NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Ma_Hooty]

Pretty sure I have a bunch of troon deaths under my belt, especially after I told a group of them the other day that them making light of a real mental illness is not only ableist, but also transphobic in itself. And that they're ugly and less than 25% of the human population would have sex with them.

Also, every time I hear REEset Era baw about this site and how it's a sin against humanity that literally makes them ill, my brain always goes to this scene:

Lol, what a bunch of assblasted faggots.

 

[The Great Chandler]

 

[stets]

Nothing like a forum full of troons and the guys who like to suck their dicks

But enough talk about Kiwi Farms. Let’s get back on topic.

 

[Neil]

Sorry if I'm late to this, but:

We made the news, ResetEra wants you all to know you're all bad people and should feel ashamed. https://www.resetera.com/threads/game-developer-chloe-sagal-passed-away.51149/ (https://archive.fo/YG7ke)
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I really hate to make much ado with anything involving a dead person, but let me say, the Farms had nothing to do with this.

Nobody from the farms has ever interacted with Sagal.

Nobody's lead any 2008 24-hour troll ops on her.

Nobody has done anything regarding Sagal besides shitpost in a thread discussing her online presence.

You'd find worse blame with people like Brianna Wu, Zoe Quinn and every other one of her ex-SJW circlejerk friends.

But noooooo, blame KF because we're the big scary boogie man.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

I wonder if ResetERA still does ERP in their little FFXIV guild? So I made this for our ResetERA friends stalking us and blaming us for Chloe's death.

Spoiler

 

[LazloChalos]

Even if you're willing to grant someone is the gender they transitioned to, there's other factors. If someone is born male and becomes female - gets the surgery, all that - there are still plenty of physical factors. The jawline. The hips and shoulders. The ass is different. The muscle structure. The voice and hair.

It's the escapism that baffles me, once they decide their gender *POOF*! thats it! And damn anyone who misgenders you even though you can't pass to save your life.

Let us not forget the aging effects and how differently male and female biology shows how fat is stored as a body ages.

 

[Your Sexy Futa Sister]

No tranny is safe from the Killer Kiwi Klan.

We scare them out of neighborhoods by burning dilation stations on their front lawns.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

We made the news

"Kiwi Farms"
"alt-right"

No

Remember when "SlutHate" thought we're a "feminist Pokemon forum?"

Like I said, it's like we're the elephant and the people who don't like us are the blind men. And damn, they're never going to let this GamerGate thing go, are they?

 

[m0rnutz]

The reason people hate the farms is becaise when we go after a lolcow, we document all the shit THEY put out in public. We don't hack it or drive by their windows, they practically give it to everyone like the idiots they are.

They call us cyberstalkers because they've yet to realize once something is online, it's online forever. Every cringy tweet and profile picture, all your teen deviancy, the time you sent a teen girl your micropenis, it's permanent.

All we do is just collect it in one place so we can laugh at it later.

 

[Jack Awful]

Oh cool, that was nice of GAF.

That fundraiser was actually Chloe tricking a bunch of people into giving him free money for a sex reassignment operation by claiming the surgery was actually to remove shrapnel from inside his body that was going to kill him.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Nobody's lead any 2008 24-hour troll ops on her

Anyone that still tries to do those should just jump in front of traffic at this point.

And damn, they're never going to let this GamerGate thing go, are they?

They need a boogeyman to blame for everything, otherwise they might have to face reality.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

"I've never even heard of Kiwi Farms or read anything said by anyone there but they're all terrible people who need to be arrested for murder immediately, reeeee."

Fuck. Off.

Besides, KF has enough trannies, furries, gayz and wimminz* to use as a human shield. We know we're just disposable cannon-fodder for all you bigoted, mys...mis...miz.... women-hating, racist, anti LGTBNJGCDRGBUHFRFIBFDDGHH+-©% alt-right bastard arseholes who hate teddy bears. We'll coax them out of their swastika-covered basements one day.

*I am one, so nur.

 

[Gullik]

Quantum Farms, appears as either communist or fascist depending on your political views.

 

[Doctor Stan]

I am one, so nur

That's just silly, there are no girls on the internet

 

[Tiny Clanger]

That's just silly, there are no girls on the internet

Shhhh, sweetie, there there. It'll be ok.

(it's since they invented smart phones that are easy enough for us to use. Mostly. Show me a real poota and I just cry.)

 

[Doctor Stan]

Shhhh, sweetie, there there. It'll be ok.

(it's since they invented smart phones that are easy enough for us to use. Mostly. Show me a real poota and I just cry.)

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Spoiler: How could the internet lie to me like this, time for the last resort fortress

It still honestly surprises me how many women actually browse the farms, as well as the gays and even IIRC a couple of transgender people. Its almost like humans are complicated and more than a series of labels that can be used for internet points

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Null tries to keep us corralled in the BP, but every now and then one of us escapes and runs around squealing and covering the entire farms in pink glitter.

But while most of the lads hear the siren and cower in mummy's basement until we're rounded up, a few intrepid souls suit up and brave the girlie miasma, dox and skin us, then throw us back into the fat girls thread. Then they throw our burned dolly back in after us.

Now you know.

(Whodathunk. Some people actually have the ability to laugh about the stereotypes others dump on us. God, we're fascist BASTARDS!)

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

ResetERA didn't give Chloe's gofundme any money and then almost immediately afterwards she killed herself.

Thus ResetERA is responsible for Chloe's death.

QED.

 

[captn_kettle]

“Towards the end, I asked him 'what's going on, what happened?' He said 'I’m homeless; I don't know what I'm going to do,” said Anderson. “It was pretty intense.”

http://archive.is/4OSYZ

Does anyone have a link to the fundraiser to support homeless charities in the Portland area? If not, can someone link me to the petition demanding people take a serious look at Portland's housing situation? Ah wait never mind, it was drumpf, the alt right and the internet bullies.

Credit for consistency though, at least nothings changed. Even in death, Chloe still finds herself surrounded by people pretending to care while not listening to a single word she says.

 

[shilly_mays]

"What kind of garbage name is KiwiFarm anyway, learn how to name things you alt-right shits."

This got me good. It sounds like something a child says when he can't come up with a good insult. Out of all of the things he could have said, "learn how to name things" was his best. Too funny.