what i ate today | restaurant style

[sperginity]

Intuitive eating is supposed to be about paying attention to how well you function depending on what you eat, like if you eat sugary bullshit and feel terrible that is a sign to stop, or if you eat a breakfast that is too small and you over eat at lunch to compensate then it's a clue to eat more in the morning etc. It is helpful for people who are anorexic or bulimic. It doesn't really work well on someone who is 500 lbs because she feels like shit basically always regardless of food choice, it's not going to change much until she loses quite a bit of her bulk.

 

[Twinkie]

She looks like she just swallowed somebody's entire quinceanera

 

[Awkwafina]

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I'm fucking dying. That guy looks personally offended. And it appears his teenage son is getting quite a hoot from Amber too.

But can you blame them? Her shoes were abhorrant and her whole outfit is so unnecessarily tight it's so clear everything on her body is at least 2-3 sizes too small. So embarrassing. It was a high of 81 degrees today, does she really think she was fooling anyone with that shawl?

Spoiler: full body w/ her awful shoes. it was posted before but kinda blurry

 

[Queen of Moderation]

But can you blame them? Her shoes were abhorrant and her whole outfit is so unnecessarily tight it's so clear everything on her body is at least 2-3 sizes too small. So embarrassing. It was a high of 81 degrees today, does she really think she was fooling anyone with that shawl?

Those feet remind me of a can of refrigerator biscuits that have popped open and are spilling out from the seams. This is nightmare fuel.

 

[CindyChafe]

Does her fupa hit her knees or is that her thigh roll?

 

[Owlflaps]

This dude must have gotten a slight shock when he witnessed a live landwhale.

 

[Twinkie]

Is she too stupid to realize she could put on regular sneakers and just loosen the laces to fit over her hooves? Those shoes look truly painful. She couldn't walk for exercise even if she genuinely tried.

 

[BillionaireBrat]

If you compare the two images you can tell Big Al is wearing the thing sideways - the seam runs down her front instead of her arms. She also did this with that black shirt awhile ago that she wore backwards.

She's trying to cover her arms

 

[C3PBRO]

Is she too stupid to realize she could put on regular sneakers and just loosen the laces to fit over her hooves? Those shoes look truly painful. She couldn't walk for exercise even if she genuinely tried.

That wouldn't fit into her dainty gorl aesthetic.

 

[Long time lurker]

It fits perfectly, y'all!

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It doesn't even look like it's the same thing.

They make yoga pants for landwhales? On another note, who wants to bet they’re shitty tippers?

The holey leggings she wears all the time? Those are yoga pants. The poor pants weren't meant to be worn by someone that size, but that has never stopped Amber.

I wonder if she held her breath and stomped her foot when she was angry as a child.

I think she was the kind of kid who'd throw a tantrum while hitting her parents and siblings.

Does her fupa hit her knees or is that her thigh roll?

I suspect it's fat above her knee, but don't quote me on it.

Is she too stupid to realize she could put on regular sneakers and just loosen the laces to fit over her hooves?

Did you notice how her feet are spilling out of those flats? By now her feet are not only fat, but also very large. I don't think they'd fit inside sneakers. At least not sneakers she can find at her normal hunting grounds.

 

[SweetDee]

Her ear is bleeding. At around 5:18 or so. Must've caught her earring on the tablecloth she's wearing.

 

[Awkwafina]

Peeped the guys around 5:40 staring at Amber as she walked in which means the young man in the white t-shirt saw her coming in and told the older man to look. They also look kinda offended tbh. Now I'm wondering if people are staring at her more because of the camera than her weight, but the two things together are just such a spectacle you have to look.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

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I love Ricky's comment about her clothes, he knows she's not confident to show any skin even if it's 100 degrees out. Even Rafe said that she'd freak out if her pants rode up and showed 1/4 of her ankle. I'm sure he does it because she probably makes the same kind of jabs at all of them in an effort to make herself feel better. Queen of projection, gorl.

I don't think she has any ankles at this point.

 

[Scrappy]

Now I'm wondering if people are staring at her more because of the camera than her weight

I was just thinking this. When she used to walk into places while recording, she had her phone in her hand. People could just assume she was texting or waiting for someone to call her. Now that she has the camera, there’s no alternative. Picture being at a store and seeing her waddle in, 500 pounds, out of breath, doing that weird swaying foot dragging walk that she does, holding a camera (probably attached to a tripod), wearing skintight yoga pants and a doily, and acting like all that stuff is normal. I can’t get that image out of my head. People probably think that she’s there to cause some kind of problem, and she wants camera footage as evidence of some imaginary slight probably related to her obesity.

 

[foodbeautypastashrimps]

For somebody that claims they can never sleep she sure does nap a lot.

 

[FitBitch]

Does her fupa hit her knees or is that her thigh roll?

I suspect it's fat above her knee, but don't quote me on it.

Under those worn out yoga pants lies the mystery of the shape of Big AL's legs.... a horror man was never meant to know.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Under those worn out yoga pants lies the mystery of the shape of Big AL's legs.... a horror man was never meant to know.

It's not really a mystery. Those pants are so tight they leave little to the imagination. Just imagine they're ivory colored pants and round off the cuffs.

 

[FitBitch]

It's not really a mystery. Those pants are so tight they leave little to the imagination. Just imagine they're ivory colored pants and round off the cuffs.

I imagine there are more folds and lymph pockets than the fabric can reasonably fit around. I bet her legs are a nightmare if you bust them out of their casing.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

 

[Owlflaps]

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Seeing those darkened knuckles and panda eyes is terrifying in HD. It's getting harder for her to deny that she doesn't have problems.

It's also hilarious to see how vain she's become in the past few days.