SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

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The thing is, good writers don't want constraints. They'll just go elsewhere. Once you do that, all you're left is with turgid shit. Remember, SJWs don't consider anything else but their identity important. They aren't inventive. So they just insert themselves. Even into a setting where they are expendable, useless and pretty much destined to die.
 
Ah, right. Reminds me of the one time there was a debate on an SCP's forum page because the relationship featured in the article wasn't gay. One of the more prominent members whose name I have not edited even downvoted it because it wasn't gay enough for him.

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Thank fuck i never so much as took a leisurely fartwalk accross SCP at it's "prime"

If I want internet spooky stories I have creepypastas and r/nosleep. If I want raving autists writing my spooky stories I will head on over to slimebeast and reread the Abandoned by Disney series.
 
Oh, I have a story about the guy who made Dr. Bright (I don't know his actual name so I'll just call him Bright).

Back around 2011-2012, someone on LiveJournal made a roleplay game based on the SCP Foundation. This wasn't anything for-profit, or claiming to be an official part of the SCP Foundation, it was an insignificant roleplay game made by a few fans. Bright found it, and asked if he could join as Dr. Bright. The creators, excited that someone who was involved in the actual wiki wanted to play in their game, said yes.

It turns out he really didn't care about playing in the game, and his intentions for joining were to keep it from becoming "stupid" or straying too far from SCP canon. His entire presence in the game was one tantrum after another as he tried to play canon police and tell people that they were doing it wrong. In the end, he threw such a big fit that culminated in him telling people that Dr. Bright was going to kill their characters because they were stupid characters that would never be part of the actual SCP Foundation that the creators just said fuck it and closed the game. He went crying to another LiveJournal community about how the players in that community just don't care enough about SCP Foundation canon, to which the response was an overwhelming "why do you care?"

So, unsurprisingly, the guy with the Mary Sue immortal scientist character that breaks basically every rule on the SCP Wiki is a huge manbaby that can't handle people writing things he doesn't like on different websites.

As for my opinion about SCP as a whole, there are some good creepy creations there but the rules and guidelines for writing there are peak :autism: and so are a lot of the more prominent members. The fact that a lot of these exceptional individuals seem to think they're god's gift to horror writing too doesn't help.
 
As for my opinion about SCP as a whole, there are some good creepy creations there but the rules and guidelines for writing there are peak :autism: and so are a lot of the more prominent members. The fact that a lot of these exceptional individuals seem to think they're god's gift to horror writing too doesn't help.

At its best it was a collection of really good creepypasta, and even that just means that 10% of it was worth reading and the other 90% was utter crap.

Now that it's been taken over by troooooooons I imagine the shit proportion is more like 99.99% utter troon shit.
 
Now that it's been taken over by troooooooons I imagine the shit proportion is more like 99.99% utter troon shit.

Quality still varies wildly but most of the articles keep the politics out. The keyword is "most." It's ironic considering how much they look down on the "old guard" making self-insert doctors and agents and shit because when it gets bad now it's way worse than anything from back then. At least in the beginning most of them weren't political pricks.
 
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As for my opinion about SCP as a whole, there are some good creepy creations there but the rules and guidelines for writing there are peak :autism: and so are a lot of the more prominent members. The fact that a lot of these exceptional individuals seem to think they're god's gift to horror writing too doesn't help.

Dr. Bright was a gigantic faggot, to the extent that there had to be a huge list of shit Dr. Bright wasn't allowed to do, which mostly consisted of rephrasing varieties of "Dr. Bright isn't allowed to be a gigantic faggot." Nevertheless, he continued to be a gigantic faggot, and now we see what SCP is now, and it is largely because people were allowed to be gigantic faggots.

And now, gigantic faggots literally run SCP.
 
Point. I'm still amused given this is the same website that has that Montauk procedure for one of the articles, which based just on the vague wording around it would leave the current crowd of parasites literally shaking.
Th Montauk thing has already been retconned.

The new story is that the demonic creature only wants suffering so if they can cause enough it will go back to sleep, and the mental anguish caused by all the agents thinking some horrible rape ritual is going on enough to do the job. So the Montauk was the elaborate lie they came up with.
 
Th Montauk thing has already been retconned.

The new story is that the demonic creature only wants suffering so if they can cause enough it will go back to sleep, and the mental anguish caused by all the agents thinking some horrible rape ritual is going on enough to do the job. So the Montauk was the elaborate lie they came up with.

I believe that was some other author writing his own piece, and not a retcon like they did with 049 or 076-2. The place is decentralized so "there is no canon," which means anyone can pretty much do whatever they want with anyone else's material once it's on the site. That includes works with contradict one another.
 
Th Montauk thing has already been retconned.

The new story is that the demonic creature only wants suffering so if they can cause enough it will go back to sleep, and the mental anguish caused by all the agents thinking some horrible rape ritual is going on enough to do the job. So the Montauk was the elaborate lie they came up with.
There's a reason why I'm an ardent proponent of discontinuity, especially when 'official' sources ignore and shit on key elements or the spirit of the property.

It really is interesting in the Chinese sense to see how an autistic elitist-fest became a troon spank bank. Wouldn't be shocked if it's the same crew, just choosing to openly be sex perverts.
 
IMO the idea of an centralized wiki for each entry was a problem in itself for SCP. The whole idea of a "canon" for this obscure and nightmarish organization that deals with monsters breaks the suspension of disbelief instantly. When you can no longer convince people, even on some weird subliminal level, that these entries might actually be real, all that's left to do with the idea is writing prompts. And while some of these might be interesting initially, eventually all the good ideas will have been tried and people will just use the entries to express their personal quirks and pathologies, like what is happening now.
 
I feel like when “nobody cares if the writers are gay” is said, these people’s autism overrides and they retranslate this to mean “nobody cares about gay people’s opinion.” I suspect they have trained themselves to do this out of fear for accepting what the actual truth of the matter is; being gay isn’t special.

And honestly, on average, no one cares if someone is gay. I live in the Bible Belt and there are gays that go to church on Sunday with their straight neighbors and no one cares. I went to a catholic school where nothing about Jesus hating the homos was taught and openly gay students walked the halls with their gay partners. No one cared. Gay marriage was legalized and met with a resounding shrug. No one cared.

And I think that simple truth bothers the fuck out of them. They come parading out of the closet, expecting everyone to stand and clap in solidarity, and instead everyone just nods and goes back to eating dinner.Being gay in current year isn’t s big deal anymore. It was a big deal in the past, but not today. It’s normal. It’s been normal. And when things are normal nobody really pays attention to or cares about it. It’s not “daring” or “taboo” to be gay anymore...it’s boring.

Welcome to boring normalcy, faggots. Enjoy being treated equally in how much nobody cares about you as an individual because you’re equally as boring as everyone around you.
 
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