Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

[Null]

I don't think I, as an aspiring writer of the horror genre, can come up with anything this macabre, this vile, this despicable. I'm the kind of guy who walks around my college campus, discussing grisly crime scene details into an RCA handheld voice recorder. I'm the kind of guy who can get into the heads of my characters. Even the serial killers. It's ugly, but I guess it's necessary if you want to achieve verisimilitude. The point I'm trying to make is that there's a good line between reality and fiction. For me, the suffering that the victims of my killers endure is unbearable, and keeps me up nights. For these psychopaths, writing fictional acts of sadism on innocents may be a pragmatic means of unleashing otherwise socially unacceptable behavior, or worse, warm-up sessions for real world carnage. The scary thing is the ambiguity. For all we know, this could be the work of a really good troll. Still, great find, OP. Keep us posted.

Absolutely nothing about this is on-topic. It's rather impressive how you bill yourself as an savant and author, but can't manage to write a fucking forum post that makes sense.

 

[Connor Bible]

Absolutely nothing about this is on-topic. It's rather impressive how you bill yourself as an savant and author, but can't manage to write a fucking forum post that makes sense.

Null, cool it.

 

[niggers]

Null, cool it.

Hey Null! STOP BEING A DICK!

 

[The Knife]

...so where were we? Smurf tails being analogous to genitalia?

OH MY GOD THEY WERE HANGING BABY SMURFS UP BY THEIR DICKS

 

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

So uh. Against my better judgment, I decided to read through the thread to see how deep this rabbit hole goes, and this was one response to the guy who called out the thread and posted the bombed Smurf village pic:

To wtf:
"WTF", YOU ARE DISCRIMINATING THE SMURFS!!!

HOW DARE YOU BE MEAN TO SMURF IN HAND'S STORY!!! YOU MADE US VERY SAD, MAD & DISSAPOINTED!!!

To Smurf In Hand:
I'm sorry I didn't start reading your story before,

I just started to read & today I passed about one page or less out of the whole topic. The story is turning out awesome & I've got more to read. So, I'll read this at some points (approx. 1 or 2 days) to figure out so I can look forward to the most recent parts.

P.S. That troll posting that EXTREMELY DISTURBING PICTURE was being very mean, I am sorry I didn't go through this before because I never started reading this back then.

You did the right thing.

Overall I am proud of your artwork. You are talented

& I kind of feel guilty for not reading this earlier.
WHILE YOU "WTF", GET OUTTA HERE!!!
WE DON'T ALLOW VIOLENCE!!! urgh . . .

Keep up the good work Smurf In Hand.

Even apart from the abjectly juvenile tone of this post, the hypocrisy here is stunning.

 

[Android raptor]

In all my years of seeing fandom depravity, I can say with certainty that there's no goddamn way the original author/artist of this shit isn't beating off on baby smurf torture, tickling, and probably diapers. You do not go into that level of loving detail if you aren't.

Shit gives me Lorax fandom flashbacks (granted they were into even more fucked up shit).

 

[A Random]

...Lorax?

 

[Android raptor]

Not to get too off topic, but lets just say the 2012 Lorax remake spawned the most depraved fandom I've ever participated in. Rape, beastiality, selfcest, guro, etc were pretty much the standard shit you'd see in the tags on a daily basis.

The difference between them and this Smurf weirdo is that the Lorax fans were a surprisingly talented lot (in a very Silence of the Lambs ish way of course) and they tended to acknowledge how massively fucked up they were.

Back on topic, it seems like the Smurfs babyfuck guy hasn't posted on that forum since 2009. I suppose that's one good thing.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Not to get too off topic, but lets just say the 2012 Lorax remake spawned the most depraved fandom I've ever participated in. Rape, beastiality, selfcest, guro, etc were pretty much the standard shit you'd see in the tags on a daily basis.

The difference between them and this Smurf weirdo is that the Lorax fans were a surprisingly talented lot (in a very Silence of the Lambs ish way of course) and they tended to acknowledge how massively fucked up they were.

Back on topic, it seems like the Smurfs babyfuck guy hasn't posted on that forum since 2009. I suppose that's one good thing.

Don't jinx it man. For all we know, someone's already taken his place.

 

[Trombonista]

Well, I actually skimmed through the story, and it looks like the nursery isn't doing the torturing; the narrator even condemns it. Still, the story has an unhealthy obsession with baby Smurf butts and tails.

Another thought occurred to me, if the Smurfs are real in this story, does that mean Gargamel's real too? I bet he'd think the Blue Moon Nursery people are sick.

 

[Karen]

Well, I actually skimmed through the story, and it looks like the nursery isn't doing the torturing; the narrator even condemns it. Still, the story has an unhealthy obsession with baby Smurf butts and tails.

Another thought occurred to me, if the Smurfs are real in this story, does that mean Gargamel's real too? I bet he'd think the Blue Moon Nursery people are sick.

Its not the actual nursery we're bothered by, its the creep writing it all in gruesome detail.

 

[Trombonista]

Yeah, the author is way too obsessed with baby Smurf booty.

 

[Mechanism Eight]

Not to get too off topic, but lets just say the 2012 Lorax remake spawned the most depraved fandom I've ever participated in. Rape, beastiality, selfcest, guro, etc were pretty much the standard shit you'd see in the tags on a daily basis.

Thank god that "fandom" collapsed inwards on itself and vanished off the face of reality for the most part from its' sheer awfulness...

At least, I hope it did...

 

[Overcast]

I didn't find this quite as bad as fluffies, but this shit is pretty creepy. The fact that almost no one on that thread seems to object to what this guy's doing is also kinda freaky.

 

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

Well, I actually skimmed through the story, and it looks like the nursery isn't doing the torturing; the narrator even condemns it. Still, the story has an unhealthy obsession with baby Smurf butts and tails.

Another thought occurred to me, if the Smurfs are real in this story, does that mean Gargamel's real too? I bet he'd think the Blue Moon Nursery people are sick.

On that note, why is it that Smurfs are clearly shown to be sentient beings (even referred to as such), but are still kept as pets, and no one has a problem with this?

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Need tips for dealing with a child abuse situation? Papa Smurf drops some knowledge, 80s style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=b_IrS1it0WU#t=1817

ETA: Skip to 10:32 if you want to feel dirty all over. What the fuck, eighties?

 

[Karen]

Need tips for dealing with a child abuse situation? Papa Smurf drops some knowledge, 80s style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=b_IrS1it0WU#t=1817

ETA: Skip to 10:32 if you want to feel dirty all over. What the fuck, eighties?

They still handled it better than they did in the mid to late nineties (when I was young) because they didn't address the issue at all. The only thing they ever went on about was gun safety and stranger danger, not giving us a reason as to why either one was important (ie guns hurt people).

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Well, I actually skimmed through the story, and it looks like the nursery isn't doing the torturing; the narrator even condemns it. Still, the story has an unhealthy obsession with baby Smurf butts and tails.

I think I once read somewhere that there is a psychological condition in which someone is obsessed with helping victims of torture. While he/she may superficially be doing something good, it still implies an unhealthy obsession with torture and its minutiae.

 

[Jaimas]

We've reached a strange place when the last few threads make me question whether we've learned of some new batch of lunacy or if some asshole uploaded sections from Mai-Chan's Wonderful Life, and I am wholly unable to tell which of the two is more distressing.

I think I once read somewhere that there is a psychological condition in which someone is obsessed with helping victims of torture. While he/she may superficially be doing something good, it still implies an unhealthy obsession with torture and its minutiae.

Mayhap you mean Munchausen by Proxy?

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

It's kinda fortunate that actual kids usually don't care about the Smurfs anymore. I mean, could you imagine? Some kid looks up his favourite cartoon on the internet, comes upon a community that claims to be all about "figurines, fan art, puzzles and coloring" and then sees this shit. No one deserves to lose his faith in humanity that early.