TheMonkeyMan
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I'm very curious as to where you found all these photos, did you get them from someone's facebook?
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Now recall that there's a 1 in 8 chance he's wearing that exact shirt right now.
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It's not like we're already prevent people from competing against each others if there's important reason to, like weight classes in boxing or lifting?
Soccer or basketball are team sports where the less athletic player can still make the difference with ability to read game, strategize or provide leadership.
I have nothing against troons but as a sport fan I can't just accept this. Knew to many women who worked very hard to get to the limits of what women's body is capable of. It's spitting in their faces when a semi-talented guy can blow them the fuck away as long as he dyes his hairs red.
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It's a thoughtful comparison since they're both white, balding middle-aged incels pretending to be feminists. I'd say they're equally self-sabotaging. Dobson ought to be making more than Jake just by virtue of producing semi-consistent comics that are flawed but marketable.
I think Dobby doesn't hustle as hard as he could since he knows he has a ridiculous safety net, and is trying to earn it instead of just shamelessly e-begging daily. There's a shred of dignity to be had there I suppose. Jake's tranny act is really all he's go going for him, which was mostly fed by orbiting Zoe/Chelsea and getting networked into the donation circle that way. There will never be growth on that front again.
It boils down to Jake having a small audience once, and Dobson never.
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Jake, you, zinnia and achu lack critical thinking more than most cows here. I wouldn’t go around accusing others of it when all you do is reeeee on twitter all day with opinions you’re too afraid to challenge and regurgitate what others say.
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lol, wonder what happened. Did some family member have the absolute audacity to ask whether Jake, who is now approaching his 40s, is going to get a job or something? Or is it online shenanigans again and the "loved one" is some poor fuck who retweeted Jake three times and therefore is obligated to be his bitch forever?
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I'm guessing his mom wrote "Thanks - sorry about this!" on the check at his birthday meal after he threw a tantrum because tendies weren't on the menu.
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One of his mom’s friends probably brought up the 30-year-old evicted by his parents within earshot of Jake.
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Probably this, since he said "see" and not "hear", and "loved one" instead of "family". Jake loves a good abusive-family Googleshng, he'd have said it outright if it was family.
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Probably not. That's his special T-shirt that he saves for the most momentous occasions.
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Well look who's claiming Jake as "ohana".
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Jake was totally going to Googelshng about how Marsha P. Johnson is trans, but he is "spread thin."
There is no reason Jake couldn't do this now, or in the many, many years of unlimited free time he has had.
Jake claims he knows a "distressing" number of fathers who are disinterested in their children unless doing an activity the father enjoys. http://archive.li/9YwZp
It sounds like Person A (a "formerly trusted loved one" aka someone Jake stalks on Twitter) told Person B something about creepy men like Jake pretending to be women or something regarding neckbeards like Jake and troonery, since Jake claims that saying it makes that person a "huge bigot." It possibly was not even directly referencing Jake. Person B then relayed this to Jake and Jake takes their word that Person A was shitting on him, or maybe it was actually about him and screenshotted. In any case, I would definitely surmise it is Twitter-related BS.
There is no reason Jake couldn't do this now, or in the many, many years of unlimited free time he has had.
Jake claims he knows a "distressing" number of fathers who are disinterested in their children unless doing an activity the father enjoys. http://archive.li/9YwZp
It sounds like Person A (a "formerly trusted loved one" aka someone Jake stalks on Twitter) told Person B something about creepy men like Jake pretending to be women or something regarding neckbeards like Jake and troonery, since Jake claims that saying it makes that person a "huge bigot." It possibly was not even directly referencing Jake. Person B then relayed this to Jake and Jake takes their word that Person A was shitting on him, or maybe it was actually about him and screenshotted. In any case, I would definitely surmise it is Twitter-related BS.
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Yeah, Jake. People statted up that cartoon for D&D 3.0 and D&D 3.5. Lots of people who did 3rd Party dev stuff had kids who liked to play, so lots of us did up conversions for popular shows. Hell, the Alladin movies and the TV show became the staple for how to handle fun genies and not "DM Dick Genies" for a lot of people. Lots of independent devs looked at statting up kids TV shows as good practice and we'd critique each other's work and quibble over powers, feats, and the like.
Hell, there were even conversions rolling around for 4.0.
It was kinda fun doing stuff like that. Kind of, you know, a community thing.
Christ, about 2004 you could find stats for everything from DBZ characters and races to Disney channel stuff to older cartoons. Hell, if Jake knew what the hell he was talking about, he'd know that Dragon Magazine statted up the Warner Brothers cartoon favorites. (Daffy Duck was effectively immortal except for cosmetic comedic damage)
I know secretly judge him harsher.
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You think he has 8 shirts? Does wearing one inside out or backwards count as a new shirt?
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Precisely 8.
https://archive.fo/ObXqd#selection-343.538-343.609
EDIT: and I bet we've even got pictures of them all.
Gray
Melon
Chartreuse
Magenta
Slate
Red
Well, six out of eight at any rate.
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Even after collecting all of The Infinity Tees, Jake cannot will Zoe's acknowledgement of him into existence.
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Now he's claiming he's making "efforts" to save up for "food and shelter" but doesn't have his "own place" (because why would he) and his money keeps getting "robbed."
Yeah, I'm thinking Jake didn't take out a bank loan (as he probably claims) but borrowed money from his mom's life savings. Rachel, being the nice mom that she is, probably just wrote off the loss back then and now simply asks for a little bit of contribution to household expenses - not even huge amounts, just enough to make it seem like Jake is even just a little bit of a responsible adult. Jake being Jake, that's oppression, theft, and abuse all rolled into one - can't touch that tendies/Pathfinder/games money without incurring his impotent wrath.