Bad webcomics

[kcbbq]

The baby t-rex arms keep getting smaller.

They don't seem connected to the body, either. Can genderspecials do the Mazenkaizer Z rocket punch or something?

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

They don't seem connected to the body, either. Can genderspecials do the Mazenkaizer Z rocket punch or something?

They're Rayman-kin.

 

[Pop-Tart]

Pic for ants but its what I got, and sums all of this up.

Seriously what is with all these adulting comics.

Gonna take the low hanging armchair shrink bit here. Because these people are just fucking children mentally. Doing everyday tasks are literal oppression to them because they don't know actual work.

 

[Nekromantik]

I swear to god I hate how ugly and simple the art is. I hate how the humor is just " lol adulting is haaard" or "I'm a goober with my boyfriend look at how cute we are!!!"

This is in the same vein. Note the leg hair? How could you miss it?!

I really dislike both these comics for 2 reasons.

1. The big headed art style makes them look like children. Our Super Adventure looks like gross hairy children. And that art style doesn't work with showing adults in any sort of romantic situations. It just looks creepy.

2. What strips I've see of both comics makes the girls looks like clingy barely functioning girl children. It's just cringy and sad, but I see them posted in a lot of places with comments screaming "SO ME!"

 

[morninghomo]

I really dislike both these comics for 2 reasons.

1. The big headed art style makes them look like children. Our Super Adventure looks like gross hairy children. And that art style doesn't work with showing adults in any sort of romantic situations. It just looks creepy.

2. What strips I've see of both comics makes the girls looks like clingy barely functioning girl children. It's just cringy and sad, but I see them posted in a lot of places with comments screaming "SO ME!"

we never see these kinda comics written by men, do we
i think its partially because being useless an a failure as an adult is actually shameful for a man and not cute, and partially because men just generally dont tend to BE the kinda "xDDD IM SO QUIRKY AND SPECIAL" kinda ppl
i wonder if those even exist, id love to see em

 

[LucasSomething]

A Matter of Life and Death started out with a nice intro. It had an interesting art style that was immediately appealing, and the character designs worked within that style. It introduced Death as the main character, sardonic and dour as one might expect. The story then proceeds to show that when not "on the job," Death has a softer side to him. By the fourth page, it hints at a romantic thread between Death and Life, which is not an uncommon idea, and the tone so far feels like it can carry such a thread in a subtle way.

The story very quickly becomes a somewhat stereotypical boys love story, and the characters turn into the basic whiny and unnecessarily feminine kind you'd expect from yaoi. The tone completely shifts, and the world building also gets a tad too involved and weird, while also feeling incredibly derivative of preexisting properties.

As well, the comic falls victim to a somewhat abrupt, and not necessarily for-the-better, art style change. Sudden sameface and a weird dead eye effect, and with the lack of a graphic black&white look, the character designs start to look odd.

All in all, a comic with some promising first few pages, that almost immediately turns out to be a dumb mess.

Spoiler: First Page

Spoiler: Style change introduced

Spoiler: What current pages look like.

Spoiler: The patreon banner sums up where things went wrong

On grabbing links, I noticed the author/artist has changed their name on tapas to "100% Woke." Very professional.

I never saw this one and i felt dissapointed. The first page might not be the most detailed but it has a pretty unique, androgynous and creepy artstyle and while the premise is a bit cliche it'sstill interesting enough. But now it looks so generic and boring, the monochrome makes the characters look blushing all the time, and they probably are since it's turned into another yaoi webcomic now.

It's a path i see in a lot of garbage webcomics, starts promising and then quickly devolves into a boring (probably lgbt) romance.

Seriously what is with all these adulting comics.

Millenials.

Character: Haha i should probably do something productive with my life.
*doesn't*
Viewer: OMG so #relatable XDDD

 

[Donovan the Man]

I hate this comic so much is really creepy and weird. The character are written less like husband and wife and more like a father and his mentally handicapped daughter. If this is a real depiction of a relationship and not some female incel fantasy it has be incredibly frustrating for husband to deal with her or some straight up fetish shit.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

we never see these kinda comics written by men, do we
i think its partially because being useless an a failure as an adult is actually shameful for a man and not cute, and partially because men just generally dont tend to BE the kinda "xDDD IM SO QUIRKY AND SPECIAL" kinda ppl
i wonder if those even exist, id love to see em

WHOMP! would qualify if the punch-line for most of the non-psychotic ones wasn't "Robbie is a pathetic NEET and a social cripple."

 

[Aquinas]

Whomp is fucking great

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I really dislike both these comics for 2 reasons.

1. The big headed art style makes them look like children. Our Super Adventure looks like gross hairy children. And that art style doesn't work with showing adults in any sort of romantic situations. It just looks creepy.

2. What strips I've see of both comics makes the girls looks like clingy barely functioning girl children. It's just cringy and sad, but I see them posted in a lot of places with comments screaming "SO ME!"

'Super Adventure' in particular is literally just that single "punchline" done over and over again with almost no variation.

 

[Pop-Tart]

Literally the same joke or theme forever. "TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF IS HARD " Also imagine being a full grown adult and still complaining about vegetables.

On top of that I am like 95% sure this artist used to work for for buzzfeed which makes all of this make only more sense.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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Literally the same joke or theme forever. "TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF IS HARD " Also imagine being a full grown adult and still complaining about vegetables.

On top of that I am like 95% sure this artist used to work for for buzzfeed which makes all of this make only more sense.

Casing on bullet after being fired...resisting urge to gun sperg...

 

[UtopiaGuy]

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On top of that I am like 95% sure this artist used to work for for buzzfeed which makes all of this make only more sense.

You're correct. The artist formerly know as Buzzfeed Adam left there earlier this year, I think, and now does comics independently as Adam Tots. Oddly enough, he has improved if only extremely slightly marginally since leaving Buzzfeed.

 

[knightlautrec]

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Literally the same joke or theme forever. "TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF IS HARD " Also imagine being a full grown adult and still complaining about vegetables.

On top of that I am like 95% sure this artist used to work for for buzzfeed which makes all of this make only more sense.

He did. I used to kinda find his stuff funny until I realised it was the same punchline over and over again.

There's nothing funny about perpetual children in their late 20s complaining about 'adulting' and how hard responsibilities are. Idk who fucked up this generation but they did an A class job ensuring the future is full of these morons.

 

[2_blank_spaces]

Have you seen the layers of the same face he uses for every comic?

 

[Zarkov]

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Literally the same joke or theme forever. "TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF IS HARD "

Given how greasy and unkempt that particular brand of angry millenials tend to be, I'm starting to think there must indeed be something that prevents them from taking care of themselves, like a genetic defect or something.

But it doesn't matter to them since telling one of those fucks to make some effort to not look like a hobo is ableist.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Have you seen the layers of the same face he uses for every comic?

Credit where credit's due, he actually stopped doing this once he went independent and started putting a bit more effort into his work, which led to a lot of people joking that Buzzfeed actively sucks the souls out of its creators. Unfortunately, the strip itself is still mostly the same generic "adulting is hard" fare.

 

[Commander Keen]

Around the turn of the century, back when I was still chugging along on a 28.8kb/s dial up connection, I read a strip called Ozy and Millie. I was a huge Calvin and Hobbes fan and I recall finding the strip when someone suggested it and said it was as close to Calvin and Hobbes as you could get.

https://ozyandmillie.org/1998/04/29/ozy-and-millie-2/

I want to say I was 15 or 16 at the time. Ozy and Millie seems to still have a following and is still regarded as "pretty good" and did win awards.

Then the artist made a comic series called Raine Dog.

http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Raine_Dog

I did not see this comic mentioned in the thread. Raine Dog is pretty out there and I was shocked to learn that the artist also did Ozy and Millie. Then the pieces started to fall into place, the artist is a graduate of Evergreen College (the day of absence college, if you remember that shitstorm) and is a tranny par excellence married to a dude. I only saw 13 hits when I searched "Dana Simpson" here on the farms, but I would say Raine Dog is one of the worst comics I've read. Especially since I did enjoy Ozy and Millie when I was a young and impressionable teenager.

 

[TowinKarz]

SImpson came oh-so-close to being a normal and successful cartoonist, but he couldn't get away from his Evergreen roots and drank the lefty KoolAide HARD in the early 00s and eventually got so blitzed on it he chopped off his dick to prove how much he hated Bush.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Around the turn of the century, back when I was still chugging along on a 28.8kb/s dial up connection, I read a strip called Ozy and Millie. I was a huge Calvin and Hobbes fan and I recall finding the strip when someone suggested it and said it was as close to Calvin and Hobbes as you could get.

https://ozyandmillie.org/1998/04/29/ozy-and-millie-2/

I want to say I was 15 or 16 at the time. Ozy and Millie seems to still have a following and is still regarded as "pretty good" and did win awards.

Then the artist made a comic series called Raine Dog.

http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Raine_Dog

I did not see this comic mentioned in the thread. Raine Dog is pretty out there and I was shocked to learn that the artist also did Ozy and Millie. Then the pieces started to fall into place, the artist is a graduate of Evergreen College (the day of absence college, if you remember that shitstorm) and is a tranny par excellence married to a dude. I only saw 13 hits when I searched "Dana Simpson" here on the farms, but I would say Raine Dog is one of the worst comics I've read. Especially since I did enjoy Ozy and Millie when I was a young and impressionable teenager.

The artist has a shaving fetish and routinely has children (mostly little girls) being shaved in his comics. They have an actual published newspaper comic series and can't refrained from their shaving fetish in it.