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That's the thing though - he did have actual friends IRL at one point. But they grew up and he grew insane.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Cow crossover. Jake describes himself, yet again.
Jake is still bringing up the time he and a chat group of "malignant" trolls interacted with each other to "do harm" and decided to try and destroy 8chan because Gamergate was using it.
Jake is still bringing up the time he and a chat group of "malignant" trolls interacted with each other to "do harm" and decided to try and destroy 8chan because Gamergate was using it.
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It's incredible how well that description applies to both these begging idiots who sponge from everyone in their orbit while making lists pf enemies to be taken out by the government and telling kids to get on blockers now before it's too late.
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The first part of that is a good description of Becks, too.
Sympathy trolls existed on the internet long before crowd funding platforms and social media. You'd think woke people like Rebecca and Jake would be aware of them.
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What is this about please? Is there anything someone could try to twist into 'attempted murder' or is it just jake fantasy land from start to finish?
...I answered my own question, didn't I.
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"attempts were made" means someone wrote "kys" on twitter. Attempted first degree murder is what that is in troon-land.
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Whenever Jake expands on this, he's always talking about SWATing. Of course there've been extremely few instances of attempted SWATing reported and it's nigh impossible to confirm anyone's claim it happened unless they post photographic evidence.
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Are we sure he isn't talking about that time someone sent a report to cloudflare about the Farms? I remember people going apeshit because Cloudflare shared the report (including the person's email) with Null.
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In late 2014, Jake Alley and others were part of a secret chat group which was taking actions to "destroy" Gamergate and anything connected to it. Jake and the rest targeted 8chan for months because Gamergate anons moved to that imageboard after 4chan cucks decided CHELSAY and the scandal she caused couldn't be talked about there.
Their efforts continually escalated, going from mass emailing any crowdfunding sources 8chan was using to Dan Olson personally going on "unlisted" boards (one of which was linked to Wesley/Laurelai Bailey) and viewing and downloading what he dubbed CP with the end goal of making a medium.com "article" attacking 8chan and by extension Gamergate. Shortly after that went live, one of their core members, Nicholas 'sarah butts' Nyberg was doxed and outed as someone who had spent years declaring himself to be a pedophiles. Instead of exiling him, they instead circled the wagons and tried to defend him and cover up for his pedophilia.
Since 8chan was responsible for outing their pedophile member (note that nobody outside the group knew it existed, though there were suspicions such a group did exist), the group escalated once again and in early January 2015 they began sending complaints to Cloudflare after it was revealed they were protecting 8chan from DDOS attacks the group likely was organizing, or had at least incited. Cloudflare forwarded the complaints to Hotwheels and he posted them so everyone knew which chucklefucks were targeting their site. If I recall, it ended up exposing David Gallant, Izzy Galvez, Peter Coffin, and possibly some other members of the clique, who were of course butthurt and started squawking about it while pretending they were innocent victims. Channers retaliated as channers do and doxed them all and started sending pizzas, bibles, boxes, etc.
From some quick searching, we find clique members Peter Coffin, pedophile Nicholas 'sarah butts' Nyberg, Arhur Chu, and Jake Alley all talking about it.
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I still find it hilarious that SGG in person looks like the stereotypical MRA sloppy, fat, gamer neckbeard bogeyman that all these idiots imagine nazi gamer goobers look like.
Jakes IRL appearance could only be more shocking to these troon SJWs if he wore an Waffen SS uniform and had a Hitler stache.
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The other day we were looking at these old Googleshngs where Jake mentioned not being invited to the wedding of the "closest person in the whole world" to him.
It was my belief that it was the wedding of his cousin Jono, the same cousin who helped Jake with The Massive vs. the masses and was helping Jake make a "computer-game version" which I don't believe was released. If this is the wedding he was complaining about, it turned out that he threw a big enough tantrum and was allowed to go. Note that this wedding was in June 2009, so it should be around a year after Jake "financially ruined" himself to produce The Massive vs. the masses and was in $25,000-$30,000 worth of debt, which was probably the reason he wasn't expected to be going to a wedding across the country in California.
After the wedding they had a picnic at Stevens Creek Park. A non-racist-hat tip to @zedkissed60 for collecting these photos of the secretgamergrrl wearing a coolie hat. Jake also brought The Massive vs. the masses.
Later in the day they went to Gamba Karaoke and took this photo.
It was my belief that it was the wedding of his cousin Jono, the same cousin who helped Jake with The Massive vs. the masses and was helping Jake make a "computer-game version" which I don't believe was released. If this is the wedding he was complaining about, it turned out that he threw a big enough tantrum and was allowed to go. Note that this wedding was in June 2009, so it should be around a year after Jake "financially ruined" himself to produce The Massive vs. the masses and was in $25,000-$30,000 worth of debt, which was probably the reason he wasn't expected to be going to a wedding across the country in California.
After the wedding they had a picnic at Stevens Creek Park. A non-racist-hat tip to @zedkissed60 for collecting these photos of the secretgamergrrl wearing a coolie hat. Jake also brought The Massive vs. the masses.
Later in the day they went to Gamba Karaoke and took this photo.
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I like how in one of the middle photos he has his arm tucked between his massive gut and his manboob. He really makes full use of his oversized belly for maximum comfort when out in public.
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I’m so happy to see those sexy Velcro shoes, esp paired with a racist coolie hat.
If Jono didn’t want Jake at his wedding all he needed to do was tell him it was a formal event. Jake wouldn’t go anywhere is dirty t-shirt and Velcro shoes weren’t welcome.
I guess we can add Jono to the list of friends Jake had in his youth, who grew the fuck up and gave up on the fat troll living full time in mom’s basement. Im sure the more adult responsibilities in your life the less tolerance you have for Jake.
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People are staring at Jake with obvious looks of disgust in every single one of those photos.
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Jake demonstrates that he's as much a "journalist" as Toren by retweeting TransEthics fabrications.
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Jake isn't just wearing a coolie hat to a wedding, he's wearing a tourist trap souvenir.
The characters on his hat are 龍泉洞, or "Ryuusendou".
Which is a cave system in Iwate: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryūsendō
So in other words, this was the Japanese equivalent of wearing a cowboy ten-gallon hat with "The Alamo" printed on it.
The characters on his hat are 龍泉洞, or "Ryuusendou".
Which is a cave system in Iwate: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryūsendō
So in other words, this was the Japanese equivalent of wearing a cowboy ten-gallon hat with "The Alamo" printed on it.
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He probably bought it on his visit to Japan. Jono is the cousin he visited there (I previously thought it was his cousin Bobby, but tracking down Jono revealed that he taught English in Japan for three years and Jake specifically referenced JET in his posts about the visit).
The photo of Jake with his game is the only one in which I've ever seen him look happy.
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You know, this post is much more hilarious now that we know just how Jake behaves at weddings 
I wonder if the real story at the funeral is that he tried to catch a ride from Jono's Chinese family, who refused to acknowledge him. Or possibly the driver just wasn't expecting a white guy claiming to be related to a carload of Chinese mourners.
I wonder if the real story at the funeral is that he tried to catch a ride from Jono's Chinese family, who refused to acknowledge him. Or possibly the driver just wasn't expecting a white guy claiming to be related to a carload of Chinese mourners.
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Jake did go to Iwate: "Next it was off to the shinkansen, AKA bullet train, for the long long ride up to Iwate Prefecture." https://archive.li/Ys7me
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... But apparently not to the cave. This jagoff just bought a souvenir hat for a tourist trap he didn't even go to, then wore it everywhere for the next year.