Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Old tyme music]
In the end, Lowtax's crumbling spine did result in the final collapse of the forums. But to the surprise of his detractors and permabanned pants shitters, it was collapse of his real spine, not the metaphorical one, that did it.
This reminds me of the game overs in the old Sierra adventure games.
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I would love it if they actually installed a $5/$10 monthly subscription model just to see the whole forum turn into a ghost town overnight.

I think there's a core group of goons who'd be willing to pay that to have their voices amplified, but many of the sub-forums would die completely and attracting new posters would become even more of a challenge than it is now. I also can't see new members being willing to pay money on top of their monthly sub for plat.
 

How the fuck have goons not figured this grift out yet?

Lowtax has huge begathon where the entire forum comes together to throw money at him because of his neck surgery

Lowtax comes back only to cry about how his mother is dying and beg for more money because his medical debt was never paid, the money he was previously given isn't mentioned.

Just like Lowtax begs for money to upgrade the forums, then comes back to beg for more money with VPN deals complaining he has no money to upgrade the forums. Only to then come back and complain the VPN money is gone.

Apparently nobody can realize that the forums more than pay for themselves, even when he plainly admits it, and that all of this money is for him specifically to pay bills which he is repeatedly refusing to pay while pocketing all of the money so that he doesn't have to get a fucking job.
 
Apparently nobody can realize that the forums more than pay for themselves, even when he plainly admits it, and that all of this money is for him specifically to pay bills which he is repeatedly refusing to pay while pocketing all of the money so that he doesn't have to get a fucking job.

That's what I didn't get. He openly says in about 11 days the forum pays for itself and the rest of the month is profit. Yet we keep getting threads in GBS begging people to spend money to "save the forums". Do they really think Lowtax is going to shut down his only source of income as long as it's profitable?

If you want to donate to unemployed Lowtax and his lazy wife knock yourself out, but don't pretend the forums are going away.
 
SA is fucked. I mean, $10/mo? Fuck that, why would I pay that when I can go get banned by mentally ill leftist commies on reddit for free.

Because for a lot of goons SA is the only place that tells them they're funny and special. If they moved to Reddit or some other forum outside their hugbox people would point out that they're not smart or funny and call them faggots.

Can't have that.
 
Apparently nobody can realize that the forums more than pay for themselves, even when he plainly admits it, and that all of this money is for him specifically to pay bills which he is repeatedly refusing to pay while pocketing all of the money so that he doesn't have to get a fucking job.

But see if Dear Richard had to go get a job after 20 years of fucking around, drinking wine, chewing ambien, and being Zany-ironic all day, who would manage the unpaid volunteers who actually manage the communities on SA? Who would write things for the front page every 8-14 months? My god, if he had a day job, we might only seen 1-2 gaming garbage updates every year. Its just completely unthinkable.
 
Because for a lot of goons SA is the only place that tells them they're funny and special. If they moved to Reddit or some other forum outside their hugbox people would point out that they're not smart or funny and call them faggots.

Can't have that.

For tenbux they expect their space to have a certain degree of "safety".

Back in the day the fee was to keep out spammers and low-effort bullshitters.

Now it's to keep out hurtful words and opposing viewpoints.
 
I don't think anybody posted about this here but I'm loving the PYF thread about the tankies. R Guyovich (tankie D&D moderator) was sperging out at people criticizing Stalin and he keeps going on for pages getting dunked on. The R in his name must stand for Retard because he just didn't give up.

Not even after this burn
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Fluffy Bunnies reveals that she thinks $10 is a lot to most people in their 30s and 40s.

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This person is an idiot.

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Some realtalk.

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Fluffy Bunnies thinks that $10 will feed a family for a couple of days... Clearly, she has never been in a grocery store in her life.

You aren't feeding a family for 2 days on $10 bucks, unless you buy all your groceries from the Dollar Tree...and at that point, you might as well be eating sawdust
 
Fluffy Bunnies thinks that $10 will feed a family for a couple of days... Clearly, she has never been in a grocery store in her life.

You aren't feeding a family for 2 days on $10 bucks, unless you buy all your groceries from the Dollar Tree...and at that point, you might as well be eating sawdust
Whether totally poor or living on daddy's credit card, the average goon probably doesn't understand money very well.
 
It's funny how that "11 days to pay for bandwith" statement is so utterly meaningless. First of all that's not even half a month until the forums become profitable. Many small, internet-based businesses would be happy if that would be the truth for them. Granted, bandwith costs like nothing these days so he might not make a lot of money, but I'm willing to believe that SA is still generating enough traffic to be not that cheap. Also Lowtax has shown in the past (and has sometimes been proud of it, too) that he's downright ignorant about how any of that "internet stuff" works (you know, that thing that kept him fed for decades now) so he might not be with a provider that actually has reasonable prices. Prices can and will vary a lot there.

Then on top of that we are dealing with Lowtax here and he's a liar. Always has been. This statement that doesn't even really express anything might not even be true (or greatly exaggerated) to begin with. He has proven many, many times that he'll lie if it benefits him, even right on SA. It's amazing how the people still buy this shit. You can't even say "hey maybe they aren't there that long and they don't know him yet" because there are barely any new posters on SA and everyone who is there has been there for years now. I also still remember the time where he was "above" donations because he was literally too lazy to set it up and just asked the people to buy forum stuff so he doesn't need to make the effort. That he never uses the money for the things he said he's going to use it for I won't even mention, that has been covered.

Regarding his VPN deal - I also investigated it a while ago and it's actually shady as fuck as the company behind that VPN is some offshore thing and nobody even knows who (as in which persons) runs it which is not how VPNs are usually run, like at all. The leadership in most privacy-oriented VPN services is actually very public about who they are to build trust. It might be some government honeypot for all we know. Lowtax is exactly the kind of guy who wouldn't ask any questions as long as the money comes in and his forum is also full of degenerates.

Lowtax is also not stupid enough to not know that his forums are shit, that is while he doesn't implement a monthly fee or anything like that. He knows that'd kill the money-giving cow. It makes much more sense to milk the sad, overpaid computer janitors that keep giving him money over and over in his beg-a-trons, while lazily and transparently pretending that he's a SJW and hates "the man" just like them. He also doesn't have to promise anything for donated money. I wonder actually what the legality of that is, where I live a for-profit company who takes donations and has volunteers on staff would be in all kinds of hot water.

tl;dr Lowtax milks goons while not giving a shit about them
 
It might be some government honeypot for all we know.

I kinda wonder that about SA as a whole honestly, considering a lot of the weirder shit you see out on the greater internet now started there. The troon epidemic pretty much started there and I've never seen so many people that crazy about Hillary being good and pure in my life.
 
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