Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

I think the problem with that fine documentary about the glory of Kali-ma is that you delicate Western flowers thought the entirely accurate depiction of our cuisine was icky and racist. Spoken just like a white man who never had the pleasure of dining on chilled monkey brains.
I'm legit confused as to what in that movie was supposed to be racist. Is the food inaccurate? So much of the scene looks like it is at the expense of Indy's companions and making fun of their naivete while worldly, experienced Indy is chill about the differences.

Is it me or the problem being portraying non-westerners as... not western?
 
I'm legit confused as to what in that movie was supposed to be racist. Is the food inaccurate? So much of the scene looks like it is at the expense of Indy's companions and making fun of their naivete while worldly, experienced Indy is chill about the differences.

Is it me or the problem being portraying non-westerners as... not western?

Indian cuisine is nothing like that, for sure. The general explanation, I think, is that this is representative not of Indians or Hinduism but specifically of the depraved cult (er, I mean, fine, upstanding religious organization) that had taken over Pankot Palace.

Which brings us to another criticism: the depiction of Kali is completely fucked. While Kali is "the Destroyer," my admittedly poor understanding of Hinduism is that what's in the movie is laughably terrible and bears no resemblance to reality, not even the Thuggee cult (which was a real thing back in the day).

But none of that is the point. At the end of the day Temple of Doom is a throwback to pulp serials, which were concerned with adventure and excitement and danger and how foreign stuff was exotic and scary -- and there's specifically a huge debt owed to Gunga Din. Observe my inspiration, my light, my hero -- the Guru:


(And he was played by an Italian. Talk about racist!)

So I guess, to use a word I hate, the movie is sort of problematic (barf); the Indian government condemned it and might even have banned it ... but let's be serious. If you think real world Indians or Hindis are anything like what's in Temple of Doom, you're a moron. Just one more step in the inevitable journey toward not allowing any villains at all but straight white men.
 
So I guess, to use a word I hate, the movie is sort of problematic (barf); the Indian government condemned it and might even have banned it ... but let's be serious. If you think real world Indians or Hindis are anything like what's in Temple of Doom, you're a moron. Just one more step in the inevitable journey toward not allowing any villains at all but straight white men.
Well i never assumed anything in the movie was accurate. But then, never is any Christianity in movies either so why would another religion be any different?

Heck they can't even keep the Force straight and that's a religion ENTIRELY made up by Hollywood.
 
So I guess, to use a word I hate, the movie is sort of problematic (barf); the Indian government condemned it and might even have banned it ... but let's be serious. If you think real world Indians or Hindis are anything like what's in Temple of Doom, you're a moron.

Phantom Strider believed for a long time actual Hindus were like that, tho.
 
Fucking how? Yeah, Indy's going after artifacts based on stuff from Christianity, but the movies never shove religion down your throat, besides maybe Temple of Doom, but even then Christianity is barely mentioned in the movie. There's never a moment where everyone stops and says, "Gee, isn't Jesus just great?"

For fuck's sake, Indy himself breaks at least several commandments, most importantly murdering people, stealing shit, and refusing to talk to his father for decades. Trying to insinuate that somehow Indiana Jones is Judeo-Christian propaganda is laughable when you remember who the protagonist is.

And this guy's under Kathleen Kennedy you said? Jesus Christ, no wonder the people behind Star Wars are a bunch of chucklefucks.

The hilariously ironic part of all of it is that Indiana Jones himself was an atheist. These people don't give a shit about what is right infront of them, they just want to twist things to fit their own warped reality.
 
The hilariously ironic part of all of it is that Indiana Jones himself was an atheist. These people don't give a shit about what is right infront of them, they just want to twist things to fit their own warped reality.

You can make a pretty strong argument that part of Indiana Jones's arc is from atheist to believer -- compare his attitude toward the Ark of the Covenant, to "Do you believe, Marcus?" in the parallel scene in Last Crusade, to the "leap of faith" he takes just before finding the Holy Grail. It would make sense -- the guy is spared by the literal Angel of Death and finds the freaking Holy Grail itself along with proof of its divine powers. But someone finding faith (and really, what he really finds is his relationship with his father; everything else is pretty much just metaphor) is hardly "propaganda" ... or if it is, we're in for some very dreary and dull garbage from Disney-Lucasfilm in the future.
 
You can make a pretty strong argument that part of Indiana Jones's arc is from atheist to believer -- compare his attitude toward the Ark of the Covenant, to "Do you believe, Marcus?" in the parallel scene in Last Crusade, to the "leap of faith" he takes just before finding the Holy Grail. It would make sense -- the guy is spared by the literal Angel of Death and finds the freaking Holy Grail itself along with proof of its divine powers. But someone finding faith (and really, what he really finds is his relationship with his father; everything else is pretty much just metaphor) is hardly "propaganda" ... or if it is, we're in for some very dreary and dull garbage from Disney-Lucasfilm in the future.
It will make Young Indiana Jones look good in comparison, that's how much I don't trust the slack-jawed r.etards at Disney
 
Okay then I bet they will somehow make Crystal Skull look decent in comparison
It's really depressing on how accurate this is. At least I was able to laugh at some of Crystal Skull's awfulness. Somehow I don't think Indie 5 will even have that.

Someone needs to stop Disney in any way possible. Now I'm not advocating for senseless violence against innocent people, but I sure wouldn't oppose it ;)
 
It's really depressing on how accurate this is. At least I was able to laugh at some of Crystal Skull's awfulness. Somehow I don't think Indie 5 will even have that.

Someone needs to stop Disney in any way possible. Now I'm not advocating for senseless violence against innocent people, but I sure wouldn't oppose it ;)

I think it's already starting to stop. I predict that Star Wars Episode 9, Indie Five (If it gets made) the live action Aladdin movie and Toy Story 4 will be the slap in the face Disney needs t0 get them back on track and stop pandering to the woke crowd.
 
Indian cuisine is nothing like that, for sure. The general explanation, I think, is that this is representative not of Indians or Hinduism but specifically of the depraved cult (er, I mean, fine, upstanding religious organization) that had taken over Pankot Palace.

Which brings us to another criticism: the depiction of Kali is completely fucked. While Kali is "the Destroyer," my admittedly poor understanding of Hinduism is that what's in the movie is laughably terrible and bears no resemblance to reality, not even the Thuggee cult (which was a real thing back in the day).

But none of that is the point. At the end of the day Temple of Doom is a throwback to pulp serials, which were concerned with adventure and excitement and danger and how foreign stuff was exotic and scary.

I'm going to go ahead and confess that Temple of Doom was my favourite Indy movie. The action was wild (mine-cart chase), the performances were great (especially Mola Ram: "Drop them, Dr. Jones. They will be found, you won't! (Laughs) GET NOOOOOOW!!!), and whilst it involved even less actual archaeology than the first it wasn't any less fun.

Like Crystal Skull, things can only go down from here. I heard they planned to replace Indy with a legacy woman/daughter which already sounds stupid since the fucking franchise is named after him.

On the subject of Star Wars, what was the name of that retarded novel where all the characters fart and have a laugh about it?

the live action Aladdin movie

That's not likely to be rejected in my opinion. If Black Panther can do great, Aladdin is - regrettably - going to do fine in the box office. It's probably going to be Americanised culture in everything but the cast, but people are so stupid nowadays they won't care.
 
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It's really depressing on how accurate this is. At least I was able to laugh at some of Crystal Skull's awfulness. Somehow I don't think Indie 5 will even have that.
I don't know what could be worse than nuking the fridge, but Disney will find a way to fuck up Indy the same way they did to Star Wars.

I think it's already starting to stop. I predict that Star Wars Episode 9, Indie Five (If it gets made) the live action Aladdin movie and Toy Story 4 will be the slap in the face Disney needs t0 get them back on track and stop pandering to the woke crowd.
Toy Story 4 won't, but certainly SW Episode 9 and the live action Aladdin movie will backfire hard and force them to change their strategy. In fact, the Aladdin movie will bomb harder than John Carter and Lone Ranger combined. I bet Indy 5 won't get made since Harrison Ford is too old already and how Kathleen Kennedy is retarded at her job.

As another slap to the face for Disney, I bet you also that all of 20th Century Fox and its subsidiaries under the Disney umbrella will struggle and underperform for them, which would force them to sell it back to the either the Murdochs or to someone. I doubt 20th Century Fox under Disney will perform well under them than they were under the Murdochs. The MCU will start to go the SJW route like Star Wars while it becomes irrelevant after Avengers 4, which is a guarantee fact.
 
Recent or old eu?

There was an old EU version of this? I was referring to the one where Poe attends a wedding and everybody blows guffs during the vows which results in resounding laughter. It sounded like one of the most repugnant additions to SW canon outside of the movies, and that's from someone who hated Starkiller to his core.
 
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I think it's already starting to stop. I predict that Star Wars Episode 9, Indie Five (If it gets made) the live action Aladdin movie and Toy Story 4 will be the slap in the face Disney needs t0 get them back on track and stop pandering to the woke crowd.
I don't see this train stopping anytime soon. Shit just seems to keep getting shittier, like some form of media/cultural entropy.
Also funny that your intern buddy liked Crystal Skull for being the most "scientific" despite it being the most absurd in the franchise and responsible for having "nuking the fridge" almost replace "jumping the shark" because of its absurdity, and that scene where the "Close Encounters" alien (technically not an alien according to the writers, but an "interdimensional being" or some crap) looks down at the russian girl with his angry little smirk looks so silly I honestly cringed internally. But the nuclear blast shit still makes me cringe the most and how hard people tried to defend it. At least evil cultists who can tear out hearts are easy to rationalize it as being part of the vast and unknowable mysteries of the supernatural, but with a fucking nuke, that's something we know all too well and your "rational" buddy seems to be superficial if anything if he can enjoy such a mess yet diss anything simply because it has interesting spiritual implications. Anyway it seemed like every Indie movie delved into a different aspect of the divine or mystical, and the video games continued this by delving into Chinese religions and mysticism which honestly sounds like it would've been a better idea for Indie 4 to continue.

Anyway, I can easily see Disney making something that actually makes the Crystal Skull look good by comparison. But hell, most "fans" are saying they're hoping Disney has Indie drink the fountain of youth and have his younger self be played by the guy who did Han in Solo. To think that's the kind of writing people are hoping for is honestly saddening. But I guess to them its better to have Indie continue his adventures into the 21st century while being played by a mediocre actor than have him stick around in the problematic 30s, 40s and 50s.

But enough about my Indie rant and let's bring up Star Wars again for a second. Apparently Rian gets easily drawn into arguments on Twitter. He apparently even argued against a guy who posted a quote by Lucas himself, so it was as if Rian was trying to diss Lucas in a way. The end result was him giving a half-assed "apology" then blocking the guy he was arguing with.
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Recent or old eu?
If you guys are talking about what I think you're talking about, then its from the New EU. Old EU never had fart fetishists or tumblrtypes (unless you count the rampant veganism in some stories). Closest thing were the occasional furfag species, like those Seloninan otter fags.
There was an old EU version of this? I was referring to the one where Poe attends a wedding and everybody blows guffs during the vows which results in resounding laughter. It sounded like one of the most repugnant additions to SW canon outside of the movies, and that's from someone who hated Starkiller to his core.
The story you're looking for was this one: https://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Join_the_Resistance:_Escape_from_Vodran
It was incredibly gassy and just one example of the many... "questionable" new books and comics that have been released since the Disney buyout.
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he story you're looking for was this one: https://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Join_the_Resistance:_Escape_from_Vodran
It was incredibly gassy and just one example of the many... "questionable" new books and comics that have been released since the Disney buyout.
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This is official? You could have told me this was some bizarre fart fetish fan fiction and that would have been a thousand times more believable than if you said it was official. Jesus Christ this is awful.
 
This is official? You could have told me this was some bizarre fart fetish fan fiction and that would have been a thousand times more believable than if you said it was official. Jesus Christ this is awful.
Its official. Disney and Kennedy honestly don't care what gets approved or how bad it is. What matters is that the content creators are either popular with the "hip twitter crowd" (like Chuck Wendig) or share Kennedy's ideologies (like Rian Johnson).
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