Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

Cowlick said:
Correction... My Side:

1] Stated a fact about myself.
2] Responds to a thread with his online Username in its title, a title asking a question about himself, based on his posts on other places online.

Members' Side:

1] Asks question about person on Forum he has no knowledge of.
2] Decides same person is something (not an actual word), & labels them as such, making no attempts to contact him, & making a very-public page about what they claim is the fact that he is this thing.

Seems redundant... Your side loses, not just due to comparing our actions/sides, but due to the actions of the opposite (members') side, which proves the majority (if not all) of them are losers.
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Members' Side:

1) Rejoices to find a potential-lolcow has appeared.
2) Observes intently to see if potential-lolcow is lolcow-in-the-fullest-sense.

TJChurch-or-is-it-Cowlick-or-is-it-both's side:

1) Starts posting in thread.
2) Conclusively proves themselves a lolcow-in-the-fullest-sense.

Your side loses. People wondered whether you might be someone to laugh at on the internet. You arrive here and people laugh at you.

Quod erat demonstrandum.
 
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A Random said:
Wait, wait.

When you first posted, you said it wasn't you. Then now, after we insist it is you, you say it's you.

What is the truth?
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Something this whole thread proves none of you have any knowledge of, nor give a crap about.

Facts? I can give you those...

1] It doesn't matter if I am the same person or not; None of you knew me, & so had no right to form (let alone discuss) a positive or negative opinion of me in this place where numerous others could see it, & perhaps agree with that negative opinion despite never having encountered me.

2] "TJChurch" is a name I have used all over the Internet, as well as offline, & will use long after this place ceases to exist. (FYI, we can all forget each other exists the second you agree to stop discussing me & the second someone starts work on taking that offensive, pointless Tumbler page down. (Actually planning to use those exact letters in the same order as an offline pseudonym in the future, but I can see the option of that ending if someone were to Google it, & see widespread negative things connected to it, like this & that Tumblr crap, posted.)
 
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Cowlick said:
Something this whole thread proves none of you have any knowledge of, nor give a crap about.

Facts? I can give you those...

1] It doesn't matter if I am the same person or not; None of you knew me, & so had no right to form (let alone discuss) a positive or negative opinion of me in this place where numerous others could see it, & perhaps agree with that negative opinion despite never having encountered me.

2] "TJChurch" is a name I have used all over the Internet, as well as offline, & will use long after this place ceases to exist. (FYI, we can all forget each other exists the second you agree to stop discussing me & the second someone starts work on taking that offensive, pointless Tumbler page down. (Actually planning to use those exact letters in the same order as an offline pseudonym in the future, but I can see the option of that ending if someone were to Google it, & see widespread negative things connected to it, like this & that Tumblr crap, posted.)
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What's your favorite type of girl TJ? Lets do some Male bonding and talk about bro shit.
 
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Cowlick said:
Something this whole thread proves none of you have any knowledge of, nor give a crap about.

Facts? I can give you those...

1] It doesn't matter if I am the same person or not; None of you knew me, & so had no right to form (let alone discuss) a positive or negative opinion of me in this place where numerous others could see it, & perhaps agree with that negative opinion despite never having encountered me.

2] "TJChurch" is a name I have used all over the Internet, as well as offline, & will use long after this place ceases to exist. (FYI, we can all forget each other exists the second you agree to stop discussing me & the second someone starts work on taking that offensive, pointless Tumbler page down. (Actually planning to use those exact letters in the same order as an offline pseudonym in the future, but I can see the option of that ending if someone were to Google it, & see widespread negative things connected to it, like this & that Tumblr crap, posted.)
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"You don't know me therefore I can't be a lolcow." ~ TJ Cowlick
 
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Dr. Teem said:
Hey I'm not a loser I consider myself a pretty swinging dude.
And this is a place to discuss whether or not you are a lolcow, and you aren't doing yourself any favors
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Statement 1 proves you can have incorrect opinions.
Statement 2 matters not, as it is from a person who has already proven themselves to have a distorted, incorrect view of things.
 
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Cowlick said:
2] "TJChurch" is a name I have used all over the Internet, as well as offline, & will use long after this place ceases to exist.
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Trust me, we're not going anywhere anytime soon.

(FYI, we can all forget each other exists the second you agree to stop discussing me & the second someone starts work on taking that offensive, pointless Tumbler page down. (Actually planning to use those exact letters in the same order as an offline pseudonym in the future, but I can see the option of that ending if someone were to Google it, & see widespread negative things connected to it, like this & that Tumblr crap, posted.)
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The only reason we're discussing you so thoroughly is because you came along and bumped a thread that had been pretty much dead. If you hadn't done that, you would have been forgotten.
 
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Oh, I believe you now. I mean, I believe you tried to pretend you weren't you and you failed completely at that, but I believe you.

But it might be better for you to cut your losses now and leave before it is too late. You might end up revealing something unpleasant about yourself which you will come to regret afterwards.

They always do.
 
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