Most A-logged Characters In Fiction. - A surprisingly prevalent phenomenon.

[UglyOldJafar]

Minions would be the perfect vibrator if they didn't loudly scream and cackle in Minionese.

And when you cum they scream "banana", hm?

On another note, here a a-logged character from a certain videogame franchise: Xion, Kingdom Hearts.

For those not knowing who that is: Xion is from a tie in game called 358days/2 that admitedly I myself don't really like because plot and gameplay suck even for KH standards.
The game focuses on Roxas time in Organization XIII, an evil group trying to collect hearts/souls of others to create their own Kingdom Hearts. Because Nomura has a fetish with the number three (main characters always have like two best friends in the games within their "heroic fraction"), Nomura created a completely new character for the game that is set between KH 1 and 2. A character never mentioned in 2 itself. Xion was this character, a girl who looks similar in design to another character in the franchise and who within the tie in game becomes one of Roxas best friends.

Xion was accused from the day she was revealed as being a Mary Sue, because she too can handle the keyblade, has the saddest past, the game spends quite a focus on her and the tragedy that falls upon her and essentially she is the cock block for all the people who ship Roxas with another organization member called Axel, who is Roxas primary best friend or rather was so presented in KH2.

And for the most part I can actually agree with Xion critics. Cause all the accusations are more or less true as a result of the game having one of the weakest writen plots of the entire game series (and if you know KH, you know that says something considering this thing is a convoluted mess) and her entire existence being literally retconned by the end of the game to avoid a continuity error with KH2.

However, the level of hatred she has goten is ridiculous in some regards, especially when you consider how the KH franchise is supposedly all about friendship. You would assume that the fanbase would try to emulate some of it when trying to write fanfics with her, but you can be certain that in quite some stories they treat her as if she is worse than Hitler. Which is ridiculous, as Xion, for all the writing flaws mentioned, is not an actively evil character. She is actually a victim of circumstances and the machination of some even worse writen villain sues and frankly, as much as I don't like the majority of the game, the final battles which result in her demise, are actually pretty sad.

But again, most people focus on how shit she is, by fabricating problems around her that don'T exist like that in the game. Like "she prevents us from shipping two boys together, reeee" and other superficial shit.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

The Minions from the Despicable Me franchise also get a-loged by certain people as if they are the coming of the aniamted antichrist.

Now I can understand some of the problems people have with them. They are after all very basic in design, not very intelligent and Illumination forces them in your face. But at the same time, aside of their made up glibberish language I don't think they are that terrible. They are overall at least passable little balls of nothing, meant to function as probes for physical cartoon comedy. But go to the animation reviewers on youtube and they sperg out about how they can't even eat tic tacs anymore cause their form reminds them of the minions.

The only thing I can agree on with some of these people is that a) the minions are overhyped within Illuminations movies and b) it is ridiculous that their movie made over 1 billion at the box office.
But even then, I am actually not against their sucess.

My main problem with them is they're a transparent and soulless marketing gimmick which was never meant to be in their movie in the first place. I get this really creepy vibe from them, like they were thought up in a fucking boardroom committee tasked with creating the scientifically perfect advertising tool

 

[gachacunt]

The Minions from the Despicable Me franchise also get a-loged by certain people as if they are the coming of the aniamted antichrist.

Now I can understand some of the problems people have with them. They are after all very basic in design, not very intelligent and Illumination forces them in your face. But at the same time, aside of their made up glibberish language I don't think they are that terrible. They are overall at least passable little balls of nothing, meant to function as probes for physical cartoon comedy. But go to the animation reviewers on youtube and they sperg out about how they can't even eat tic tacs anymore cause their form reminds them of the minions.

The only thing I can agree on with some of these people is that a) the minions are overhyped within Illuminations movies and b) it is ridiculous that their movie made over 1 billion at the box office.
But even then, I am actually not against their sucess.

I never saw the hype around them, but I never saw why people hate them so much either. They're just weird yellow sentient blobs that scream banana and do stupid shit.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

It's pretty much the same thing with the Rabbids, which were heavily a-logged themselves.

 

[Y2K Baby]

It's pretty much the same thing with the Rabbids, which were heavily a-logged themselves.

The Rabbids are epic x infinity + 1.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

In A Song of Ice and Fire (That's Game of Thrones for those of you that don't like reading), Catelyn Stark gets A-logged a ton by the fandom, to the extent that many were cheering when she got her throat sliced open at the Red Wedding.

They have their reasons but mostly it stems from something very hurtful she said to designated hero Jon (to her the living proof her husband loved another woman, and tremendous threat to her own children) while her son was lying comatose from a fall and she hadn't slept in about a week.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Trump.

 

[LN 910]

Garfield.

 

[Ruin]

I think there's someone the fan base hates a little bit more. View attachment 426421

At least Puck saved Gut's life multiple times with his fairy dust. Griffith hasn't done anything but whine about "muh dream" and edgelord to the extreme.

 

[Lackadaisy]

In A Song of Ice and Fire (That's Game of Thrones for those of you that don't like reading), Catelyn Stark gets A-logged a ton by the fandom, to the extent that many were cheering when she got her throat sliced open at the Red Wedding.

They have their reasons but mostly it stems from something very hurtful she said to designated hero Jon (to her the living proof her husband loved another woman, and tremendous threat to her own children) while her son was lying comatose from a fall and she hadn't slept in about a week.

Hating Catelyn is pleb tier.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

The waifu wars over the Witcher series are some of the a-loggiest nonsense I've ever seen. It's primarily split between book fans who consider Triss a backstabbing, manipulative rapist who took advantage of Geralt while he had amnesia (some of the hardcore haters think she deliberately extended his amnesia to continue banging him), and the game fans who think Yennefer is an obnoxious, nagging harpy who abuses Geralt and is only with him because a genie decided to troll the both of them by forcing them to stay in a relationship.

For the first year or so post-release /r/witcher got derailed into 500+ comment flamewars over either character to the point where mods just started banhammering the worst offenders and locking any thread that even remotely touched on that discussion.

I agree in principle but technically that's all actually true (to an extent, context changes some things) about Triss, it's just most people never read the books or played any games but the third one so they never found out.

 

[AZ 594]

Before Metal Gear Solid 4 and Rising, Raiden was heavily Alogged. Surprised 9S from Nier Automata didn't get that treatment despite similarly being the real protagonist instead of the character everyone wanted to play as.

 

[ADN_VIII]

Before Metal Gear Solid 4 and Rising, Raiden was heavily Alogged. Surprised 9S from Nier Automata didn't get that treatment despite similarly being the real protagonist instead of the character everyone wanted to play as.

I think 9S doesn't get a logged because his breakdown is something that is very common in humanity at large. I'm certain everyone has had that one relative, or even themselves, who broke down completely after the loss of a loved one, so 9S' story isn't that far removed from us. Even 2B's story of being forced into a role that she regrets and hates having to do is very common with us.

 

[Overcast]

I have to agree about the minions, while I also felt they were overexposed and pushed by marketing, they serve their purpose well enough.

Although I do kinda wish they didn’t ultimately overshadow Steve Carell’s character Gru, he was a fun character.

 

[Ruin]

Before Metal Gear Solid 4 and Rising, Raiden was heavily Alogged. Surprised 9S from Nier Automata didn't get that treatment despite similarly being the real protagonist instead of the character everyone wanted to play as.

Disliking 9S more common during 2B's route when he's just portrayed as a whiny immature tag along. During the second half it's revealed that he's actually pretty heroic and selfless, he becomes a much better character.

 

[MW 002]

Okay so I made the mistake of peeking into the Handmaid’s Tale fandom and there’s people who A-Log Offred for some reason. I get hating on Serena Joy or someone like Aunt Lydia, but Offred? Yeah, she’s a smart ass in a few episodes and did sleep with Nick (albeit, to save her own life) but I can’t see any reason to A log the character.

 

[Trombonista]

Uchika Hanesaki of Hanebado is shaping up to be 2018's most A-Logged anime character.

 

[jewelry investor]

Abaddon from 40k because none of his crusades destroy the imperium and he has no arms.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Garfield.

I have to agree about the minions, while I also felt they were overexposed and pushed by marketing, they serve their purpose well enough.

Although I do kinda wish they didn’t ultimately overshadow Steve Carell’s character Gru, he was a fun character.

Garfield and Gru are real nigga hours.

 

[Trans-istor]

Skyler White in Breaking Bad. She was kind of a bitch but there were practically no good guys in the whole series. Some people got so nuts they were making death threats against Anna Gunn just for acting the character.

Wasn't the gray morality... like one of the main themes of the series? I'd do exactly what Skyler did in that situation, your husband is a massive drug lord, he's implicating you in it too, and your brother is hunting him down. If I had a husband ever do that I'd be super pissed.