Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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I like "Violent H." It's like half of a neckbeard horrorcore band.

If Jake had just continually spammed everyone with actual submissions, he'd probably have a gig now. For one thing, he'd have possibly gotten better at writing game material, and for another, they'd just constantly see his name and know he could produce content. From his incessant Googleshnging it's pretty obvious he can crank out the words.
It’s almost frustrating. While he’s no genius, he’s also not a total imbecile - he has the brains to make it, if he’d just apply himself to stuff that matters instead of pointless feuds and self-obsession.
 
It’s almost frustrating. While he’s no genius, he’s also not a total imbecile - he has the brains to make it, if he’d just apply himself to stuff that matters instead of pointless feuds and self-obsession.

He doesn't have the talent to reach the level of success he believes he's entitled to, though, and Jake's not interested in being an entry level minion.
 
I wonder why Jake never went to college? He has above average intelligence and it's not like college is especially hard to get into anyway.
 
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I wonder why Jake never went to college? He has above average intelligence and it's not like college is especially hard to get into anyway.

For the same reason he refused to even consider getting a job, I suspect. He over-estimated his own ability and truly believed that people would be knocking his door down to offer him work as a "gaming journalist" and/or he was convinced he'd design a game which brought him notch-like success.
 
I wonder why Jake never went to college? He has above average intelligence and it's not like college is especially hard to get into anyway.
I've wondered that too. I mean, there's classes you can take that help with writing beyond just the writing classes.

"Development of Early Civilization" is one I cannot recommend enough for any aspiring writer. You learn how and why primitive man settled where they did, what the impetuous was for going from hunter-gatherer to agrarian. (Beer, in some cases) The difficulties and reasons behind domesticating animals. How technology develops and spreads. Why stores/shops that are alike cluster together. How to determine value of resources according to distance from market, how to figure out population growth and demographic expansion.

Of course, that course if probably on the hate list now, since it determines a civilizations true power based on its ability to spread, to be adapted by other peoples, and the drive it has to innovate. (We had a Native American girl have a meltdown in class over the 'hardship to innovation' section)
 
I wonder why Jake never went to college? He has above average intelligence and it's not like college is especially hard to get into anyway.
He didn't seem to enjoy school much and his family was somewhat poor. It probably seemed like a waste of money for something he wouldn't get much out of.
 
He didn't seem to enjoy school much and his family was somewhat poor. It probably seemed like a waste of money for something he wouldn't get much out of.

Nah, given Jake’s age he could of gone in-state cheaply. The explosion in tuition costs increased sharply a few years after Jake graduated high school.

Call me crazy but if you were poor but smart working a bit harder for some scholarship money was the way to go. Hell Jake would have even been able to get the good old Pell Grants - free college money - after high school.

He’s just lazy and entitled. He even sad himself he figured he’d just ride out leeching off his mom and hoped it would all pan out somehow for him in the game industry (I think his masses vs massive was his one swing and a miss)
 
Sure, but given that he was a sullen school-hater, why spend any money whatsoever?
The Googleshng on education and why he didn't pursue it: https://archive.li/qzvcp
Seriously, get a load of this jagoff.

Oh, I was just saying money wasn’t the issue since him being poor was mentioned as a possible reason. Had Jake even been mildly interested in college he could have gone.

We all know Jake is way too smart for college. Professors would have had to pay him for sharing his vast expertise.

Edit: just read that absurd blog post. CT is full of terrible teachers according to Jake. Awful teacher who failed him even though he got every single answer right!! Best teacher was the one that let Jake teach the class some absurd (probably wrong) factoid. At the end he expects ppl to print off the blog post and pass it around. If one of his old teacher happens to get a copy he wants them to drop him a line about what they think of him being a “writer” lol.

I can only imagine if you got his teachers up to speed about what Jake was doing today they would have totally expected unemployed, obtuse, neckbeard living with mommy without even enough friends to RPG with. The fake troon stuff is probably the only thing about Jake they might find surprising.
 
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Sure, but given that he was a sullen school-hater, why spend any money whatsoever?
The Googleshng on education and why he didn't pursue it: https://archive.li/qzvcp
Seriously, get a load of this jagoff
At the end of the day, Jake is lazy and thinks an awful lot of himself, while at the same time his mom was unwilling to tell him to put his ego aside and make something of himself.

It also indicates that he was poorly supervised and poorly guided during high school.
 
Jake apparently RRRRREEEEE'd at a Connecticut senator's email address and was chimping about him "doing anything other than stonewall the hell out of the notion of Trump appointing another justice while under investigation and frankly power-mad." He got an email back from an aide which allegedly said something about "not until after the congressional election" and Jake was expecting to hear "not until that nazi piece of garbage is dragged out of the office he has no legitimate claim on."
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More politisperg Jake.
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Jake tries to slide into even more DMs, claims he has some "big ol' stories" about "trans themes and representation" in cyberpunk.
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JESSE SINGAL! How dare Twitter's Jack follow "freaking MIKE CERNOVICH"
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BLOCKLISTS! RANDI!
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Jake has lived in Connecticut for umpteen years, been claiming he was a true and honest troon (despite not having GID and thinking it isn't real) for nearly four years, and he doesn't even know any "trans supportive" things in the area.
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MILO
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RANDI! JESSE SINGAL!
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I presume he means his zoepost, Jake claims half the idiots who were giving him money for nothing on Patreon and "nearly every friend [he] had" sided with RANDI.
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What the fuck.
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Nobody replied to his earlier post. "Anyone happen to know of any decent resources for trans people in CT? Support groups, good therapists, places to shop, whatever. Ideally, that local trans women can vouch for." This August Jake will have been playing the fake tranny routine for four years. In four years, he has done absolutely nothing to "transition," and doesn't have a single contact in the local LGBT/trans community and instead tries to resort to the void that is Twitter. http://archive.li/qnDn3
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Cow crossover.
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Jake is still butthurt that VICE declined to pau him for his libelous conspiracy Googleshng about MILO.
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This is the world Jake Alley lives in, where Twitter is everything and a Homer Simpson avatar can be "mistaken for a Pepe" and result in "friendly fire blocks."
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MILO is a "known terrorist" according to Jake Alley.
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Cow crossover. Jake "ended up doing a lot of research a couple years back on exactly where every internet money handling site stood on nazis and pedophiles."
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Still sperging about his bad, incorrect cyberpunk take.
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Cow crossover. Last I checked, Jake spent months in 2016 begging for random people off Twitter to do every single thing for him when he pretended he urgently needed a "properly gendered passport" despite never leaving the house. "Shockingly easy" indeed.
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Some of his 2016 theatrics:
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He's apparently too dumb to google. Trans people tend to be younger, and thus, technologically savvy. They have listings, websites, etc for their groups, like lots of other people.He's not even trying, he just wants everything handed to him. Reminds me of Russell Greer a bit, who also wants fame and success handed to him without actually doing the work required for those things. But where Russell is a dick, and open about it (he's suing Taylor Swift for not giving him what he thinks he is owed, she owes him nothing), Jake tries to guilt people into catering to him.
 
He's apparently too dumb to google. Trans people tend to be younger, and thus, technologically savvy. They have listings, websites, etc for their groups, like lots of other people.He's not even trying, he just wants everything handed to him. Reminds me of Russell Greer a bit, who also wants fame and success handed to him without actually doing the work required for those things. But where Russell is a dick, and open about it (he's suing Taylor Swift for not giving him what he thinks he is owed, she owes him nothing), Jake tries to guilt people into catering to him.

He doesn't even actually want it handed to him. What use would it be to Jake if someone gave him a comprehensive list of local trans-friendly organizations? He'd just say "thanks" and ignore the tweet. He doesn't leave the house and isn't meaningfully trans outside of twitter and tabletop RPG games (Which he apparently doesn't even get to play anymore?)

Literally all he wants is to make himself seem victimized in the same ways that other trans people act victimized on the internet so that he can be part of the club on Twitter.
 
There's a lot to point out in this latest Googleshng about how unfair it is that Jake, an adult male who just had his 37th birthday, can't troon out because his mom said no. He is also extremely mad because his family knows all about his bullshit and has been taking measures to make sure that "older" relatives don't get swindled out of money and that he doesn't Googleshng to their children. http://archive.li/hTWIl
  • Jake complains that his mom told him he had never shown a single sign of being "trans" or said anything about it through his entire life, and he is mad that she didn't take him seriously when he "came out" at 35-years-old (again, Jake doesn't have GID and furthermore has stated he thinks it is not real, so of course he never did). Jake's counter to this is that he supposedly was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up and his said a "mommy" which supposedly happened "from like age 3 until however old [Jake] was when [he] worked out that that answer was met with violence." Previously, Jake whined that his mom had correctly identified the issue as Jake being indoctrinated into a cult after "internet people" had convinced Jake he was "trans," which is either 100% what happened (Jake has claimed to have known an implausible amount of "trans" people, such as half of a random RPG chat room trooning out, plus multiple people in Niantic if I recall) or a mix that plus the surge of transtrenderism plus Jake's rape and "magical transformation" fetishes.
  • Jake blames JESSE SINGAL's articles for Jake's family forcing him to attend therapy after he, at the age of 35~, started insisting he was really a 'woman' in spite of reality. Jake supposedly found a "series of doctors" who tried to enable Jake's delusion of being a troon, and his family dismissed them as "quacks." It's interesting that Jake tries to present his tale by omitting the fact that his family clearly knows something is wrong in his head. Internet Jake also explicitly claims that he is a "woman" or a "girl" or one of the "gals" (and he has said his family started monitoring at least his Tumblr due to his suicide baiting and obviously unhinged behavior), if he acts like that with them it is little wonder why not a single one caters to his fantasy.
  • Jake says his family members with young children have had to forbid them from talking to Jake lest he try to groom them into becoming troons.
  • "Older" family members have been "strongly encouraged" not to talk to Jake because they believe he will be trying to grift money from them for "The Surgery." Jake tries to say that troons begging for money for SRS is a "much older old wives' tale" that is meant to paint begging liars like Jake "as liars and grifters who "secretly need it for that" any time we ask for help with the various emergency expenses incurred when your family kicks you out on the street and no one will hire you." He also tries to say that troons don't need to beg for SRS money, despite Jake almost assuredly retweeting scores of ebegging for just that purpose over the years, and even Chloe Sagal, who Jake tried to use the suicide of to force people to talk to him on Twitter, was infamously exposed as lying and trying to scam $30,000~ for SRS back in 2013. Considering Jake has been begging people on the internet for money and toys, his family is 100% correct to have warned the "older" members that Jake will try to get money from them as well.
  • Jake claims his family believes HRT will damage his health and make him infertile and Jake doesn't "get how that works with Surgery concerns also on the table either."
  • Jake is back to implying he is going to be homeless again and linked to his ebegging Patreon and Amazon toy list "for anyone who wants to lend a hand while I try to get back on my feet from that."
  • "So yeah. Personally, despite being an adult, the scaremongering about trans kids took me from having to explain to people that no, this doesn't make me "gay" or have "some crossdressing fetish" to being cut off from my family and in need of a new home."
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There's a lot to point out in this latest Googleshng about how unfair it is that Jake, an adult male who just had his 37th birthday, can't troon out because his mom said no. He is also extremely mad because his family knows all about his bullshit and has been taking measures to make sure that "older" relatives don't get swindled out of money and that he doesn't Googleshng to their children. http://archive.li/hTWIl
  • Jake complains that his mom told him he had never shown a single sign of being "trans" or said anything about it through his entire life, and he is mad that she didn't take him seriously when he "came out" at 35-years-old (again, Jake doesn't have GID and furthermore has stated he thinks it is not real, so of course he never did). Jake's counter to this is that he supposedly was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up and his said a "mommy" which supposedly happened "from like age 3 until however old [Jake] was when [he] worked out that that answer was met with violence." Previously, Jake whined that his mom had correctly identified the issue as Jake being indoctrinated into a cult after "internet people" had convinced Jake he was "trans," which is either 100% what happened (Jake has claimed to have known an implausible amount of "trans" people, such as half of a random RPG chat room trooning out, plus multiple people in Niantic if I recall) or a mix that plus the surge of transtrenderism plus Jake's rape and "magical transformation" fetishes.
  • Jake blames JESSE SINGAL's articles for Jake's family forcing him to attend therapy after he, at the age of 35~, started insisting he was really a 'woman' in spite of reality. Jake supposedly found a "series of doctors" who tried to enable Jake's delusion of being a troon, and his family dismissed them as "quacks." It's interesting that Jake tries to present his tale by omitting the fact that his family clearly knows something is wrong in his head. Internet Jake also explicitly claims that he is a "woman" or a "girl" or one of the "gals" (and he has said his family started monitoring at least his Tumblr due to his suicide baiting and obviously unhinged behavior), if he acts like that with them it is little wonder why not a single one caters to his fantasy.
  • :story: Jake says his family members with young children have had to forbid them from talking to Jake lest he try to groom them into becoming troons.
  • "Older" family members have been "strongly encouraged" not to talk to Jake because they believe he will be trying to grift money from them for "The Surgery." Jake tries to say that troons begging for money for SRS is a "much older old wives' tale" that is meant to paint begging liars like Jake "as liars and grifters who "secretly need it for that" any time we ask for help with the various emergency expenses incurred when your family kicks you out on the street and no one will hire you." He also tries to say that troons don't need to beg for SRS money, despite Jake almost assuredly retweeting scores of ebegging for just that purpose over the years, and even Chloe Sagal, who Jake tried to use the suicide of to force people to talk to him on Twitter, was infamously exposed as lying and trying to scam $30,000~ for SRS back in 2013. Considering Jake has been begging people on the internet for money and toys, his family is 100% correct to have warned the "older" members that Jake will try to get money from them as well.
  • Jake claims his family believes HRT will damage his health and make him infertile and Jake doesn't "get how that works with Surgery concerns also on the table either."
  • Jake is back to implying he is going to be homeless again and linked to his ebegging Patreon and Amazon toy list "for anyone who wants to lend a hand while I try to get back on my feet from that."
  • "So yeah. Personally, despite being an adult, the scaremongering about trans kids took me from having to explain to people that no, this doesn't make me "gay" or have "some crossdressing fetish" to being cut off from my family and in need of a new home."
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