E3 2018 - A year of Mobile Games, Dancing Pandas, and Homeless Banjo Players - Did E3 2018 make all your dreams/nightmares come true?

What will happen at E3 2018

  • Ubisoft sacrifices a baby on stage to the tune of Earth, Wind and Fire's "September"

    Votes: 70 30.6%

  • EA conference is a 30-minute montage of sports games followed by 20 minutes of bald-faced lies.

    Votes: 149 65.1%

  • Bethesda announces their own console just so they can release Skyrim for the fifteenth time.

    Votes: 91 39.7%

  • Sony announces PS5 and half a dozen third-person adventure games with a grubby looking protagonist.

    Votes: 70 30.6%

  • Microsoft announces they bought Steam. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW.

    Votes: 48 21.0%

  • Nintendo's shows a jpg of the title of the next Earthbound game, internet implodes.

    Votes: 93 40.6%
  • Total voters
    229
BABY BOY. BABY

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vertexwindi said:
The new Smash looks like everything I've ever wanted from a Smash. Snake returning. That echo fighter system. Worthwhile new mechanics. DECENT FUCKING GIMMICK STAGES LIKE MELEE HAD INSTEAD OF AUTO SCROLL BULLSHIT.
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>the ((((echo)))) system
Jesus christ sakurai
 
vertexwindi said:
I just realized now that Star Fox GP turned out to be bullshit, are Laura Dale, Emily Rogers and all the other leakfags gonna kill themselves already? Cause they should.
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emily rogers got her pokemon leaks right so at least she has that going for her
 
MysticMisty said:
I always felt that "Ridley is too big" was the biggest bullshit excuse ever since Bowser is scaled down and Kirby, Captain Olimar, and King Dedede are considerably scaled up. Now if only Dark Samus could have made the cut, then I'd feel like Metroid was getting it's full respect and representation at long fucking last.
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Dark samus might be an ((((echo)))) character seeing as how sakurai mentioned they havent revealed all the new characters
 
the autist of dojima said:
Dark samus might be an ((((echo)))) character seeing as how sakurai mentioned they havent revealed all the new characters
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I think Dark Samus is a bit better than just a straight-up clone seeing as how she does all this crazy shit Samus can't do in Prime 2 and (especially) 3 but if she's in the final roster in any form beyond just an assist trophy I'll be satisfied.
 
95% of it is new? What does that mean?
If this doesn't start out in the middle of a street running from burning zombies I'm rioting, fam.

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speedcore said:
Also, wish they had given more new LGPE details. But I like what we got.
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They look fucking terrible IMO, Pokemon games have always been kids' games and ridiculously easy but these just take the handholding to new levels.

>No wild pokemon battles
>Go catching mechanics
>Exp share always on for all your team
>Rival is a friendly coward who gives you free items instead of Gary Motherfucking Oak
>The game literally forces you to bring a pokemon with a type advantage to Brock's gym

I still hope the Gen 8 games next year can be for Pokemon what BotW was for Zelda but this doesn't fill me with much confidence.
 
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