DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Draza]

[2018-07-02 22:45:48 UTC] emperorswagginz: @AnonySaurusRex I'm going to buy 25k and 10k bits soon
[2018-07-02 22:46:25 UTC] emperorswagginz: @AnonySaurusRex Yes I'm going to do a 35k cheer and the message will be "shoutout to Anony"
[2018-07-02 22:47:23 UTC] emperorswagginz: @darksydevader sometime this week and it will be around 30-35k I'm going to save some bits in case I have some questions.
[2018-07-02 22:50:00 UTC] emperorswagginz: @TheLordLambv3 yeah that's Vidar. It was over the course of his time on Twitch. Not all at once.
[2018-07-02 22:50:29 UTC] emperorswagginz: @TheLordLambv3 I'm on that leaderboard too! In 6th place sadly.
[2018-07-02 22:51:24 UTC] emperorswagginz: @bigballsbausley around there. sometime this week.
[2018-07-02 22:51:39 UTC] emperorswagginz: @TheLordLambv3 LUL
[2018-07-02 22:51:56 UTC] emperorswagginz: I'm thinking it might be tomorrow or for the 4th

What a sad bunch losers. Lord have mercy on them when reality hits them in the face like a shovel.

 

[Prince Lotor]

i wouldn't be surprised if he only picked videos where he did well (i'm sure that's why he's been watching his stuff recently), and his reactions will be:
*throw his arms up*
*stupid celebratory masturbation*
*ARF ARF ARF ARF*
*MUH 4TH PLACE WIN*


it doesn't matter though, whatever wins, phil will just hijack it and play what he wants because "ALOT OV PEEPOL SAID DETRACTORS PICKED DAT AND SO ILL PLAY THIS ONE" or "ILL DO DAT ONE LATER, OKAY?" and never get to it

Damn, that's true. I was just thinking how funny it would be if people forced him to watch and react to videos he made with Leanna in them, or parts of his 'The Godfather' playthrough featuring Leanna trying to explain how not be an exceptional couch monkey at the game and Dave shouting, 'BAPEDI, BAPEDI, BAPEDI, BAP, BAP, BAP!!!!(Dave's Italiano)' every time she speaks to try to drown her out.

 

[Wing Zero]

What a sad bunch losers. Lord have mercy on them when reality hits them in the face like a shovel.

Princess lost the right to mercy when he made it apparent that he knows about Vidar's prior stupidity/realization and is still hellbent on copying it just so he can say he's number one.

 

[gaarashatan]

[2018-07-02 22:45:48 UTC] emperorswagginz: @AnonySaurusRex I'm going to buy 25k and 10k bits soon
[2018-07-02 22:46:25 UTC] emperorswagginz: @AnonySaurusRex Yes I'm going to do a 35k cheer and the message will be "shoutout to Anony"
[2018-07-02 22:47:23 UTC] emperorswagginz: @darksydevader sometime this week and it will be around 30-35k I'm going to save some bits in case I have some questions.
[2018-07-02 22:50:00 UTC] emperorswagginz: @TheLordLambv3 yeah that's Vidar. It was over the course of his time on Twitch. Not all at once.
[2018-07-02 22:50:29 UTC] emperorswagginz: @TheLordLambv3 I'm on that leaderboard too! In 6th place sadly.
[2018-07-02 22:51:24 UTC] emperorswagginz: @bigballsbausley around there. sometime this week.
[2018-07-02 22:51:39 UTC] emperorswagginz: @TheLordLambv3 LUL
[2018-07-02 22:51:56 UTC] emperorswagginz: I'm thinking it might be tomorrow or for the 4th

what is this, "im on the leaderboard too!"? its like some kind of epeen contest amongst whales to see who the pig likes the most. its so fkin pathetic and cringy

 

[actually]

Hoooooly shit, what a loser (just from today):

thelordlambv3 cheered [11] times: $212.00 (avg. cheer of $19.27; 90.52% of total)

 

[PomegranateKing]

So I'm sitting at home, tired from work, and feel a chill run down my spine. A premonition has hit me. It's that feeling you get when you realize you've left the oven on after a few hours. A sinking feeling permeates my mood.

I check my wall of detractor memes. You know, the peg board we all secretly have at home, multiple lines of multi-colored yarn connecting everything into a cohesive whole. I carress the mauve colored yarn that connects Fred Fuchs, The Falcon, and a plastic bat shoved in a twat.

Then it hits me. Dsp has found it.

I start ripping down the photos and conspiracies. I throw them haphazardly onto my bed. The pegs clatter to the floor.

Guys, DSP has obtained immortality. He's a meme now.

It used to be about how dsp *made* memes. Toxicity, blocking, these are all DSP memes. But the man himself is a meme. He wakes up as a meme. He lives as a meme. He consumes memes. He dates memes. He showers in memes. He shits memes. His body is a meme-powered meme. He breathes memes in and exhales memes. His name is a meme.

Imagine if everything you did was a meme. If you attracted memes and fed them.

I toss myself on the bed filled with memes.

This... this is...

Poorly made.

 

[Haunter]

Pop into Phil's stream for about 2 minutes. The inanity I was witness too:

The reason Phil's dropped 50 subs since he last checked is, according to Phil, because a lot of those people came in for Detroit: Become Human, and since there's no new games, they all dropped off.

"EmperorSwagginz chee- oh, excuse me. EmperorSwagginz asked"... He's so used to interacting with chat, and Swagginz in particular, through cheers that even when a question is asked without a monetary value attached, he automatically goes to "cheered".

Someone asks about exercise. To "get the circulation going", he walks around the house for 20 minutes. "Sometimes Kat's here, I talk to her", is an example of what happens in this strenuous, heat-pounding routine. "Do I have 'extra-special' equipment? No!" Who needs "extra-special" workout equipment when you can just wander around your house.

That was 2 random minutes.

 

[FalsePositive]

Phil constantly bitches that he didn't do the things he did, and he did the things he didn't do. All the while there being nothing he could do.

There, I saved anyone from ever having to watch one of his dogshit streams.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I haven't seen Phil this salty playing a fighting game online in a long time lol.

Its a niche fighter for hardcores so hes getting bodied over and over rwhile chat spams salt emotes.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Pop into Phil's stream for about 2 minutes. The inanity I was witness too:

The reason Phil's dropped 50 subs since he last checked is, according to Phil, because a lot of those people came in for Detroit: Become Human, and since there's no new games, they all dropped off.

"EmperorSwagginz chee- oh, excuse me. EmperorSwagginz asked"... He's so used to interacting with chat, and Swagginz in particular, through cheers that even when a question is ask without a monetary value attached, he automatically goes to "cheered".

Someone asks about exercise. To "get the circulation going", he walks around the house for 20 minutes. "Sometimes Kat's here, I talk to her", is an example of what happens in this strenuous, heat-pounding routine. "Do I have 'extra-special' equipment? No!" Who needs "extra-special" workout equipment when you can just wander around your house.

That was 2 random minutes.

LOL so he just does laps walking around his house? I picture him walking aimlessly around house wandering into different rooms. Kat has a gym membership she must think he's nuts.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

He just 3-0'd some random scrub but he's so used to raging that he was actually making excuses FOR the guy. "She could've blocked that, it came out so late..." "Wow dood I can't believe that actually hit the delay was so bad"

 

[Haunter]

LOL so he just does laps walking around his house? I picture him walking aimlessly around house wandering into different rooms. Kat has a gym membership she must think he's nuts.

Besides talking to Kat when she's there, another example he gave was something like "look at my phone". I forgot his exact wording, so I didn't quote it.

It seems when asked a question that may paint him poorly, Phil's go to move is to add credibility to his lie with a list of multiple reasons. Except he can't come up with multiple credible reasons on the spot.

 

[actually]

Shoutout to CallMeBeggar on twitter for originating the term "wagequit" for when Phil quits a game due to low "participation", as he appears to be doing for EX Layer.

 

[Sarutobi]

Pop into Phil's stream for about 2 minutes. The inanity I was witness too:

The reason Phil's dropped 50 subs since he last checked is, according to Phil, because a lot of those people came in for Detroit: Become Human, and since there's no new games, they all dropped off.

"EmperorSwagginz chee- oh, excuse me. EmperorSwagginz asked"... He's so used to interacting with chat, and Swagginz in particular, through cheers that even when a question is ask without a monetary value attached, he automatically goes to "cheered".

Someone asks about exercise. To "get the circulation going", he walks around the house for 20 minutes. "Sometimes Kat's here, I talk to her", is an example of what happens in this strenuous, heat-pounding routine. "Do I have 'extra-special' equipment? No!" Who needs "extra-special" workout equipment when you can just wander around your house.

That was 2 random minutes.

I'm not surprised considering the fact that Phil considers grocery shopping as exercise. Like at the very least get some weights. Doesn't need to be anything fancy. Just walking around the house isn't going to do jack shit for him! But again this is Phil we are talking about!

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

So I guess this is as good a time as any with the recent greenscreen and mah setup talk of his, but why the fuck does he still sit on that old ass love seat?

Like dave got a free gaming chair, why not just move a few things around and sit in that, I changed my room around within the last year and just find myself more comfortable using my desk chair whenever im gaming on any screen.

It would do so much for his fucking health, like it’s gotta be a pain on his old ass broken back to constantly be jerking from the left to the right because he’s got his TV on one side and his twitch chat on the other, but I also notice he does a lot of Leaning in or hunching over, probably a combination of poor eyesight or just some weird tick when he’s actually attempting to do well at a game.

It just seems like pure, unadulterated madness to keep sitting on some old love seat every fucking day instead of using a brand new gaming chair he got for free....but this is dave.

 

[FallGout]

It just seems like pure, unadulterated madness to keep sitting on some old love seat every fucking day instead of using a brand new gaming chair he got for free....but this is dave.

The chair he got looks pretty shitty though. Wouldn't help him though because he doesn't even know how to sit down correctly, he sits with his back not against the backrest vibrating like a retard.

 

[gaarashatan]

I'm not surprised considering the fact that Phil considers grocery shopping as exercise. Like at the very least get some weights. Doesn't need to be anything fancy. Just walking around the house isn't going to do jack shit for him! But again this is Phil we are talking about!

i would think anything but having his fat ass on that loveseat is exercise to him

Like dave got a free gaming chair, why not just move a few things around and sit in that, I changed my room around within the last year and just find myself more comfortable using my desk chair whenever im gaming on any screen.

well, dont you know. phils back hurts if he sits and drives in a car for 20mins. the loveseat is the only thing thats good for him. that and bacon grease

 

[Phalanx]

Phil was recently asked about his activity and exercise, this all probably necroed from the fact Khat (soulmaid) goes to the gym frequently, you can tell since her March appearance, her shoulders have definitely got more defined. Anyway Dave responded that to be active he walks round the house and talk to Soulmaid on the phone.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!????

well this shows 2 things; Phil is fucking terrified of Leanne 2.0 occurring again, that is her actually talking to people and the haze lifting then she realises Dave is a cunt and leaves his sorry ass. 2) Dave's mentality is so warped that his idea of exercise is walking round his townhouse.

I think 2018 is interesting because this year we have really seen the mental unravelling of Dave; it all came to head post Panda leaving.

May - July 2017 / Panda left at around this point and the collapse was happening in his relationship. We can definitely confirm Leanne left him at this point, you can tell by how he avoids it like the plague because it makes him look bad or weak.

July - September / GinsydePhil - Started drinking heavily he met Soulmaid online via twitter however they had not really met at this point. However he starts to really panic in general about detractors as I think he suddenly realised that they communicate privately and in forums and mostly all respect each other and are not the SoK. Also he thought that the SoK collapsing would be the end of it.

October is when we really start to see Dave's true temperament as you had from this point Wardog/ taxes and him trying constantly to retcon his history (when its all public domain ffs but whatever cant stop retardation I guess?) From this point his paranoia is growing and he leaves the house once a week.

I think its all coming to head as he realises as he enters near 40, he is essentially fucked, he has no family or friends, his relationship is one based on dependence and suspension and keeping her on a leash. His income is based on a button click and if it clocks wrong he is up shit creek and he has no investment or education. Dave is in the winter of the youtube celebrity cycle but he wont die because he is truly a cockroach.

 

[gaarashatan]

but he wont die because he is truly a cockroach.

when you rly think about it, his life is like a bunch of strings tied together into a single rope with scissors flying around. its not hard to imagine phil being homeless and dying alone in the coming years. and hell probably blame us for him being in the state he is, all the negativity that "follows him". definitely not him and his excessive swearing and need to call others retarded even in a dumb cooking video. and honestly, i would feel bad for the human part of me, but my logic part is you reap what you sow. good riddance. 40 years old. let that sink in for just a moment. repeat it if you have to, imagine someone dam near a grandpa acting like phil does, it goes right past pathetic and borders disgusting at that point. hes been given enough chances to change his life and redeem himself. he can die begging as a real bum for all i care

 

[Clop]

his relationship is one based on dependence and suspension and keeping her on a leash

Some women float their boat like that, more power to her if that's her thing.