Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

Bob's Oblivion to the fact he's more of a Nazi than anyone in the Alt-Right is a sight to behold. He just wants to kill different groups of people outside of that he's goose stepping along with Hitler's agenda.

There are no bad genocides, only bad targets.

 

[Mola Ram]

There are no bad genocides, only bad targets.

I mean it sounds over the top, but it's really just a question of degree. Bob's most infamous quote always reminds me of that old joke variously attributed to Mark Twain or Churchill, about the woman insulted by the idea she would sleep with someone for five dollars after saying she would do so for a million.

Bob, we've established what you are. Now we're just negotiating the price.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, points for self-awareness at least.

"But when I threaten elected officials..."

So, knowledge is a bad thing now?

Dave Sim at least made his stupid-ass dream a reality. What have you done?

When it's on the level of "I saw two girls kiss and I clapped", then you'll understand why people are skeptical.

How the fuck do you make Hbomberguy look sensible?

 

[AnOminous]

Dave Sim at least made his stupid-ass dream a reality. What have you done?

He also kept the rights to his works, published them himself, and kept all the profits. I guess if you worship corporations to the exclusion of all else, as Bob does, this is a bad thing.

 

[A Random]

...so why don't we have a thread on Mr. Dumb Ass Hulk yet?

 

[Gordon Cole]

...so why don't we have a thread on Mr. Dumb Ass Hulk yet?

We do.

 

[Flexo]

Watch out @Flexo, he's got a roboner!
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I mean it sounds over the top, but it's really just a question of degree. Bob's most infamous quote always reminds me of that old joke variously attributed to Mark Twain or Churchill, about the woman insulted by the idea she would sleep with someone for five dollars after saying she would do so for a million.

Bob, we've established what you are. Now we're just negotiating the price.

It was Churchill if I recall, and brilliant point.

"But when I threaten elected officials..."

"What [America] doesn't need is evolutionary dead-ends..." -Bob

"One might think that Bob Chipman, being so superior as to be able to discern who amongst us is “properly evolved,” must be a total babe magnet, because all the chicks want to swing with the Alpha Male, right? Rather ironically, however, Bob Chipman is a bloated endomorph whose lifetime total number of female partners is zero, as far as anyone on the Internet knows. And, just by the way, Bob has been diagnosed with Type II diabetes, which doesn’t seem like a “superior future” kind of thing." -Robert Stacy McCain

(no that will never stop being funny)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I sometimes wonder what would Hitler think of Bob.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I sometimes wonder what would Hitler think of Bob.

I always wondered what would happen if someone gave screenshots of MovieBob's rambling to National Socialist parties all around the world.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I always wondered what would happen if someone gave screenshots of MovieBob's rambling to National Socialist parties all around the world.

Either that or to the KKK.

 

[AnOminous]

I sometimes wonder what would Hitler think of Bob.

He’d put him in charge of the SA. Then have him killed when he became politically inconvenient.

Just kidding. He wouldn’t put him in charge of the SA before killing him, although he’s even fatter than Ernst Rohm.

 

[Doctor Stan]

It was Churchill if I recall, and brilliant point.
"What [America] doesn't need is evolutionary dead-ends..." -Bob

"One might think that Bob Chipman, being so superior as to be able to discern who amongst us is “properly evolved,” must be a total babe magnet, because all the chicks want to swing with the Alpha Male, right? Rather ironically, however, Bob Chipman is a bloated endomorph whose lifetime total number of female partners is zero, as far as anyone on the Internet knows. And, just by the way, Bob has been diagnosed with Type II diabetes, which doesn’t seem like a “superior future” kind of thing." -Robert Stacy McCain

(no that will never stop being funny)

My favorite Churchill quote is still "I may be drunk, but in the morning I will be sober. And then I shall still be prime minister, and you ma'am will still be ugly"
On topic, yeah, it's great blobbo calls other people evolutionary dead ends, Christ look in a mirror fuckboy.

 

[Zaryiu]

He’d put him in charge of the SA. Then have him killed when he became politically inconvenient.

Just kidding. He wouldn’t put him in charge of the SA before killing him, although he’s even fatter than Ernst Rohm.

I'm sure Hitler would find some use for our obese goose-stepper, after all some of those who worked for him were also wastes of skins he kept around

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I sometimes wonder what would Hitler think of Bob.

He'd think, "Damn! Goering has really let himself go! And he needs to ditch that fake beard and mustache!"

 

[Emperor Julian]

I sometimes wonder what would Hitler think of Bob.

What would Hitler make of someone like Bob, a morbidly obese pompus elitest fuckup?

 

[LaughingJoke]

What would Hitler make of someone like Bob, a morbidly obese pompus elitest fuckup?

Thing is Goering was actually a WWI war hero in Germany. Congratulations Bob you can even find nice things to say about Hitler's inner circle over you.

 

[Foltest]

Thing is Goering was actually a WWI war hero in Germany. Congratulations Bob you can even find nice things to say about Hitler's inner circle over you.

Goering also got laid. We still have no proof of Bobby having any girlfriend in his life.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Thing is Goering was actually a WWI war hero in Germany. Congratulations Bob you can even find nice things to say about Hitler's inner circle over you.

And that's the scary thing. For the shit-talking on the Nazis. Bob doesn't turn around to reflect why they call him a fascist in the first place. At least the Nazis knew what they were doing, and didn't lie with ideas of grandeur. Something Bob is extremely guilty of.

If the bastard had any balls on his fat sack then he'll come here, and read the so-called forums he dismisses. At least that'll show he had the decency of listening to the other side. Which is extremely unlikely.

 

[RockVolnutt]

And that's the scary thing. For the shit-talking on the Nazis. Bob doesn't turn around to reflect why they call him a fascist in the first place. At least the Nazis knew what they were doing, and didn't lie with ideas of grandeur. Something Bob is extremely guilty of.

If the bastard had any balls on his fat sack then he'll come here, and read the so-called forums he dismisses. At least that'll show he had the decency of listening to the other side. Which is extremely unlikely.

At this point it really is either he knows what he's be advocating for or he thinks "good intentions" somehow makes it different.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

At this point it really is either he knows what he's be advocating for or he thinks "good intentions" somehow makes it different.

Blah blah no bad tactics blah blah only bad targets blah