DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Waveysauce]

tevins stream has 400 more views than phils damn so pathetic

 

[Haunter]

..it's a slow day on the farms today..

I get people want entertainment from Phil. But he's literally just a person. You're depending on chance to roll in your favour for a daily update of stupid.

That being said, there's an entire website full of other psychopaths to discover. If your bored with this Phil, I'd recommend checking out the other one on the homepage, Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici, who recently had his dick and balls turned inside out It's a good wave of activity to get in on. I've found it's harder to follow a new cow when your behind so many pages

If you want your daily dose of Phil Stupid but you're just dependant on the thread, just go to the source

Going in at a random moment before writing this:
Phil is driving around in Half Life 2. 10000 cheer donator thirdeyethethird calls Phil out on his gameplay:
"phil are you blind? you have a map in your car right there LUL"
Again, 3-month subscriber and chat regular ikas_ando:
"Well, another fun filled stream with user interaction and insightful comments from Phillip."

Following KG and Amity before him, 6-month subscriber and 25000 cheer donator Markmcauley talks about his severe mental illness:
"@beardtendy I go to the gym six times a week, I am not poisoned. I told you I have swallowed an antipsychotic for 10 years, and I have not been diagnosed with a psychotic illness.

"Take a quick interlude for a few shoutouts". Phil jumps on a brief lull in the action and literally pauses the game to read cheers. A staple of his accusations against other streamers. Something he declared he would never do.

This all happened within 2 minutes chosen at random.

(Apologies for the copy-pastes of text. I didn't know how to take a screenshot with a Chromebook)

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I get people want entertainment from Phil. But he's literally just a person. You're depending on chance to roll in your favour for a daily update of stupid.

That being said, there's an entire website full of other psychopaths to discover. If your bored with this Phil, I'd recommend checking out the other one on the homepage, Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici, who recently had his dick and balls turned inside out It's a good wave of activity to get in on. I've found it's harder to follow a new cow when your behind so many pages

If you want your daily dose of Phil Stupid but you're just dependant on the thread, just go to the source

Going in at a random moment before writing this:
Phil is driving around in Half Life 2. 10000 cheer donator thirdeyethethird calls Phil out on his gameplay:
"phil are you blind? you have a map in your car right there LUL"
Again, 3-month subscriber and chat regular ikas_ando:
"Well, another fun filled stream with user interaction and insightful comments from Phillip."

Following KG and Amity before him, 6-month subscriber and 25000 cheer donator Markmcauley talks about his severe mental illness:
"@beardtendy I go to the gym six times a week, I am not poisoned. I told you I have swallowed an antipsychotic for 10 years, and I have not been diagnosed with a psychotic illness.

"Take a quick interlude for a few shoutouts". Phil jumps on a brief lull in the action and literally pauses the game to read cheers. A staple of his accusations against other streamers. Something he declared he would never do.

This all happened within 2 minutes chosen at random.

(Apologies for the copy-pastes of text. I didn't know how to take a screenshot with a Chromebook)

Oh yes, well aware.. just seems like the dozens of cows i watch all took the day off.. & DSRee will never go more than a week wo showing his ass.. it will be alright.

 

[actually]

For some reason I was thinking about Phil's writing last night. I don't think I've ever seen Phil misspell a word. He unwittingly copy-pastes mistakes in his WIPs. But his tweets and the Wall-of-Texts he posts on his forum are spell-checked and spaced into digestible paragraphs for the reader.

My theory: written text being outside of the self, Phil goes over it like a mirror, combing away the imperfections (with spellcheck) from his outward appearance to match the slicked-back haired appearance of his interior self.

This is the polar opposite of the way he speaks. Speech being "in the moment", it candidly reveals the true inner-Phil.

He misspells words frequently on Twitter, and not just when he's sausage-fingering out a gin-fueled emo tweet.

Edit: And since I'm sure people are wondering what the overall take today was with the two large donations, here you go:

Unique cheerers: 50
Total cheers: 135
Final bit total is: $373.91
Average cheer: $2.77

Subs: 17 [17@$4.99, 0@$9.99, 0@$24.99, 2 gifted, 9 Twitch subs (52.94%), 10 resubs (58.82%)]
Known sub money is: $42.50
Total Subs (via decapi): 443

Twitch range is: $416.41

Add on $110 in tips I saw, and you're looking at ~$530 (give or take any smaller tips I haven't counted). Also, although the subs went up today, look for them to start going down by ~20 or so in the next week.

 

[Mannlicher]

I keep telling you guys, she spends as little time around him as possible. She doesn't want him at the gym.. lol please.. I'm sure the gym doubles as a haven to her bc it's fucking kryptonite to that nigga + she can expend all that energetic anguish that she can't use to beat the teeth out his head. No matter how dim she is, most of us can't even watch him talk for 5m without getting a migraine. Can you imagine living with that circus seal?

Also, she is likely on the hardcore prowl for the next F-150 to hitch her U-Haul to. A girl like her would probably deem the gym pretty good hunting grounds.



Ohhh yes he is. Even dumber than that, actually. He throws wads of cash at things that don't even beg... Just think of Marvel statues & IKEAs as Twitch Streamers.



Also, Phillip, pay your fucking web developer.


..it's a slow day on the farms today..

And worthless condos that he doesn't even live in or rents to anybody.

 

[DuckSucker]

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Who the fuck is the hair stylist who finds Nich sitting in their chair brandishing anime screenshots and lets him walk out of their establishment with his head looking like it always seems to? If I saw a kid walking out of a place with those haircuts, I’d make a note to never enter, no matter how desperate I was for a cleanup. This one literally looks like a poop emoji on his dome.

"Alright Nick, whatre we doin today?"
He pulls a crumpled up piece of printer paper with a black and white picture of Goku where the ink is running out halfway through the image and proudly shoves it into the hairdresser's face--"I WANNA LOOK LIKE DRAGONBALL!"

His mom really shouldnt let him go to the barber shop on his own.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

i'm sure the only videos phil will end up reacting to are his 'redemption runs'

That's if he even makes the goal now. He let the cat out of the bag. People know that he won't actually do what the patrons want, only what he wants. At least if he let people believe he'd do all suggestions he could sucker some exceptional detractors out of some money as well. Phil really needs to start harnessing the tism that surrounds him.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

The way dave describes his current living situation is a great insight into this mental maturity.

He admits to making a lot of money from YouTube, and moved across the country to a place he could afford making said money. He now claims he makes about half as much as when he first bought the house and moved, dave that’s when it’s time to downsize my man. You’re literally living beyond your means, you’re telling your fans this, and instead of changing anything you make them pay the difference lol. Like does he just expect this shit since he could actually afford it at one point? It’s the rest of the worlds job to accommodate a life he admits he can’t afford anymore. Sure

 

[Ching_Chong]

Welp chat was making racist jokes, and phil almost immediately banned the guy who bothered to ask “racism is okay here?” Or something close to that. But say his pre stream is going on 2 long and banned!

It’s honeslty disgusting twitch lets this pathetic manchild slip through the cracks.

Saw on livestream fails, a streamer actually got suspended for not stopping his chat from all the racist things they were saying. It was the first public enforcement of that new rule that I saw.

Alfie's mods are 100% to blame for this lol, hes probably gonna have a mass demod after this. His mods are always participating in the 'i hate em' and 'N TriHard ' memes implying it.

I was in his chat earlier on today while he was livestreaming, some guy spelled the N word. Mods purposefully let him spell it out in full for a good 10 seconds before perma banning him. When one of his mods was asked why they took so long to ban him while there were 30 mods in his chat, he replied something of this sort: 'We haven't had hades in this chat for a while, let us have sum fun xd'. Twitch ban people for the stupidest of reasons but im not too surprised by this one.

edited in the quote, hopefully it came out right because I hate cell editing.

 

[NursezillaX]

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Who the fuck is the hair stylist who finds Nich sitting in their chair brandishing anime screenshots and lets him walk out of their establishment with his head looking like it always seems to? If I saw a kid walking out of a place with those haircuts, I’d make a note to never enter, no matter how desperate I was for a cleanup. This one literally looks like a poop emoji on his dome.

Well, clearly he has evolved from the previous detractor nickname of 'Pineapple Head' to... 'Shithead'.

 

[Clop]

Of course Phil thinks everything is about him. He's been complaining for the longest time when the chat dares talk about something other than him playing video games. (Incidentally the only big difference between Dave and LTG's chats is that LTG's cult constantly goes along with every asinine claim he makes, calling his opponents bad players or certain characters easy or overpowered. Anyone who says otherwise gets banned within seconds by very diligent cultist mods. At least in Dave's chat there's still plenty of "lol Phil fucked up.")

I wonder if any charity organizers have ever attempted to contact him in hopes of having him on board for events? We know what his answer is to doing interviews, imagine a charity organizer asking him to help raise money to kids with cancer and getting a "*snort* How much do I get?"

Oh jesus christ, I just made my own skin crawl, and I've held spiders with this skin.

 

[BrandNewDetractor]

I'm not really up to date on Phil's schedule these days, but I'm a bit confused about his sub goal. If I understand correctly, he's asking Patrons to make a list of videos that they want him to react to? But it's not guaranteed that he's going to watch their requested videos because he's in charge of what videos will be picked? Imagine spending 5 bucks to nominate a video and Phil is like "screw that, I'm not watching that video. Thanks for the money dummy!"

So basically he's too lazy to go through all his videos that he could react to, so he's asking his fans to come up with a list and basically do his work for him. Kind of like what he did for his "top 10 funniest DSP moments of the year" thing that he stopped doing because his fans stopped submitting funny moments. Except now he's asking money from their fans to do it. What a scam, dude.

 

[PieceofShet]

I'm not really up to date on Phil's schedule these days, but I'm a bit confused about his sub goal. If I understand correctly, he's asking Patrons to make a list of videos that they want him to react to? But it's not guaranteed that he's going to watch their requested videos because he's in charge of what videos will be picked? Imagine spending 5 bucks to nominate a video and Phil is like "screw that, I'm not watching that video. Thanks for the money dummy!"

So basically he's too lazy to go through all his videos that he could react to, so he's asking his fans to come up with a list and basically do his work for him. Kind of like what he did for his "top 10 funniest DSP moments of the year" thing that he stopped doing because his fans stopped submitting funny moments. Except now he's asking money from their fans to do it. What a scam, dude.

What is he gonna watch? Single videos from playthroughs? beglogs? kogaming videos? kocc videos?

This would be the perfect opportunity. I bet it would be more successful if he would react to the top 3 voted tihydps. If he gonna cherry pick his videos than its gonna be boring.

 

[Mannlicher]

The way dave describes his current living situation is a great insight into this mental maturity.

He admits to making a lot of money from YouTube, and moved across the country to a place he could afford making said money. He now claims he makes about half as much as when he first bought the house and moved, dave that’s when it’s time to downsize my man. You’re literally living beyond your means, you’re telling your fans this, and instead of changing anything you make them pay the difference lol. Like does he just expect this shit since he could actually afford it at one point? It’s the rest of the worlds job to accommodate a life he admits he can’t afford anymore. Sure

You'd think a guy that just sits on his ass playing video games all day would have no issues moving to a more modest sized and priced home, but Phil just proves why sloth, greed and pride are deadly sins.

 

[Phalanx]

Oh boy I can already see 2019 and the taxes situation; I think he will make more than 100k and more 110k - 120k but more interestingly is that he will of put Khat's office down as tax deductible. Lets just say the feds are going to look into that one. I once knew some people that investigated tax fraud and stuff like this and its scary how much they research in cases like this.

I do wonder how much he owes on the WA house though because he still owes 110k on the CT KHONDO!!

 

[Wurstbrot]

How long will it be before Khet starts putting out subtle to not-so-subtle hints pushing Dave to go to the gym to get more exercise than 'grocery shopping and wandering about the house'? Some one who actually goes to a gym knows neither is 'exercise' ( unless you're so morbidly obese that this level of activity IS a milestone and supreme effort). How long will it be before her disgust at his getting winded by climbing the stairs to the 2nd floor of the townhouse will see her leaving before anything else?

He can't go to the gym dood, there's no time in the real world of tax paying adults. He needs to work in his business to pay the luxury for them both, which is his house. And the other house.

At this point, I'm really not sure about this.
Even Dave isn't dumb enough to give thousands of dollars to a beggar on stream.

To be fair, Phil gives nobody any money unless he's forced to or plays pay to win mobile games. People tip the living shit outta him and he still won't buy a new PS4pro, this thing has to be specifically donated for. It's like Phil doesn't really need a new one, a brand new one would just be handy so he begs/mentions this console from time to time.
I think it was Neger who stated his console isn't broken, it just gets his controller and headset confused. So this makes his begging even more ridiculous. I bet Phil never tried to find the real problem, he just announces its broken, so it has to be.

I keep thinking "Where the fuck do these guys come from?" It seems like whenever a whale finally wises up and abandons Phil another guy comes out of the woodwork ready and rearing to empty his life savings for him. It just makes no sense even if they're being a contrarian faggot and giving him money to spite the "haterz."

I imagine they come from an orbital dropship. Each time paypig 200X overcomes himself, they drop the next single autistobot.

This would be the perfect opportunity. I bet it would be more successful if he would react to the top 3 voted tihydps. If he gonna cherry

Then he could explain in which way they took him out of context. But I doubt he would explain what he thought at that time, what he learned since then or even admitting mistakes. 100% only "Oh ma gad what a bunch of idiots. They make me look bad". Also silence, face-palming, Ooouuuuuh*LooksAtCeiling*. And of course long winded explanations why all detractor are mentally ill stalkers who need to see a doctor cause they twist his copyright protected khantent.

You know, instead of laughing at himself. Phil can't laugh at himself, unless this behavior is planned. So I won't give him automatically kudos if he does that, it depends on how it sounds and how it's phrased.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I'm not really up to date on Phil's schedule these days, but I'm a bit confused about his sub goal. If I understand correctly, he's asking Patrons to make a list of videos that they want him to react to? But it's not guaranteed that he's going to watch their requested videos because he's in charge of what videos will be picked? Imagine spending 5 bucks to nominate a video and Phil is like "screw that, I'm not watching that video. Thanks for the money dummy!"

So basically he's too lazy to go through all his videos that he could react to, so he's asking his fans to come up with a list and basically do his work for him. Kind of like what he did for his "top 10 funniest DSP moments of the year" thing that he stopped doing because his fans stopped submitting funny moments. Except now he's asking money from their fans to do it. What a scam, dude.

This goes as far back as the creation of his Patreon. He was supposed to make compilations for his Alan Wake playthrough and told his viewers they had to send him timestamps because he didn't have time to go through all the videos himself. Just to add to the dickishness of the request the playthrough was years old so it isn't like those moments would be fresh in anyones mind, especially with the way Phil dumps out videos on a daily basis.

Maybe that is why his fans can't see through the bullshit, he bombards them with so much content it is impossible to absorb anything from it.

 

[OneDaySon]

Gained $700 in 3 days just from one person, so not even counting other donations, and his viewers are still gonna believe the "I'm broke and I need money to pay my bills, dire financial situation." bull. If he really is in a dire financial situation then he must be absolutely shit with money and Kat shouldn't let him be in charge of the finances because for it to be that bad he must owe tens of thousands in debt, his bills must be thousands a month in which case he needs to seriously downgrade, or he must spend around 500 dollars a week or something.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

How about instead of some garbage reaction stream we A Christmas Carol this bitch and put Phil on a trip of introspection?? That's what he really needs. Have him watch all the videos of him shitting on people and entities that he used to do business with. Nobody wants to watch him watch a video of himself playing a video game. That's a few layers deeper than I'd ever want to go. Gameplay videos should be off of the table unless he goes for the super spicy shit like his jew killing run, or "it's time nigga!!"

Also, is this a sub goal or a patron goal? He seems to keep trying to resuscitate his patreon but his last post on that thing was in February. Why do patrons get so much power when the subs pay the bills?

 

[Mannlicher]

So what exactly is the official reason he doesn't get rid of the CT Khawndo? Surely getting rid of such a resource drain would be top priority for someone in "dire financial situation"?