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Soooo I just want to bring something to everyone’s attention. While Phil made $300 from the princess, the princess spent far more than $300 for that cheer. Like... nearly double.

The princess has officially become the most pathetic and saddest human being on this planet. Imagine looking at your credit card bill and seeing a $600 charge from twitch that you blew for 30 seconds of “thanks now I’ll ignore you until you throw more money at me.”
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BallBuster said:
Soooo I just want to bring something to everyone’s attention. While Phil made $300 from the princess, the princess spent far more than $300 for that cheer. Like... nearly double.

The princess has officially become the most pathetic and saddest human being on this planet. Imagine looking at your credit card bill and seeing a $600 charge from twitch that you blew for 30 seconds of “thanks now I’ll ignore you until you throw more money at me.”
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just shows you how retarded they are
 
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BallBuster said:
Soooo I just want to bring something to everyone’s attention. While Phil made $300 from the princess, the princess spent far more than $300 for that cheer. Like... nearly double.

The princess has officially become the most pathetic and saddest human being on this planet. Imagine looking at your credit card bill and seeing a $600 charge from twitch that you blew for 30 seconds of “thanks now I’ll ignore you until you throw more money at me.”
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It's saps like Swagginz that keep Twitch profitable. Some people want to feel special and seeing bit badges and top cheer on the leaderboard make them feel important. Problem is that he is supporting someone who shows no appreciation for the money you give and will keep asking for more.
 
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BallBuster said:
Soooo I just want to bring something to everyone’s attention. While Phil made $300 from the princess, the princess spent far more than $300 for that cheer. Like... nearly double.

The princess has officially become the most pathetic and saddest human being on this planet. Imagine looking at your credit card bill and seeing a $600 charge from twitch that you blew for 30 seconds of “thanks now I’ll ignore you until you throw more money at me.”
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All that money spent just for a fat man to go "Swagginz with a 1000 bitch here! He says this. [Reads sentence] Well there you go."
 
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Mannlicher said:
Boasting about donating money to dipshitphil makes those thirsty simps that give money for twitch whores to jump up and down look sensible.
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What are you talking about, Phil is every bit a titty streamer as they are. He just doesnt get his out for cash so you get less bang for your buck.

Come to think of it his audience has said they think he's handsome or good looking, havent they? Maybe that's where they all come from?
Actually it seems like over half of them said they have been watching him since they were like 9 so with his 10 year youtube legacy that puts them at around 19, which really, it kind of is cult like.
 
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was reading drgn twitter and this one caught my eye on the swagginz cheer and its so savage
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“Dude I just spent $600!”
“On what?”
“Giving someone $300.”
“Um what?”
“I’m legit cool right?”
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i cant wait to see the clip of it. i dont watch dsp stream. but im curious for this, when this massive cheer pops up and daves face of non surprise cause he rly needs that money, to pay his bills
 
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Raven'sChild said:
How long will it be before Khet starts putting out subtle to not-so-subtle hints pushing Dave to go to the gym to get more exercise than 'grocery shopping and wandering about the house'? Some one who actually goes to a gym knows neither is 'exercise' ( unless you're so morbidly obese that this level of activity IS a milestone and supreme effort). How long will it be before her disgust at his getting winded by climbing the stairs to the 2nd floor of the townhouse will see her leaving before anything else?
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That's assuming that there is anything physical she wants out of Dave.
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That bowed walk is very similar to something. Reptilian. My god is he of the same race of The Zucc!
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It honestly looks to me like Dave has, and has had, extremely inflexible hamstrings from never doing any stretches or leg exercises. Your hamstrings wrap around and connect at your hips and low back. When you have low extensibility in your hamstrings it pulls on the muscles in your hips and back, and a habitual hunched walk like that would provide relief when in the extended upright walking position. It would make sense that he would waddle around rather than bending and extending his leg musculature by taking normal steps.
I also believe that this is the only cause of Dave's back problems, which magically 'healed' when he moved cross country and became hyper-sedentary with a live-in maid. I'll believe Dave has problems originating in his spine or back once I've seen him streaming while laying on his side to relieve his back for like a week instead of the way he usually streams wildy gesticulating, rocking back & forth and side to side, with absolutely zero back support. If he's able to keep that seated clown routine up for 10 hours a day 6 days a week without a hint of pain ain't nothing wrong with his back, it's his legs.
 
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Phil back on the fast food...

Phil just said in stream that Kat and him got Wendy's for dinner tonight because they were lazy tonight (according to Phil they both got the spicy chicken sandwich because they both like it.) Chat immediately said something about health and he said he said he was having a chicken salad tomorrow for dinner, on the 4th of July of all days, Phil then backtracked to realizing how weird it is to just have salad on the 4th blaming how "crazy" their schedules are. Phil, this is a lifestyle choice when you make your own hours.

You would think if they were going to go out to eat they would want to go somewhere nice? Kat is now even more basic then we had already thought.
 
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TrashHumper said:
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Wau, what a great goal where Dave can just veto anything that might actually cause him to reflect on what an asshole he is.
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One of the many things that fascinates me about this man is how he expresses himself in writing. What we see here is the real King of Hate. Credit where it is due, he does a good job of typing like he talks.

Compare that to DSPahsitive, a transparently fake character who says things like "How do you do, fellow kids? Join me for the new AAA release! I'm really looking forward to it LOL!" If this cringy shit somehow manages to draw someone to his stream, they'll realize they've been had almost immediately. At best they'll get a guy silently playing a game while checking his phone. At worst they'll land smack dab in the middle of a verbal beatdown as he tells the current cheer-leader they're a complete fucking moron who doesn't know how the real world works.

And speaking of transparent, I love his twitter pic. I genuinely believe he is trying to look personable as a way to draw people to him, but once you get to know him he just looks smug as fuck. I just realized this guy hasn't shaved in his profile pic. Holy fuck that is funny.

I was going somewhere with this but I'm going to get another beer instead.
 
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Who the fuck is the hair stylist who finds Nich sitting in their chair brandishing anime screenshots and lets him walk out of their establishment with his head looking like it always seems to? If I saw a kid walking out of a place with those haircuts, I’d make a note to never enter, no matter how desperate I was for a cleanup. This one literally looks like a poop emoji on his dome.
 
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Coin Ops said:
One of the many things that fascinates me about this man is how he expresses himself in writing.
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For some reason I was thinking about Phil's writing last night. I don't think I've ever seen Phil misspell a word. He unwittingly copy-pastes mistakes in his WIPs. But his tweets and the Wall-of-Texts he posts on his forum are spell-checked and spaced into digestible paragraphs for the reader.

My theory: written text being outside of the self, Phil goes over it like a mirror, combing away the imperfections (with spellcheck) from his outward appearance to match the slicked-back haired appearance of his interior self.

This is the polar opposite of the way he speaks. Speech being "in the moment", it candidly reveals the true inner-Phil.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
How long will it be before Khet starts putting out subtle to not-so-subtle hints pushing Dave to go to the gym to get more exercise than 'grocery shopping and wandering about the house'? Some one who actually goes to a gym knows neither is 'exercise' ( unless you're so morbidly obese that this level of activity IS a milestone and supreme effort). How long will it be before her disgust at his getting winded by climbing the stairs to the 2nd floor of the townhouse will see her leaving before anything else?
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I keep telling you guys, she spends as little time around him as possible. She doesn't want him at the gym.. lol please.. I'm sure the gym doubles as a haven to her bc it's fucking kryptonite to that nigga + she can expend all that energetic anguish that she can't use to beat the teeth out his head. No matter how dim she is, most of us can't even watch him talk for 5m without getting a migraine. Can you imagine living with that circus seal?

Also, she is likely on the hardcore prowl for the next F-150 to hitch her U-Haul to. A girl like her would probably deem the gym pretty good hunting grounds.

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Even Dave isn't dumb enough to give thousands of dollars to a beggar on stream.
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Ohhh yes he is. Even dumber than that, actually. He throws wads of cash at things that don't even beg... Just think of Marvel statues & IKEAs as Twitch Streamers.

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Wau, what a great goal where Dave can just veto anything that might actually cause him to reflect on what an asshole he is.
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Also, Phillip, pay your fucking web developer.


..it's a slow day on the farms today.. *sigh*
 
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