all that people like Avery Edison and Jake Alley like to talk about intersex people, none of them will talk about XY people who have complete androgen insensitivity (meaning that they develop, except for a lack of reproductive parts, very much like a genetic female and are raised as girls, often not finding out anything's different until they don't get a period).

Women (yup, XY women, because they're brought up as girls and no one who isn't their doctor or someone they've told would ever know there's anything male about them - a good test is 'would this person get their clit cut off if they were born in Egypt?') with CAIS do look like women, but on average, some things are fairly different about them. In spite of never having had sensitivity to testosterone and not producing it, to the point where they never develop male genitalia, they grow 4-6" taller than the average normal, 46XX woman. They're also more likely to be attracted to women than normal 46XX women. They have higher grip strength and bone density as well as a fair number of other differences that aren't outside the range of possibility for natal women but which would be much less likely.

Sex testing for Olympic athletes identified that a fair number of very strong athletic performers in the women's division were 46XY women with CAIS. If testosterone and the body's response to it was so critical to athletic performance that testosterone levels should be the defining criterion of our sports divisions, you'd expect to see exactly zero of these athletes in elite competition, because their bodies are physically incapable of generating a testosterone response. Yet instead, the opposite was true, and there's a far greater proportion of CAIS people in elite athletics than in the normal population.

Troon science requires flat-earther levels of science denialism.
 
Really, I think the only way, we'll ever get actually new and fresh content from old man Jake is if there's an actually death in the family, either his mom or to a lesser extent, his cat. Until that day comes, it's just going to be more of interchangable googleshng 12309 version 1.5-side b, paragraph 15

If Jake's mom dies, he'll elately Tweet about how he's now free from the evil, nasty woman who prevented him from living out his life as the pretty animu princess he always knew he was....and then Jake will continue to sequester himself in his gnome cave and Tweet during every waking minute.

Then he'll start Tweeting about how dare that bitch leave him alone without a constant source of income, forcing him not only to get a job, but to suffer the indignity of having to make his Hot Pockets himself.

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This makes no fucking sense. Who is robbing him? His mom? Considering that she's wasting a huge chunk of her nest egg on keeping Jakey in Hot Pockets and high speed internet, I'd call that "paying rent and utilities". Is Jakey keeping his precious savings in a piggy bank, and gamergate Nazi lesbian rape gangs are sneaking in and taking a few ducats? Or maybe he has a bank account and CHELSAY! used her L33T HAX0R SK!LLZ to funnel his savings to an offshore Jamaican bank account?
 
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If Jake's mom dies, he'll elately Tweet about how he's now free from the evil, nasty woman who prevented him from living out his life as the pretty animu princess he always knew he was....and then Jake will continue to sequester himself in his gnome cave and Tweet during every waking minute.

Then he'll start Tweeting about how dare that bitch leave him alone without a constant source of income, forcing him not only to get a job, but to suffer the indignity of having to make his Hot Pockets himself.

True, I just think it will result in new content that isn't endless tweeting because it will likely force him to interact with the outside world

Lol at Jake outliving his mom.

TBF, it's probably a toss up with jake being middle aged and in poor health while his mom being old and in likely somewhat decent health
 
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Jake is, asininely, getting $227 a month for doing absolutely nothing of any conceivable value, even the entertainment value of him lying and spewing forth delusional Googleshng conspiracy theories would not be worth that much.
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A few weeks back, Jake said this was his "sole source of income" (remember, he is a now-37-year-old man) and claimed it "isn't even covering food and shelter."
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Now he's claiming he's making "efforts" to save up for "food and shelter" but doesn't have his "own place" (because why would he) and his money keeps getting "robbed." :story: Sounds like Mama Alley found out Jake is panhandling a few hundred a month and started taking (a fraction) of what she is owed by her deadbeat loser son, who as far as we know last had a job over a decade ago in the early 2000s and on top of that put himself $25,000-$30,000+ in debt in 2007/2008 to produce The Massive vs the masses failure. Jake never even bothered getting that Red Shirt game produced, which was intended to deal with some of the Massive debt, and didn't even bother keeping his storefront open.
 
Jake doesn't seem to have updated the Storify links on anything, despite having all the time in the world to do it.

He produces little enough writing as it is. The few people who might be interested in reading his work with a view to publication aren't going to go out of their way to access his work if they hit a dead link.
 
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Jake is, asininely, getting $227 a month for doing absolutely nothing of any conceivable value, even the entertainment value of him lying and spewing forth delusional Googleshng conspiracy theories would not be worth that much.
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A few weeks back, Jake said this was his "sole source of income" (remember, he is a now-37-year-old man) and claimed it "isn't even covering food and shelter."
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Now he's claiming he's making "efforts" to save up for "food and shelter" but doesn't have his "own place" (because why would he) and his money keeps getting "robbed." :story: Sounds like Mama Alley found out Jake is panhandling a few hundred a month and started taking (a fraction) of what she is owed by her deadbeat loser son, who as far as we know last had a job over a decade ago in the early 2000s and on top of that put himself $25,000-$30,000+ in debt in 2007/2008 to produce The Massive vs the masses failure. Jake never even bothered getting that Red Shirt game produced, which was intended to deal with some of the Massive debt, and didn't even bother keeping his storefront open.
37 years old and completely reliant on his mother. What a leach.

He has the nerve to lecture people on relationships and how they should act.
 
You know, I guess I must have skimmed over it the first time in the mass of googleshngery, but this dude's understanding of what it takes to live in the world outside his mommy's house is at like a first grade level.

He thinks you save up for food and shelter, as if those are one-time costs rather than a recurring cycle requiring you to continuously have positive cash flow. You will literally never, even saving 100% of it, save enough for food and shelter by saving $227 a month. If Jake saved that amount of money for thirty years, until age 67, he'd have $81,270. You know he's not investing it, so I'm not adding interest. Even if there was no inflation whatsoever, that's an amount of money that would probably keep him in food and shelter that would meet his expectations for two years at most.

I think Jake's going to at some point have a Jake's Big Moving Out Adventure saga where he's "saved up" enough to get a crappy roommate situation or tiny studio apartment for a few months and decides to make it on his own, until his Patreon savings dwindles and he moves back in with mom. Oh my god, it'd be amazing to watch this easily-frustrated man who takes everything personally try to, for instance, get utilities switched over to being in his (dead)name. I can hardly wait. It almost makes me feel like contributing to the Patreon. Almost.
 
The other day we were looking at these old Googleshngs where Jake mentioned not being invited to the wedding of the "closest person in the whole world" to him.

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It was my belief that it was the wedding of his cousin Jono, the same cousin who helped Jake with The Massive vs. the masses and was helping Jake make a "computer-game version" which I don't believe was released. If this is the wedding he was complaining about, it turned out that he threw a big enough tantrum and was allowed to go. Note that this wedding was in June 2009, so it should be around a year after Jake "financially ruined" himself to produce The Massive vs. the masses and was in $25,000-$30,000 worth of debt, which was probably the reason he wasn't expected to be going to a wedding across the country in California.

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After the wedding they had a picnic at Stevens Creek Park. A non-racist-hat tip to @zedkissed60 for collecting these photos of the secretgamergrrl wearing a coolie hat. Jake also brought The Massive vs. the masses.
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Later in the day they went to Gamba Karaoke and took this photo.
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I found more photos of Jake at his cousin's wedding in June 2009. While everyone else was dressed appropriately for the wedding ceremony, Jake showed up in a red t-shirt and jeans. Disappointingly, he didn't wear his coolie hat to the wedding proper.
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