E3 2018 - A year of Mobile Games, Dancing Pandas, and Homeless Banjo Players - Did E3 2018 make all your dreams/nightmares come true?

[Oddjob OTP]

That mode in prey is literally just prop hunt.

Prop hunt VR sounds neat, but I'm not gonna buy Prey for just that hour of fun and/or cardiac arrest.

 

[NotoriousD]

So, yes, Todd pretty much raped Fallout's corpse in every hole imaginable and some new holes he just made. But can I just say:

Between Doom Eternal, Rage 2, and Metal Wolf Chaos, my dick could not be any more rock hard than it is right now. The only way this could be bad is if Doom Eternal ends up being a fucking battle royale, and I don't think(and hope to god they won't)they'd do that.

Also, Devolver Digital at it yet again. Look, any of you can dunk on it all you want, but at least they're self-aware. They actually try. It's better than watching the fucknut earlier who wouldn't shut the hell up about how amazing different seasons and multiplayer is in Forza. As usual, Devolver kept me entertained with their over the top insanity and aggressiveness. Good job, DD.

Now I just need Sony to tell me what the fuck is coming out on the PS4 as well. I'm sure it'll be most of what Microsoft showed off.

Edit: I fucking forgot instantly about My Friend Pedro. Looking forward to that too. Gunkata.

 

[omori]

Some thoughts:
I can't wait for Ready to Die to be the new Little Lies.
I swear to god I saw Billy in that preshow roll.
The release date for Fallout 76 is sure to be the thing that does it in. That's way too fucking soon.
It's about time Todd moved on.
The next crowbcat video should be great.

 

[Troglodyte.35]

Honestly nothing can bottom out EA's stream; at least Bethesda showed games. EA just showed maybe four?

I didn't watch EA's it seemed like a waste of time judging by the list of content.

 

[Nobunaga]

Jesus christ bethesda stop pissing on fallouts grave
Also reminder to everyone that plans to purchase the special edition of fallout rust, the helmet is most likely gonna be complete garbage, same with the shitty pip boy that came with 4

 

[Secret Asshole]

>You can play this solo

Oh thank God! Thank you God!

>This is being said by Todd

Wait...

Its a fucking always online multiplayer game. Hacking is going to be fucking rampant, there are going to be a billion exploits. Fuck Fallout 76, Fallout is dead. I don't give a flying fuck about this faggot game. If I wanted a survival building game, I'd play rust. I play plenty of a survival game. I can't even tell you how many hackers this garbage will have. Fuck Bethesda and their always online faggotry.

I'm sticking to Cyberpunk and New Vegas. If people want to have 12 year olds and massive hackers fuck up their game, that's on them.

 

[Mafoxy[マフォクシー]]

Pretty good shitpost.

 

[Zaryiu]

Watching Bethesda conference to make my opinion, will write as i watch. Rage 2 look like it could be over the top schlock that in theory could be fun but with Bethesda involved it will be cringey try hard buggy shit. FUCK YOUR DIGITAL CARD GAME SOYBOY. mote dlc for ESO, can't wait for them to fuck up Doom even more than last time, More Quake shovelware (oh it already existed?), Fuck you with you System shock ripoff Prey ripoff sequel, cringey meme music, i was right Wolfenstein is dead time for Wokenstein by killing the white male protagonist, cringey sketch, Fallout 76 is to Bethesda what the mobile C&C mobile game was (in this case 3 killed Fallout, (New Vegas was good enough to escape Bethesda gravitational pull) Fall)out 4 was fucking the corps and pissing on it, 76 is whatever C&C mobile is doing to C&C corpse), A FUCKING MOBILE ESO "GAME"?! They did, i hve nrver been this underwhelmed by learning a new ES existed.
I rate this rapefest/10 for the shit they did to Quake, Wolfenstein, Fallout and how they will likely fuck up Elder Scrolls 6

 

[Cubanodun]

The salt for the URL of metal Wolf chaos is amazing

I never watch EA or Bethesda is the same crap every year

 

[_blank_]

Okay... so let's do this....

Bethesda Conference:
Cringe Levels - 6/10. Fucking awful audience for Andrew WK. Presenters were pretty shaky as well throughout. Also very disappointing way to confirm Starfield and Elder Scrolls 6. Good to know they exist, but I kinda hate it how it's now acceptable to have a teaser of a teaser.
Game Content - 5/10. Doom is looking NICE. Wolfenstein is... need to know more, but concerned with how this is going to go. Prey's DLC is all just either variations on games I've played elsewhere. Would've much rather had a brand new story campaign, not some multiplayer "find the Typhon" nonsense. Biggest concern of course is Fallout 76. If I knew it was single-player only, I'd be pre-ordering it like the little Fallout fantard that I am. However, now that it sounds like it's going to be ARK with nukes... I am really, really concerned about this.
Overall Score: C.

Devolver Conference:
Not even going to go in-depth on this thing. It was a 20-minute roasting of the game culture which while I love, I also goddamn fucking hate. Devolver is the jester in a court full of game and console presentations designed to appease stock owners and tug on your nostalgic heartstrings to bleed your wallet. Fuck all the haters. I'm buying Metal Wolf Chaos day one.
Overall Score: B+

 

[Beardfish]

Plot twist on the new Wolfenstein: one of the playable characters is not your child.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Pretty good shitpost.

Yeah, I was joking to a few friends in Discord that Todd Howard just announced Skyrim for the Nokia N-Gage when Todd made basically the same joke and segued into that video.

 

[Zaryiu]

Plot twist on the new Wolfenstein: one of the playable characters is not your child.

No shit, it would be sexist to assume the mother of the daughter of the previous hero had to ne faithful to him all the time you shitlord /sarcasm

 

[Beardfish]

No shit, it would be sexist to assume the mother of the daughter of the previous hero had to ne faithful to him all the time you shitlord /sarcasm

If it's not a colored cast I'll boycott.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I'm not following any of the news, but will someone please inform me if/when any of the following are announced:

• SOCOM II HD
• Cold Steel III localization
• Crossbell arc localization
• FFXI fresh start/progression servers
• New Truck Simulator content from SCS
• New Vegas HD

Thank you.

 

[RP 520]

The salt for the URL of metal Wolf chaos is amazing

They seriously got mad over a Trump meme reference?

 

[Zaragoza]

Plot twist on the new Wolfenstein: one of the playable characters is not your child.

It's a story about 2 girls quest to save their black boyfriend.

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

So what classic franchise can Ubisoft dig up to potentially top Bethesda rape of Fallout?

Rayman or Prince of Persia.

 

[Caddchef]

I'm not following any of the news, but will someone please inform me if/when any of the following are announced:

• SOCOM II HD
• Cold Steel III localization
• Crossbell arc localization
• FFXI fresh start/progression servers
• New Truck Simulator content from SCS
• New Vegas HD

Thank you.

Mate, none of those things are gonna happen.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Groan. Is this the best that the so called "AAA" game industry can do? Only Cyberpunk 2077 isn't a sequel or remake or franchise dead horse resuscitation. I'm not staying up for another terrible trailer, corporate jargon, and then seal like clapping from the audience because another sequel has been announced to something.

Coincidentally, CP77 is probably the only thing announced so far I actually want to play.