Social Justice Warriors - Now With Less Feminism Sperging

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SAT AT A TABLE?!?!?!
 
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Well the guardian is outdoing itself on the worthless SJW whining scale today.
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We have
a) desperate attempt to mine for outrage and fuel for a REEEEEEEEE mob by targeting a corporation that is already kowtowing to SJWs for facile reasons, solely to make the writer look more "woke" for pulling conspiracies of why it is evil out her ass
b) obsession with worthless childrens media as issues of existential importance because disney princesses generally being white and not horrifically ugly is apparently fueling white supremacy and pedophilia.
c) pushing the agenda within the piece in setting the narrative that "X CHARACTER IS 100% CONFIRMED LGBT BE MAD IF SHES NOT IN NEXT FILM!" because a writer 7 years ago shrugged when asked
d) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRUUUUUUUUUUMP! in the first paragraph. In an article whining about now ancient disney films.
e) HASHTAG #METOO BECAUSE THE PRINCE IN 1940S SNOW WHITE WAS A FFFUCKING WHITE MAAAAAAAAALE!
f) hilarious accidental racism by dismissing Moana as not being sexually attractive because of her appearence and colour
g) all this (and far more) penned by a smug looking womyn-of-coloreds chick with hideous hair, a pretentious name, and a record of identical whine pieces about similar non-issues

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Elsa from Frozen has been chilling in her ice closet for a long time: the hit Disney musical was released in the UK in 2013. Since then, like passive-aggressive Christmas carollers who won’t go away, fans have taunted her with the loaded words, “Do you want to build a snowman? … Come out the door,” while she stalks through her fortress of solitude like Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard, or US first lady Melania Trump.

Elsa may soon be building a snowman without shame or secrecy: the film’s director and writer, Jennifer Lee, is considering bringing the ice regent’s homosexuality out to thaw in a Disney dawn of acceptance and financial profit in the Frozen sequel.

This seems in step with its audience’s views. According to a YouGov poll of people happy enough to answer a YouGov poll on Disney princesses, 49% of British fans would be “comfortable” with a gay Disney princess, and even more would be comfortable with one who was overweight, a feminist, more than 40 years old, non-white and even a parent. Great! I’m nearly all those things. I say we play those excellent odds, bundle them together and introduce a full roster of non-white, middle-aged, body-positive separatist feminist single mother lesbian queens. You know: the way Wonder Woman’s Amazon island should have been. We can call it Disney: The Collective.

When it comes to desired characteristics of Disney princesses, the usual things come up in YouGov’s poll: independence, confidence, intelligence, ambition and bravery. Nobody wants a protagonist who is a needy, dim, mousy coward with no life goals. But the top quality? Kindness. You’re joking. Disney princes should be kinder – like that manipulative hostage-taker and groomer the Beast, or the prince in Sleeping Beauty who sexually assaults a drugged-by-magic princess. These are the Disney douchebags who need a kindness makeover, or a prison sentence.

This poll, while seeming to probe the wokeness of the Mouseketeers, is just another Miss World beauty pageant for assessing and ranking women. Who is the nicest, the fairest, the sweetest in the land? Which girl-woman, tiny-waisted fantasy figure, exotic or not, occupies the impossible sweet spot of nice face, true heart, great hair, good humour, fine mind, high spirits, brave soul and strong resolve?

No woman, real or cartoon, can match up to that. What I want to know about Disney is this: how does it treat the women and people of colour in its own company? How much does it pay us? How does it treat its cleaners and support staff, its new mothers and the young women who want to work in the industry? What are its pitch meetings like: 10 rich, loud-talking men around a table, inventing poor “diverse” heroines? Is it time for Disney to hear a #MeToo song?

In the YouGov poll, Moana, Mulan and Merida from Brave (a lovely and strange matriarchal story based on Celtic myth) won in the best role model category. But of all the princesses, only Moana escapes being presented as lithe, nubile, big-eyed and sexually alluring to straight adult men (in a cartoon for little children!). And of the many producers, directors and writers of these three films with their great role models, 90% are white and male. So, in Disneyland head office, you and your team of bros feminist-wash or brown-wash a film, the global audience feels a lovely glow – and all the profits seem to flow to white men.
In life as in fairytales, the truth comes out in the end. The kicker is when YouGov asks people to rank their favourite Disney princesses. Out of 14, the top six chosen are white. Of the non-white women, Tiana from The Princess and the Frog is rock bottom and Pocahontas second from bottom. Jasmine, Moana and Mulan cluster behind Merida, Rapunzel (fun girl, great hair, hostage), Cinderella (domestic slave goes to party, meets a foot fetishist, marries up), Ariel (gets a boyfriend, loses her athletic ability and her literal voice) and Belle (trafficked by her father, sold to a dog). The winner? Snow White, the ultimate masochist. Finds her bliss cleaning seven men’s toilet.

Disney reaches a huge, young audience that is absorbing and internalising white supremacy, the tyranny of femininity, female isolation (few of the princesses have prominent female friends), ageism against women (so many Disney villains are older women), the class system (if in doubt, marry rich), bullshit romantic myths and US cultural dominance. Disney is the western patriarchal capitalist industrialist complex in cartoon form and its female characters are overwhelmingly beautiful, feminine, sexualised, nubile, Aryan, thin, young and adorable, like snack items modelled out of refined sugar. When its fans aren’t carefully answering poll questions to make themselves look open-minded and just list their favourites, they reveal that they like their princesses just like their Starbucks coffees: hot, skinny and white.
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PurpleDude said:
Ben. Shapiro. Is. A. JEW. You fucking idiot.
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Nigger Jews have been declared nazis for being right wing/centrist/left wing/HARD left for like 2 years now. Basically if you piss off establishment/corporate-woke media people or politicians you are officially a nazi. Just look at fucking Uncle Boiney Sanders and the fact he is still being declared a nazi alt right sympathiser by the extra-chromosome peanut gallery.

Piga Dgrifm said:
"Why won't Disney just make all their princesses overweight Mammy caricatures like Tumblr draws them?"
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Its like I said on the SJW art thread. These people are trying to bully creators and corporations into making every and all popular characters resemble the likes of Tarana Burke...
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...just so they can immidiately switch around and start screeching about how they are now pushing racist and dehumanising caricatures of womyn of colored.

Its a never ending spiral of autistic whining and tantrums that can only be stopped by...well tbh it can be pretty easily stopped the moment somebody says "no. I dont care what you think" and then doesnt fall for the "WE WILL CALL YOU NAMES ON SOCIAL MEDIA THAT WILL DESTROY YOUR BUSINESS!" schtick
 
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Judge Holden said:
Well the guardian is outdoing itself on the worthless SJW whining scale today.
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We have
a) desperate attempt to mine for outrage and fuel for a REEEEEEEEE mob by targeting a corporation that is already kowtowing to SJWs for facile reasons, solely to make the writer look more "woke" for pulling conspiracies of why it is evil out her ass
b) obsession with worthless childrens media as issues of existential importance because disney princesses generally being white and not horrifically ugly is apparently fueling white supremacy and pedophilia.
c) pushing the agenda within the piece in setting the narrative that "X CHARACTER IS 100% CONFIRMED LGBT BE MAD IF SHES NOT IN NEXT FILM!" because a writer 7 years ago shrugged when asked
d) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRUUUUUUUUUUMP! in the first paragraph. In an article whining about now ancient disney films.
e) HASHTAG #METOO BECAUSE THE PRINCE IN 1940S SNOW WHITE WAS A FFFUCKING WHITE MAAAAAAAAALE!
f) hilarious accidental racism by dismissing Moana as not being sexually attractive because of her appearence and colour
g) all this (and far more) penned by a smug looking womyn-of-coloreds chick with hideous hair, a pretentious name, and a record of identical whine pieces about similar non-issues

article here for yall to cringe at
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What is this writer, 5 years old? Little kids don't care about race, they only seem to notice the sex of a fictional character in order to relate to them, if even that. If this author ever even spoken to a little child, they'll tell you their role models are "ideas" like being a firefighter or nonsense like wanting to be a Pikachu. They like a character for their character and because said character fulfills the child's fantasy of being powerful, liked, or successful, not because they're the same race as them or whatever. If you want to create a good role model for a child, you need them to be well-written and give them good values, not just whipping out the brown paint on them and calling it a day.

Of course this article doesn't even focus on that. She's worried about "representation," and makes the assumption that because the last few Disney princesses have only been mostly ethnic instead of entirely, then Disney must...pay their employees less if they're a minority? And people like Snow White better than the black princess from the Princess and the Frog movie, and somehow that's Disney's fault? Then the author just flip-flops between the animations being geared towards children and the animations being geared towards adults whenever it suits the point they're trying to make (and failing).

This whole article is written like a high schooler ranting on their blog. The unwarranted jabs at Trump's family, the laughable idea that she uses the word "us" when she talks about Disney paying their minority hires as if some nobody on a crappy opinion news website is comparable to a Disney animator, the uncited ideas presented as facts, and the sheer lack of cohesion. Even the title of the article is only vaguely related to the author's ultimate point. This whole thing is written stream-of-conscious style and if it wasn't for the fact that this article isn't riddled with typos, I would accuse the writer of posting a first draft as a finished article.
 
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This is meaner than I would have put it, but I agree with the message. Nobody is entitled to someone else's body. Transwomen aren't entitled to lesbians who aren't attracted to them. It's really that simple.
 
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Mrs Paul said:
Because everyone expects realism in soap operas.



I love how she's using "WASP" to mean "white". I'm white, but I'm not a WASP. Does that mean I get to act like a barbarian? Cool. Let's go sac Rome, bitches!!!!
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Y'know, WASP is a redundant phrase. If you're Anglo-saxon descent, well, you're probably not black or Asian. If you're Anglo-Saxon, the default religion of England is the nominally protestant Anglican church.

Of course, Stuffy Rich Northeastern White (SRNW)doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
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