Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[CausticMinory]

The only Japanese chick with big busty boobs that I can think of, is Hitomi Tanaka, and I doubt she'd ever wanna be anywhere near Alex (she also streams games, loved rabbits, drives, and did porn)

 

[princess13456789]

Okay so... I was going through old threads. Maybe I'm hallucinating.

But does this look like Sisefs to any of you? Because I thought it was her... Maybe I'm just blind lol.

Spoiler: Maybe Sisefs?????

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I don't think that's sisefs.

 

[An Anime Gal]

I totally want in on this bunny parade. Everyone has to have a bunny icon beside their name for Alex's sake.

clearly he has outsmarted us.

In the server right now. Everyone's just making bunny jokes and stuff like that, and they all have bunnies at the end of their username (some even have one as their pfp).

It's quite easy to join in from the looks of it.
*shrug*

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I'm not actively following this mess any more, but I saw this on Tumblr:

Poor old Eva. Surrounded by enemies and haters, who can he trust but himself?

So were there any actual people on discord doing the whole bunny icon thing before Alex brought it up or did he just do this out of nowhere?

 

[Dumbchan]

I'm more or less waiting for him or a follower of his to notice this page, and somehow tell him about all this.

and Alex being all "I wAs rIgHt!"

So were there any actual people on discord doing the whole bunny icon thing before Alex brought it up or did he just do this out of nowhere?

I was questioning this earlier if maybe this has happened before.

 

[Street Cannon Johnny]

Is it because his idea of Japan is a completely warped version that he pieced together from watching too much anime? I bet it is.

Alex is a poster child weeaboo. He touts Japan as being the epitome of culture and media yet willfully ignores the many problems Japan does have and thinks that being a dirty weeaboo is any more accepted there than anywhere else. It's quite fascinating how much the manchild mind filters.

I'm more or less waiting for him or a follower of his to notice this page, and somehow tell him about all this.

That's right, Alex does look on Kiwi Farms, yet we welcome him here. But if any potential Kiwis are found in his sanctuaries, it's curtains for them. Jeez, we don't bite, Alex.

 

[Hopeman]

I guess he doesn't want to visit Ōkunoshima.

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I've decoded Alex's disdain for rabbits; they remind him of his wizard status.

 

[CausticMinory]

So um this tweet is making headway. Is the bunny thing gonna be a new drama for Alex?

Is he gonna be approached by bunnies at AX now?

 

[NazoXIII]

The only Japanese chick with big busty boobs that I can think of, is Hitomi Tanaka

I mean, there's also Ahri Okita and Kaho Shibuya. Both are also pornstars and not the pure virgin's Alex is after.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Alex is a poster child weeaboo. He touts Japan as being the epitome of culture and media yet willfully ignores the many problems Japan does have and thinks that being a dirty weeaboo is any more accepted there than anywhere else. It's quite fascinating how much the manchild mind filters.



That's right, Alex does look on Kiwi Farms, yet we welcome him here. But if any potential Kiwis are found in his sanctuaries, it's curtains for them. Jeez, we don't bite, Alex.

It'll be a fun day when (if) he travels there speaking horrible mangled japanese, creeping and slurping over japanese women (not just because "he didn't know women were people!"), and being thrown out of places for being a damned dirty white gaijin.

I'd honestly crowdfund to have Alex go to Japan. Let his delusion be crushed.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I mean, there's also Ahri Okita and Kaho Shibuya. Both are also pornstars and not the pure virgin's Alex is after.

Anri Okita is married and pregnant, so that's a no go for him. Dunno about the other one.

 

[Hopeman]

It'll be a fun day when (if) he travels there speaking horrible mangled japanese, creeping and slurping over japanese women (not just because "he didn't know women were people!", and being thrown out of places for being a damned dirty white gaijin.

I'd honestly crowdfund to have Alex go to Japan. Let his delusion be crushed.

I get the feeling he'd be escorted out of the airport as soon as he unironically says "Watashi wa Yanduray Devu" to someone.

 

[2007 Ford Five Hundred]

The only Japanese chick with big busty boobs that I can think of, is Hitomi Tanaka, and I doubt she'd ever wanna be anywhere near Alex (she also streams games, loved rabbits, drives, and did porn)

I could have sworn that he liked, uh, the sort of stuff that I got when I googled Hitomi Tanaka (seriously, don't look her up unless you're alone). After all, this is a man who put his YouTube likes public, despite having liked videos like this:

Spoiler: NSFW content

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

I get the feeling he'd be escorted out of the airport as soon as he unironically says "Watashi wa Yanduray Devu" to someone.

Please, he'd obviously use "Ore".

 

[CausticMinory]

I mean, there's also Ahri Okita and Kaho Shibuya. Both are also pornstars and not the pure virgin's Alex is after.

Ironically, the land that makes his precious big anime boob waifus, isn't really filled with busty women. It's his home country that has the busty chicks.

 

[darkmoon03]

So um this tweet is making headway. Is the bunny thing gonna be a new drama for Alex?

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IT'S a drama, even his discord server has a bunny picture

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

I could have sworn that he liked, uh, the sort of stuff that I got when I googled Hitomi Tanaka (seriously, don't look her up unless you're alone). After all, this is a man who put his YouTube likes public, despite having liked videos like this:

Spoiler: NSFW content

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Alex is so fucking sheltered and inadequate he doesn't know redtube exists where girls actually *gasp* take their tops off!

Alex also thinks girls have to look prepubescent down below but his hairy nutsack is perfectly fine and doesn't have to change at all.

 

[NazoXIII]

Anri Okita is married and pregnant, so that's a no go for him. Dunno about the other one.

Ahri was pregnant, she had her kid months ago. She literally has Anime gagboob proportions now, aside from her being married I would imagine she's as close to living anime as he could ever get.

Talking about hypothetical scenarios of Alex and porn stars... that's gotta be off topic and islamic content.

 

[2007 Ford Five Hundred]

Alex is so fucking sheltered and inadequate he doesn't know redtube exists where girls actually *gasp* take their tops off!

Alex also thinks girls have to look prepubescent down below but his hairy nutsack is perfectly fine and doesn't have to change at all.

Well, what else could you expect from someone who's been homeschooled since his prepubescent days and whose only experience sleeping with women comes from his creepy anime waifu body pillows?

 

[NazoXIII]

Alex is so fucking sheltered and inadequate he doesn't know redtube exists where girls actually *gasp* take their tops off!

Alex also thinks girls have to look prepubescent down below but his hairy nutsack is perfectly fine and doesn't have to change at all.

Imagine being so desperate and pathetic that you're looking for porn on YOUTUBE.

What's the matter, lil fella? Can't find your way around Parental Controls? you 30 year basement dwelling manchild...