Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

[ADamnDjinn]

Eating saltines, start reading this shit while eating them, soon enough, I smash a saltine in my hands, along with spitting out a bit of crackers at the screen. Why do I even think about peeking into shit like this?

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

Nothing is worse than the Bronies (though the furies, their other subsets and Juggalos are almost as bad).

That being said, I wonder if they crusaded against Unicef for killing their beloved Smurfs.

You're god damn right they did.

 

[Marionette]

 

[Damocles_Sword]

So...it's basically fluffy pony lite?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Sweet baby jeebus, this is exactly why I have come to dislike the Smurf fandom. The obsessive fixation on an outdated show is one thing that I myself am totally guilty of putting your fetishes into it is another but this is just...this is...this is not very smurfy!

*edited to be less dumb*

 

[KingofManga420]

As fucked up as this is, I'm glad my term "Old McJenkem" is catching on
Seriously though what the shit.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You're god damn right they did.

I love how one of the related articles is "Is Jack Black a Smurf?"

 

[Johnny Bravo]

So...it's basically fluffy pony lite?

Naw, it's worse. At least fluffies aren't human. And they don't look like toddlers.

Actually, come to think of it, the Smurfs in this story are toddlers. Ugh.

 

[Jaimas]

Well..... I always feared a day would come when this would happen....a day when I would see something that would sicken me more than pamperchu, nick bates, and Old McJenkem.....and that day has finally come.

In benighted corners of the internet, beyond the shadows where even bronies dare tread, lies the "bluebuddies" website. A website dedicated to that most mediocre and irksome 80s cartoon, the Smurfs, and whose unhealthy obsession for the blue little shits manifests in such varied ways as crafting, recipes, and ceramic collectables.

While epitomising the idea of how fans of 80s cartoons are twisted and pitiful little goblin men who nostalgia hath turned into sad fucks which make bronies look like pimps, the forum had not much of interest to us and our quest to dissect and examine the worst horrors of the internet.....until now

http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/1960.html

The thread you are about to read should not be clicked lightly. it tells a story spanning years and 8 pages of how one person's obsession with the show manifested in a way which out sick-fucks the likes of Nick Bates, and out-autisms Chris on Bathsalts.

To cut a long story short....this thread and accompanying images tell of the "Blue Moon Nursery", which takes....overly touching and fondling care of baby smurfs who were rescued from unspeakable cruelty. On its own this premise while weird and creepy is not that unusual.....until the author decides to describe in loving detail...both in text AND in print....the sexual torture and mutilation of the babies, all done in a manner that is unmistakably fetishistic and makes clear the idea of sexually torturing baby smurfs is getting the author and his fans harder than any aphrodisiac or pill money can buy

Here is a sample from near the end, and accompanying text to give you a taste of what i speak of

Spoiler: NSFW OR SANITY

And so my friends, on request of our overlord and of chat, i submit this....abomination for your approval

read all eight pages and come back to tell me of what you saw.

Come with me lil sperg, come die with me in Carcosa

Sorry, too busy laughing at the low-res shit art to be horrified; pretty sure my brain's self-preservation instinct has kicked in.

Naw, it's worse. At least fluffies aren't human. And they don't look like toddlers.

Actually, come to think of it, the Smurfs in this story are toddlers. Ugh.

Can we please not try to make me reference A Serbian Film twice within three hours?

 

[The Dude]

When I was training to be an EMT in 2001 I had to work a full shift in an ER. We had a guy come in who rear-ended a tractor trailer at 50mph and had part of his skull caved in by the trailer's bumper. He didn't make it. When I was working at Boeing as an onsite EMT/Security Officer I had to respond to a guy who cut his forearm in half from between his thumb and index finger all the way to his elbow. The doctors saved his arm, but I was covered in his blood by the time I got him to the ER. This shit is pretty disturbing, but I've been witness to worse.

 

[derpi]

I've seen both fluffy abuse and yukkuri abuse and those are both their own brand of weird but... This is a different level of weird. Yukuris are food. Fluffy ponies are... Not human enough to elicit a response other than vague disgust.
Smurfs are basically tiny blue humans. The ones in the story are still in diapers. How in the fuck are these people getting off to what is essentially toddlercon guro?

 

[Pine Tar]

I've seen both fluffy abuse and yukkuri abuse and those are both their own brand of weird but... This is a different level of weird. Yukuris are food. Fluffy ponies are... Not human enough to elicit a response other than vague disgust.
Smurfs are basically tiny blue humans. The ones in the story are still in diapers. How in the fuck are these people getting off to what is essentially toddlercon guro?

Is that a question you really want answered?

 

[Bugaboo]

I like how it starts off as a proto "My Little Dashie" and then devolves into... Something.

 

[Karen]

I read through this whole thing not knowing what to expect, and I have to say I was enjoying the story until it started getting really dark halfway through. I love babies, and I can enjoy torture fantasies (to an extent) but I NEVER want them mixed together. Its disgusting.

 

[Scribbler]

My dear friends, I do believe I've discovered my limit...

I can't decide which is worse: this or fluffies...

 

[c-no]

My dear friends, I do believe I've discovered my limit...

I can't decide which is worse: this or fluffies...

Why not both because really, you take something that is suppose to be cute and you put some sort of sick twist to it where apparently, a baby smurf and a fluffy pony getting tortured and abused amuses and arouses someone to the point that even 4Chan would say that is crossing the line (With the fluffies. Same could be said for Smurfs as well).

 

[The Dude]

My dear friends, I do believe I've discovered my limit...

I can't decide which is worse: this or fluffies...

Really? Shitty DeviantArt drawings are your limit?

 

[Bugaboo]

Really? Shitty DeviantArt drawings are your limit?

I think people are so disgusted simply because these are very human looking babies being tortured. Like A Serbian Film except with blue people.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I like how it starts off as a proto "My Little Dashie" and then devolves into... Something.

Pain.

I think people are so disgusted simply because these are very human looking babies being tortured. Like A Serbian Film except with blue people.

Seriously, if you made their skin pink or brown it'd be a lot more disturbing.

 

[The Dude]

I think people are so disgusted simply because these are very human looking babies being tortured. Like A Serbian Film except with blue people.

I guess I'm just able to differentiate blue cartoon midgets from people in real life and make that mental disconnect. I can see and understand how some people can be creeped out by it, but some people seem to just be flipping their shit over this and the fluffy pony stuff.