Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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ASoulMan said:
TJChurch sounds like a rapper's name. I'd like to know what makes him smarter than us Kiwis.
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Why, obviously the fact that he can use awkward, stilted language in a semi-condescending manner. And the fact that he can make a convoluted joke about us being assholes by emphasizing the ASS in assumption. And he cleverly told us that he's smarter than we are, so he's definitely not tripping over his own dick every time he posts here.
 
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RecordStoreToughGuy said:
Why, obviously the fact that he can use awkward, stilted language in a semi-condescending manner. And the fact that he can make a convoluted joke about us being assholes by emphasizing the ASS in assumption. And he cleverly told us that he's smarter than we are, so he's definitely not tripping over his own dick every time he posts here.
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Sounds like every wizard that's visited us.
 
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I always get a good chuckle from lolcows that come gallivanting to the Cwcki forums, then post in an old thread about them that initially died off pretty quick. Shows how inflated their ego is, it really does. Regardless, it always makes for good entertainment.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
I'm TJChruch and I'm here to say
I write shitty erotica in a major way

I will say I like his pseudo-intellectual gimmick. Reminded me of a less bitter, more autistic Iconoclast.
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There's nothing more tragic than a fool who considers himself clever.

Churchkey has yet to show how superior his intellect is and yet in the same breath claims that he has. The meaning of that is obvious. Either, like Tyce, he thinks that the moment he tells somebody off they got "owned" and he automatically wins. Or it means that his intellect is so beyond us that we're just not getting the actual meaning of what he's saying.

Yeah, my vote is on the former.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
There's nothing more tragic than a fool who considers himself clever.

Churchkey has yet to show how superior his intellect is and yet in the same breath claims that he has. The meaning of that is obvious. Either, like Tyce, he thinks that the moment he tells somebody off they got "owned" and he automatically wins. Or it means that his intellect is so beyond us that we're just not getting the actual meaning of what he's saying.

Yeah, my vote is on the former.
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But he accentuated the word ass in assumption! Louis CK? George Carlin? Amateurs. That was the true peak of wit!
 
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1] I'm not saying I ever wrote any great erotica... If you check most of the posts of mine the staffers have left around the largely-but-not-only-erotic-writing site, they are not even attempts at writing about sexual occurrences.

2] I also never said anything made me "so smart". Quite the contrary, I don't believe I ever claimed (or ever will claim) an intelligence anywhere close to genius level. That is one (of the few) reasons I enjoyed responding to people here. Incidentally, it is one of the reasons I hope you all enjoy conversing/posting about me long after I've left & the Tumblr page has disappeared/been shut-down.
 
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Cowlick said:
1] I'm not saying I ever wrote any great erotica... If you check most of the posts of mine the staffers have left around the largely-but-not-only-erotic-writing site, they are not even attempts at writing about sexual occurrences.

2] I also never said anything made me "so smart". Quite the contrary, I don't believe I ever claimed (or ever will claim) an intelligence anywhere close to genius level. That is one (of the few) reasons I enjoyed responding to people here. Incidentally, it is one of the reasons I hope you all enjoy conversing/posting about me long after I've left & the Tumblr page has disappeared/been shut-down.
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We will love and tolerate the shizzle out of you Bovinelick.
 
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Cowlick said:
1] I'm not saying I ever wrote any great erotica... If you check most of the posts of mine the staffers have left around the largely-but-not-only-erotic-writing site, they are not even attempts at writing about sexual occurrences.

2] I also never said anything made me "so smart". Quite the contrary, I don't believe I ever claimed (or ever will claim) an intelligence anywhere close to genius level. That is one (of the few) reasons I enjoyed responding to people here. Incidentally, it is one of the reasons I hope you all enjoy conversing/posting about me long after I've left & the Tumblr page has disappeared/been shut-down.
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Are you a student of the CORRECT-SENTENCE-STRUCTURES-COMMUNICATION-PARSE-SYNTAX-GRAMMAR, by any chance?
 
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