Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

[CWCissey]

I doubt any women has even been close enough to Dobson to even talk to him yet alone be close enough for him to cup a feel.

He had a girlfriend at one point.

Like seriously guys, I know you don't want it to be true, but Nookie Bear did at one point find a possibly broken and emotionally vulnerable female to latch on to.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Sure a terrible low time on her life, wonder how is she doing now

 

[CrimsonKnight]

He had a girlfriend at one point.

Like seriously guys, I know you don't want it to be true, but Nookie Bear did at one point find a possibly broken and emotionally vulnerable female to latch on to.

Dobson also made her upset when he bitched about not celebrating Christmas, since he was away from home. Her Jewish family took him in so he wouldn't celebrate it alone. Thankfully, she called him out when he posted it to dA for asspats.

 

[CWCissey]

Sure a terrible low time on her life, wonder how is she doing now

I like to think she found a nice man to settle down with, and she regales her children with the stories of her weird ex as cautionary bedtime stories.

Also she earns a buttload of money and is basically the anti-Dobson.

 

[Haramburger]

He had a girlfriend at one point.

Like seriously guys, I know you don't want it to be true, but Nookie Bear did at one point find a possibly broken and emotionally vulnerable female to latch on to.

More likely, it might have been a 7/10 predatory female hedging her bets on a potential cash cow & he didn't pan out/wasn't worth putting up with inheritance-wise.

Off-topic, it's been fun seeing his house/school pics right around page numbers that align with recent years (1980s to 2000s now). It's almost page [CURRENT YEAR]!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

More likely, it might have been a 7/10 predatory female hedging her bets on a potential cash cow & he didn't pan out/wasn't worth putting up with inheritance-wise.

I know this might stall your brain for how absurd it is, but the thing is:

Dobson was the gold-digger in that relationship. He'd stay at home all day, playing vidya working on his comics while his gf was out, working so they could afford food. When she came home, she'd have to do the janitorial work in order to keep their free apartment.

 

[MarineN*423543]

I know this might stall your brain for how absurd it is, but the thing is:

Dobson was the gold-digger in that relationship. He'd stay at home all day, playing vidya working on his comics while his gf was out, working so they could afford food. When she came home, she'd have to do the janitorial work in order to keep their free apartment.

more like a fat parasite, since "gold digging" implies effort

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I think at the point in time in Dobson's life where he had a girlfriend, he was still trying. Basically, on some level, he was actually attempting to be a normal person, attempting to interact with others, attempting to make something of himself.

He's stopped all that by now, though. Quite likely because he realized that it was work and effort to be in a relationship (despite him putting almost none into it). He not only never mentions his old relationship, he never gives any indication he wants another. All of his stuff about relationships is either tepid childlike interaction or obvious virtue signaling with no feeling behind it.

Dobson is living the absolute most low-effort life he can while still trying to get validation. Thus why he's abandoned all of his projects with any vague whiff or pretense of creativity for shallow political cartoons, and why he's given up on even the idea of a relationship.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

I know this might stall your brain for how absurd it is, but the thing is:

Dobson was the gold-digger in that relationship. He'd stay at home all day, playing vidya working on his comics while his gf was out, working so they could afford food. When she came home, she'd have to do the janitorial work in order to keep their free apartment.

Dobby was working but was constantly complaining about it. Prior to the move to janitor apartment, he was working in a video store where he seemed to goof off a lot. Then the move happened and while apartment was included with the janitor job - he and the gf needed second jobs to account for their needs. Gf quickly got something, Dobby got one of his first airport jobs later. They seemed to be on an arrangement where she worked in the day, and Dobson worked some nights but was expected on his free nights to do the janitor stuff.

To be fair the girlfriend wasn't an innocent in this, in the apartment prior, Dobson already mentioned they lost deposit on leaving previous apartment as their cats had dumped on the carpet. It was up to both of them to make the janitor job work as well - but it seemed to be that Dobson's gf was working more hours while he insisted he needed free time to work on his comic projects. But because he was trying to work on his comics while also doing the night jobs he wasn't resting enough and both jobs suffered.

But yes, in the end it's mostly Dobson who cost them the swank apartment. When management told them them to shape up, he - in the way we all know and love - doubled down on his actions insisting the management was being unreasonable in expecting them to uphold their terms of residence. They gave themselves so many months to move out, but Dobson couldn't even manage that so his girlfriend, had to rush to apply somewhere that would take them. She was still kind enough to treat him to a date night after this happened.

Then once they managed that, she got work and he had to look again, has to beg mom for car repair cash and then gets a parking ticket on the way to an interview. Which eventually leads to the infamous airport janitor job where he gets himself sacked by complaining constantly and a ill considered flipping of the bird.

Bonus - there was also a time where he complained about the girlfriend on DA for trying to make discussion with him, by asking about the 3D graphics he was dabbling with. She responded then too where she outlined they were not even sharing bedrooms (because he needed "creative space" ) and they rarely discussed things. So effectively they were more like roommates rather than partners.

 

[Ghostse]

Dobby was working but was constantly complaining about it. Prior to the move to janitor apartment, he was working in a video store where he seemed to goof off a lot. Then the move happened and while apartment was included with the janitor job - he and the gf needed second jobs to account for their needs. Gf quickly got something, Dobby got one of his first airport jobs later. They seemed to be on an arrangement where she worked in the day, and Dobson worked some nights but was expected on his free nights to do the janitor stuff.

To be fair the girlfriend wasn't an innocent in this, in the apartment prior, Dobson already mentioned they lost deposit on leaving previous apartment as their cats had dumped on the carpet. It was up to both of them to make the janitor job work as well - but it seemed to be that Dobson's gf was working more hours while he insisted he needed free time to work on his comic projects. But because he was trying to work on his comics while also doing the night jobs he wasn't resting enough and both jobs suffered.

But yes, in the end it's mostly Dobson who cost them the swank apartment. When management told them them to shape up, he - in the way we all know and love - doubled down on his actions insisting the management was being unreasonable in expecting them to uphold their terms of residence. They gave themselves so many months to move out, but Dobson couldn't even manage that so his girlfriend, had to rush to apply somewhere that would take them.

Then once they managed that, she got work and he had to look again, has to beg mom for car repair cash and then gets a parking ticket on the way to an interview. Which eventually leads to the infamous airport janitor job where he gets himself sacked by complaining constantly and a ill considered flipping of the bird.

IIRC, it was Dobson who cost them the apartment, but not (directly) through fucking up; he kept hassling an apartment who were having a party which is what caused the management to look for an excuse to get rid of him.

 

[AnOminous]

I think at the point in time in Dobson's life where he had a girlfriend, he was still trying. Basically, on some level, he was actually attempting to be a normal person, attempting to interact with others, attempting to make something of himself.

He wasn't trying that hard. He had agreed to do minor custodial work for the free apartment they were living in, but blew it off.

 

[Ghostse]

He wasn't trying that hard. He had agreed to do minor custodial work for the free apartment they were living in, but blew it off.

You're not wrong, but 2006 Dobson was hot-shot hungry go-getter compared to today's "Just waiting for the parents to die so I can waste my inheritance and die poor and alone" Dobson

 

[DontTellMeHowToPlay]

You're not wrong, but 2006 Dobson was hot-shot hungry go-getter compared to today's "Just waiting for the parents to die so I can waste my inheritance and die poor and alone" Dobson

Did getting sprayed with water really fuck him up that much over the years?

Before he turned into an eternally frustrated blue bear, he made decent animation:

What the hell happened?

 

[CWCissey]

Did getting sprayed with water really fuck him up that much over the years?

Before he turned into an eternally frustrated blue bear, he made decent animation:

What the hell happened?

Laziness and social justice.

 

[Haramburger]

To be fair the girlfriend wasn't an innocent in this, in the apartment prior, Dobson already mentioned they lost deposit on leaving previous apartment as their cats had dumped on the carpet. It was up to both of them to make the janitor job work as well - but it seemed to be that Dobson's gf was working more hours while he insisted he needed free time to work on his comic projects. But because he was trying to work on his comics while also doing the night jobs he wasn't resting enough and both jobs suffered.

But yes, in the end it's mostly Dobson who cost them the swank apartment. When management told them them to shape up, he - in the way we all know and love - doubled down on his actions insisting the management was being unreasonable in expecting them to uphold their terms of residence. They gave themselves so many months to move out, but Dobson couldn't even manage that so his girlfriend, had to rush to apply somewhere that would take them. She was still kind enough to treat him to a date night after this happened.

Ultra exceptional. Cat shit is pretty easy to not stain, and even if they neglected it you might be able to make the claim that the carpet is too old and the owner must replace it. HUD has laws in place where carpets are legally obligated to be changed every 7 years. Leave it to Dobson not to know his rights or do simple chores.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

IIRC, it was Dobson who cost them the apartment, but not (directly) through fucking up; he kept hassling an apartment who were having a party which is what caused the management to look for an excuse to get rid of him.

I wasn't saying it wasn't majority his fault. But it still takes two to tango and she generally went along with "give up nice apartment rather than pull our socks up and make it work" nor seemed to kick his butt when he spent weeks complaining about needing cash for his car, and then short time later bragged about buying a Wii. I'ld like to think she was wronged too, but I imagine the truth is closer to something like they were both lazy in their own ways - but Dobson was the worse of the two for sure.

 

[Koby_Fish]

replies to Dobson regarding his Sarah Sandars Red Hen straw comic:
(gotta love the KF reference in the username though lul)

Dobson's and his girlfriend's cats not shitting in the shitterbox and shitting on the floor/carpet instead is indicative of misbehaving cats that likely picked up/picked up ON their owners' lazinesss or inability to clean up. I have seen this before. Pathetic.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

replies to Dobson regarding his Sarah Sandars Red Hen straw comic:
(gotta love the KF reference in the username though lul)
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Dobson's and his girlfriend's cats not shitting in the shitterbox and shitting on the floor/carpet instead is indicative of misbehaving cats that likely picked up/picked up ON their owners' lazinesss or inability to clean up. I have seen this before. Pathetic.

Doblet's probably the kind of lazy slob that can't be assed to clean the kitty litter at least once a day. Poor things probably shat all around the place because their crapbox was almost always full.

 

[UtopiaGuy]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the unfortunate woman in question who lived with Dobby was actually his second gf. He made some DA post about how he had moved to a new city, got and lost a girlfriend, got a new job, etc., and was basically saying how he had to "grow up fast," or something like that, in a very short span of time. I always got the impression that happened before he met the live-in woman-of-Jewish-heritage that he treated so shittily. She may have been his first actual real gf, but I think this other previous one was able to smarten up and cut him lose before anything much happened to scar her for life.

 

[kobebyarlant]

It’s really hard to imagine Dobson having ever been with any woman but then I remember these wise words: