Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I see the last remnant of Bob's self-awareness is trying to claw its way out. Poor thing.

If you have to spend literal hours convincing yourself you aren't a hack then maybe you really are a hack. What does Bob think is his talent anyway? Using a thesaurus to torture a script out to absurd lengths?
 
Who taught all the lolcows I follow "impostor syndrome"? Because I swear I see it more and more each day as they try to justify the moments reality starts creeping in on their delusions. How narcissistic do you have to be to think self reflection that comes up negative is "impostor syndrome" instead of your subconscious telling you to better yourself? If it already takes Bob hours to delude himself back into his I wonder what will happen once he can't delude himself and reality sets in?

It's unfortunate, because I think some people do have what could be considered Imposter Syndrome, which is basically low self-esteem that makes them think that even when they're good at what they do, they keep thinking it's not enough or they'll be outed as the idiot they think they are.

But I'm seeing so many people use it as an excuse to wave away negative self-reflection that could be used to better themselves.

I guess that's similar to how PTSD has been beaten down into meaning nothing by the Tumblr hordes. PTSD still exists and is a serious issue, but having people say they got it from mean words on the internet is just irritating.
 
Wrong account, motherfucker!

(And also talking about him less than positively is "harassment" now.)
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Take note that Bob did not answer Owen's question and it is because he knows jack shit about distribution. I worked in retail and let me tell you, the magazines we sold in store were not counted as inventory and the store got them from vendors/distributors who filled the shelves and removed old stock. If it is anything like comic books in the newsstand days, the vendors will send unsold stock back to the publisher for a refund. The reason why Marvel got away with the bullshit they have in recent years is because specialty retailers cannot return their unsold inventory under the current model and they are upset because they cannot sell shit like America or Ms. Marvel. What the insufferable Boston bumpkin fails to realize is that Target, Wal-Mart, CVS, Gamestop etc. will never, EVER agree to the terms Marvel and Diamond force on comic shops. The retailers hold the power here.

Might I add that I sold only a dozen or so magazines in a week and most of the time it was stuff like the tabloids sold at the checkout. Experience tells me that number of comics sold at stores would be negligible. If anything, stores would sell more licensed merchandise than they would the comics because it is the IPs that hold the real value.
 
Stan Lee also released a comic book that was basically his vision of Superman, or something like that. I also know that in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency, Joseph Joestar is seen reading an issue of Superman on a plane, so it isn't limited to just Marvel and DC reading books from other pieces of media.
Lee did a whole little series of them, they were weird. The JoJo one is also excusable by being Jojos
They did the same thing to rape as well
 
...I really have nothing to say.
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Take note that Bob did not answer Owen's question and it is because he knows jack shit about distribution. I worked in retail and let me tell you, the magazines we sold in store were not counted as inventory and the store got them from vendors/distributors who filled the shelves and removed old stock. If it is anything like comic books in the newsstand days, the vendors will send unsold stock back to the publisher for a refund. The reason why Marvel got away with the bullshit they have in recent years is because specialty retailers cannot return their unsold inventory under the current model and they are upset because they cannot sell shit like America or Ms. Marvel. What the insufferable Boston bumpkin fails to realize is that Target, Wal-Mart, CVS, Gamestop etc. will never, EVER agree to the terms Marvel and Diamond force on comic shops. The retailers hold the power here.

Might I add that I sold only a dozen or so magazines in a week and most of the time it was stuff like the tabloids sold at the checkout. Experience tells me that number of comics sold at stores would be negligible. If anything, stores would sell more licensed merchandise than they would the comics because it is the IPs that hold the real value.
But....but BLACK PEOPLE would buy Riri Williams and it will make at least 2 zillion dollars. Maybe 3 zillion. This is 21st century Americans Who Matter and not Trump voting inbred hicks, friendo.
 
Take note that Bob did not answer Owen's question and it is because he knows jack shit about distribution. I worked in retail and let me tell you, the magazines we sold in store were not counted as inventory and the store got them from vendors/distributors who filled the shelves and removed old stock. If it is anything like comic books in the newsstand days, the vendors will send unsold stock back to the publisher for a refund. The reason why Marvel got away with the bullshit they have in recent years is because specialty retailers cannot return their unsold inventory under the current model and they are upset because they cannot sell shit like America or Ms. Marvel. What the insufferable Boston bumpkin fails to realize is that Target, Wal-Mart, CVS, Gamestop etc. will never, EVER agree to the terms Marvel and Diamond force on comic shops. The retailers hold the power here.

Might I add that I sold only a dozen or so magazines in a week and most of the time it was stuff like the tabloids sold at the checkout. Experience tells me that number of comics sold at stores would be negligible. If anything, stores would sell more licensed merchandise than they would the comics because it is the IPs that hold the real value.

'Scuse me if I'm wrong but at the time comics were sold on circular racks in grocery stores, weren't they mostly aimed at kids? I highly doubt a normie parent wants to pick up a comic at the local Food Lion only to open it and see two Muslim lesbians frenchkissing each other while pooling together their magical hijab powers to entrap the dastardly cis-villain, Patriarchy Man and thwart his plan to deploy his Anti-Gay Ray. If Bob wants comics to be sold at everyday venues to pick up a new generation of fans, then the content of those comics will have to be nerfed down to the level where a 10 year old can enjoy them, and be made apolitical enough so that little Tommy's Trump-voting parents will actually allow Tommy to buy them.

Bob actually did a Game Overthinker about this once, where he complained that, as comics matured into telling R-rated stories, they began vanishing from store racks and were no longer marketed (or made for) kids. I don't know if the MovieBob of today would put up with his precious SJWism being stripped from comics aimed at kids. (Maybe, he would agree to a form of "taqiya" - luring young readers into comics with good stories and artwork, then then, once they're hooked and have gotten a little older, dropping the SJW content and scenes of Doctor Doom issuing proclamations against Deadnaming and Fatshaming into them...

Yes, it's our fault you're mocked for saying royally stupid shit.
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Bob would do well to note that his thread here at the farms is at least ten times longer than most threads on Channel Awesome cows. And I dunno about anyone else here, but the main reason I tune in is not to read what Bob says (he says the same shit nearly every day,) but to see other people's reactions to Bob. To see them behold the bloated, mustachioed homunculus who spews enough hot air in a day to keep the Goodyear Blimp afloat for a year, and marvel at the leaps and twists in logic that he employs in his quest to avoid reality. He truly is a Wonder of the World in Cowdom.
 
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Wow, I didn't know screencapping a fat fuck's appalling behaviour and posting it somewhere else for people to laugh at counted as harassment.

Bob and his ilk are very keen to let you know that freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences. Well guess what tubby? That shit applies to you too.
 
Yes, it's our fault you're mocked for saying royally stupid shit.
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It actually is a fairly organic process, people love talking shit about exceptional people. Fuchs sake, its all I do at work half the time with co workers, talk shit and laugh at DSP, The Blob here, that kind if thing. Ever heard of a knitting circle?
 
Next he’s going to say shadowy alt-right groups and Alex Jones pay us to post in this website to discredit the left.

What a conspiritard. Blobbo, those who have threads here are horrible people who are easily mocked as a result of their asinine posts, videos, comments on social media. People who lack self awareness and regurgitate the most inane thoughts that should be kept inside vs shared with everyone. Basically, you.
 
Ironically, Blob himself didn't "act to prevent a Republican victory." He and his ilk, by being utterly disgusting pieces of shit, acted to ENSURE a Republican victory.

I see other Leftists giving Bob constant shit over this and his answer is basically "Why should I care what the obsolete Mayonnaise Ghouls have to say? They'll be phased out any minute now......annnny minute now......"
 
Yes, it's our fault you're mocked for saying royally stupid shit.
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We organized this thread?
What the hell is he on, it’s impossible to organize this kind of thing. There’s a reason “not your personal army” became a thing. It’s because the internet generally doesn’t like to do stupid shit like organize hate campaigns. We laugh at exceptional idiots who talk about the “superior future” and being on “the right side of history” while killing themselves with diabetes and heart failure
 
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