Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

[The Dude]

Satan's point is a good one. One knows one isn't about to see anything lighthearted when one selects Saw from the Redbox, but when the average person sits down to read a story about the Smurfs, they are unlikely to be prepared for vile torture porn. It's a cheap way to elicit a reaction from one's audience.

That said, there's a long tradition of tricking people into clicking on stuff they didn't want to see, and gross shit on the internet is pretty much par for the course. In a normal online community, if someone comes along and posts vile fapfic in an inappropriate setting, what happens? It's deleted, the offender is blocked, and everyone moves on. No big deal.

But here, one realizes with dawning horror that this is not a normal community. The regular denizens of that smurfboard were all like, "Tee hee, poor babies! I can't wait to find out what happens next! You're a good writer, Smurfinhand!" The lone voice of reason is banned for trolling. One wonders, are all these people actually retarded? Are they perverts too? Is this the real world?

Suddenly, the real world seems just as alien and wrong as the smurf-torturing universe dreamed up by some online degenerate. The weird dystopian-nested-story-worldbuilding thing is what got to me.

My Dad was a corrections officer. Some of the stuff his inmates did would make this seem tame by comparison. I'm not trying to downplay how disturbed the creators of these comics are, but real life is always worse. And I'm not trying to say "you guys are so weak for being upset over this." If anything I'm jealous that you all are not as desensitized as I am.

 

[Ravenor]

While I agree with you about the stuff done in prisons can be worse, It takes little to no effort to find this kind of stuff and worse on line.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

My Dad was a corrections officer. Some of the stuff his inmates did would make this seem tame by comparison. I'm not trying to downplay how disturbed the creators of these comics are, but real life is always worse. And I'm not trying to say "you guys are so weak for being upset over this." If anything I'm jealous that you all are not as desensitized as I am.

It's not the disturbing thoughts and actions of the comic's creator per se - it's the way that the behavior was legitimized and normalized by a community that was not obviously composed of perverts and dangerous retards that gave me all the shudders.

I've worked in some pretty grim settings myself, and yeah, real life is always worse.

 

[Bugaboo]

Is it bad the only thing I'm wondering about is why he's impaled a snail's face on a toothpick?

 

[The Knife]

Blue cartoon midget babies aside, how is this any different from the Saw series or Hostel or the Guinea Pig experiment movies from Japan? Or any number of horror movies, books, or comics?

For me, it's the combination of taking something so obviously made for children (which makes it all too easy to read this as being presented to children, or god forbid done to children) and the way it's been normalized in this context. Neither the author or the audience seems aware how sexually charged the material is. It's written in the lovingly detailed, repetitive, ritualistic style as some hardcore fetish pornography--only it's about a children cartoon. The two aspects together remind me way too much of how actual pedophiles communicate with one another.

This, to me, is like reading a story about someone detailing his love of torturing small animals for sexual gratification. You can make an argument that it's just fiction and that no animals were actually harmed, but the fact that someone wrote a story with this level of detail, and then found an eager and encouraging audience for it, is uncomfortable. It's not wrong of itself, but it's leading down an extremely dark path.

 

[Karen]

This completely flew over my head yesterday, partially because I was really tired and still mildly disturbed about this fic, but I remember that there are actual sites like the one portrayed in the story, where people go to watch live torture or abuse. Its mostly of dogs (I have also heard some involve children), but its still disturbing nonetheless.

Truth is still not stranger than fiction though. The whole scene with describing the runt in the dryer kinda made me cry.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So I decided to read some of the story and had to stop after the fifth page.

Now ignoring the whole "Tail & Tickle" thing that keeps on popping up for some reason. The whole thing makes me question if all Smurf fans are like this. I mean I keep thinking to myself "This... This must be a joke." Only to keep finding that no, it isn't. It's depressing and kinda sickening.

Also the guy's art skills leave a lot to be desired.

 

[Bugaboo]

Yeah man what the fuck is up with this guy's obsession with smurf tails?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Yeah man what the fuck is up with this guy's obsession with smurf tails?

I think it's like a tickling fetish, but with butts.

 

[The Knife]

Yeah man what the fuck is up with this guy's obsession with smurf tails?

Not to put too fine a point on it, but in the cartoons, Smurf tails were the most sensitive parts of their bodies. Perverts have apparently decided that means a Smurf's tail is its junk.

 

[Connor Bible]

I don't know what to say about this. I really don't. I've seen some fucked-up stuff in my time, and I've met some truly depraved sons of bitches. The scary thing about this is that this kind of psychopathy is not evident in one individual, but an entire discussion board. If the members of this forum are into this stuff, God only knows what their lives off the Internet are like. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them were bona fide serial killers.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I don't know what to say about this. I really don't. I've seen some fucked-up stuff in my time, and I've met some truly depraved sons of bitches. The scary thing about this is that this kind of psychopathy is not evident in one individual, but an entire discussion board. If the members of this forum are into this stuff, God only knows what their lives off the Internet are like. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them were bona fide serial killers.

You should put these guys in your next book!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I don't know what to say about this. I really don't. I've seen some fucked-up stuff in my time, and I've met some truly depraved sons of bitches. The scary thing about this is that this kind of psychopathy is not evident in one individual, but an entire discussion board. If the members of this forum are into this stuff, God only knows what their lives off the Internet are like. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them were bona fide serial killers.

I'm pretty sure several of them are. No proof obviously, but I get that feeling.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Did anyone else get the Prickly-Wicklies at the fact that the author went into detail about the nursery auctioning off the newborn's first used diaper? The author said, and I quote, "The tiny blue infant's first didey was the smurf-o-file's Shroud of Turin."

 

[Ravenor]

Yea it's shit like that makes me feel really fucking uneasy about subcultures like this, and as I said in the other thread this stuff is becoming easier and easier to find sadly.

 

[Artard]

I'm pretty sure several of them are. No proof obviously, but I get that feeling.

Some odd things about that.

http://thesorceressraven.deviantart.com/art/The-Smurfs-Right-Activists-104559300

The person that made this image is on the bluebuddies.com board and posts it in that thread.

Comments are in reverse chronological order (newest first), where we learn from a random comment that:

This picture is really cool.

But "Smurf in Hand" didn't deserve something as nice as this.
He is a complete basket-case and I'm glad he's off the forums.
He's obviously a sick, messed up individual.
You can tell by his story.

The artist answers:

Your know I wondered what had happened to him. His story did seem a little on the warped side, but it did inspire this image

Weirdly ambiguous, but if you keep going backwardyou find that the artist of the image was a huge fan of the Blue Moon Nursery torture porn:

yes the story itself, in which this pic is based on, is rather touching. I'm glad you liked it though.

yes, if you ever go to bluebuddies.com you can find that story...it's really good. The link is in my Artist Comment, I believe

It's really disorienting to see someone who might as well be describing a cookie or a ham sandwich when they describe torture porn as "really good". Buster said it best here.

But here, one realizes with dawning horror that this is not a normal community. The regular denizens of that smurfboard were all like, "Tee hee, poor babies! I can't wait to find out what happens next! You're a good writer, Smurfinhand!" The lone voice of reason is banned for trolling. One wonders, are all these people actually retarded? Are they perverts too? Is this the real world?

Suddenly, the real world seems just as alien and wrong as the smurf-torturing universe dreamed up by some online degenerate. The weird dystopian-nested-story-worldbuilding thing is what got to me.

 

[Magtheridon]

This isn't real, it just isn't, I refuse to accept this as much as Chris refuses to accept everything.

 

[Connor Bible]

I don't think I, as an aspiring writer of the horror genre, can come up with anything this macabre, this vile, this despicable. I'm the kind of guy who walks around my college campus, discussing grisly crime scene details into an RCA handheld voice recorder. I'm the kind of guy who can get into the heads of my characters. Even the serial killers. It's ugly, but I guess it's necessary if you want to achieve verisimilitude. The point I'm trying to make is that there's a good line between reality and fiction. For me, the suffering that the victims of my killers endure is unbearable, and keeps me up nights. For these psychopaths, writing fictional acts of sadism on innocents may be a pragmatic means of unleashing otherwise socially unacceptable behavior, or worse, warm-up sessions for real world carnage. The scary thing is the ambiguity. For all we know, this could be the work of a really good troll. Still, great find, OP. Keep us posted.

 

[LM 697]

I'm the kind of guy who walks around my college campus, discussing grisly crime scene details into an RCA handheld voice recorder.

why would you do this

 

[Connor Bible]

why would you do this

I ask myself that question, too.