E3 2018 - A year of Mobile Games, Dancing Pandas, and Homeless Banjo Players - Did E3 2018 make all your dreams/nightmares come true?

[thismanlies]

It's Space Battleship Yamato but with furries and black lesbians.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

It's Space Battleship Yamato but with furries and black lesbians.

Isn't that the same Beyond Good and Evil 2 trailer they've been showing off for years?

If so, then this is Ubishaft just tickling your nuts. You know that'll never get made. The original game ended up being packaged for free with cheese. They'll just make another fucking Asscreed and another fucking Far Cry and more tower climbing nonsense with system raping DRM.

A thousand dicks in Ubishaft.

 

[thismanlies]

I have to admit. The Excite Bike ripoff sounds like it'd make a pretty fun TIHYDP.

 

[Fougaro]

Brad Hill: "You made a mess!"

I couldn't agree more.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

my god that guy preenting the division 2.
He was soy and cringe personified.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

was this on purpose?

 

[Zaragoza]

At the pirate game.

 

[Fougaro]

Skulls and Bones actually got me interested.

 

[Muttnik]

Skull and Bones looks pretty sick. So that's at least a plus for Ubisoft.

 

[Somar]

Star Fox in Starlink? Well look like now I have a reason to give a shit about that game.

 

[vertexwindi]

>ubisoft making star fox
what the fuck

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

HHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG Elder Scrolls Six Tales Of Vesperia On Switch Rage 2 HHNNNNNNGGGGGGG. Sorry. Sorry.

 

[thismanlies]

Fun fact: There were only two ways you could get your name on a grave stone in Sparta.

1. You died fighting for Sparta
2. You died giving birth to a Spartan

 

[Fougaro]

TFW a historically accurate Assassin's Creed would actually be rad as fuck.

Having a soft spot for Ancient Greece and Rome this might be the first AssCreed I'll get. Might.

EDIT:
>the Greek female protagonist is flat
I find it harder to resist Ubisoft's Siren song.

 

[Quijibo69]

Star Fox in Starlink? Well look like now I have a reason to give a shit about that game.

It's not Star Fox it's Star Fucks. Two different things.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

TFW a historically accurate Assassin's Creed would actually be rad as fuck.

Having a soft spot for Ancient Greece and Rome this might be the first AssCreed I'll get. Might.

Given that the Greeks thought soo little of women they didn't even consider them for intimacy past child bearing (hence the casual homosexuality), it ain't gonna be anything like historically accurate.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

assassins creed YAS QUEEN SLAY

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

>classical greeks fighting in a big barbarian-like mob melee

Yea ok sure lmfao

 

[thismanlies]

Ubisoft: We Wuz Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Ubisoft: We Wuz Iz Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

FTFY