Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Yikes, that YT commenter (fake tho he probably is,) disturbs me. It seems plausible that he might actually have a go at Bob, since his worldview is just as illogical and all over the place as Bob's is. (Also, genuine schizos tend to have the same kind of paranoid thoughts about their "tormentors". So if this commenter isn't a real schizo, he's done his homework on them.) Personally, I don't want anything bad to happen to Bob because I think he's the best campaigner Donald Trump could possibly have - Three minutes in a room alone with Bob would convince any normie to embrace nationalism with such force that they tear the lever of the voting machine off while casting their ballots.

Remeber, the best way to get back at Bob is to be way more successful and well adjusted than he is (which 99.95 percent of you are doing already...)

Also, Bob, (if you're reading,) I wouldn't be so smug about Married with Children. The Pee-Oh-SEE producers of that show inadvertently pulled an Archie Bunker in the later years, as their surreptitious snipes at the working class (through the character of Al Bundy) were unironically embraced by the people they were sniping at. MWC is a show that could never be made today because its writers were too concerned about its integrity to shove in preachy schoolmarm messages or to make its flawed main characters completely lame/irredeemable. As a result, there were a lot of people in the show's fanbase who actually agreed with Al on a lot of things, and a lot who emulated Al, caring little about the shame heaped upon them by their educated "betters."

Yeah, but that's the thing. Al Bundy, for his many, MANY faults and flaws (let's not beat around the bush, an IRL Al Bundy would be a colossal asshole) HAD redeemable qualities. Despite his comments and seeming abivilance towards his family, the minute someone OUTSIDE the family or his close circle of "friends" tried to do anything, he is the first to defend them.

That instantly makes him more sympathetic and nuanced than people like Bobby come across.
 
Complaining about Conservatives, or "Conplaining".
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"WAAAAAAAAAAA! HARASSMENT!"
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Exactly, immigration laws don't apply to fat mutants.
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Says the man who wants to be dommed by every woman who likes his tweets.
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"I'll defend you from that dang, dirty James Woods, Alex! Please fuck me!"
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Sicario 2 sperging.
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"Stomach pretending to be sexually attracted to..."
The Trump brothers could flip burgers for a living and I would still find them more attractive then you, Bob. At least they look like actual men. You look like lou Albano if he was made out of cottage cheese.
 
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New Fat man can't take jokes, film at 11.
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Can someone fill me in on what Terry Gillian's said/done? He's my favourite filmmaker and if he's managed to piss Bob off I think I might love him even more.
 
Terry Gilliam said:
Comedy is not assembled, it’s not like putting together a boy band where you put together one of this, one of that everyone is represented.
SJWs' concept of films is suspiciously like TV Tropes's. You are supposed to gather a Five Man Band, or Red Oni Blue Oni, or some similarly retarded shit.
 
I am seriously starting to wonder if Bob has ever seen Idiocracy. I mention this while Bob would initially think it is a jab against "Wasteland Ghouls" it would be clearly obvious within 20 minutes that it is taking a massive shit on the superior future.
I doubt he has. If it has seen it, he would make a claim about how it mocks Republicans that is as retarded as thinking Africa would look like Wakanda in Black Panther if white people never invaded the continent.
 
I doubt he has. If it has seen it, he would make a claim about how it mocks Republicans that is as exceptional as thinking Africa would look like Wakanda in Black Panther if white people never invaded the continent.

Those kind of people don't even know Ethiopia was never colonized during the scramble for Africa and even managed to beat the Italians once (before Fascist Italy invaded in the 30s), but was never a technological utopia. Gotta love how historically illiterate people like Bob are.
 
Cause this worked out so many other times.
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Imagine putting more thought into Good Burger than Funny Games.
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Hmm, should I listen to the enormously successful writer/director who lives in England and knows how the government works, or the enormous, emotionally unstable manchild from America who lives in a basement?
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Who wants to bet that he wrote about Wendy Carlos just to plug his Patreon?
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And @TheImportantFart's Anthony Bourdain quote is depressingly relevant.
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IT's amazing they can't see the vicious circle they are creating. People won't engage with you politically because they fear getting their heads chewed off by "tolerant" progressives, so they don't even consider your input anymore and do what they want anyway. As a result, the political center moves a bit to the right, and that only makes progs even ANGRIER at "rising Nazi sentiment" and they vow to chew off TWO heads and make it even HARDER to approach them.... causing more people to distance themselves from them, and the political temperature of the country moves a bit right yet again.... in a very short time, the group that was "in power" only 4 years ago, is the screaming monkey sideshow of the other side, unable to affect anything except getting mad at passerby. And they ignorantly wonder how this all happened, they were in the RIGHT!
 
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I love how Stephen King proved himself right when Natalie F. decided to spread her asscheeks for that post.

It's especially amazing because King has been a super-salty cunt on politics for a long time -- well before Trump; he pulled a lot of dumb shit during the Bush II years.
 
I noticed that too, that all the celebrities who declared Bush the worst thing ever were totally unprepared for a "worse" President than him.

It's why the left has gone loony.

If Bush was practically Hitler and you wrote a 3,000 page screed against him, what happens when someone you like even less comes along?

They declared that jaywalking was now a capital offense, and then were confronted by a murderer... metaphorically.
 
I noticed that too, that all the celebrities who declared Bush the worst thing ever were totally unprepared for a "worse" President than him.

It's why the left has gone loony.

If Bush was practically Hitler and you wrote a 3,000 page screed against him, what happens when someone you like even less comes along?

They declared that jaywalking was now a capital offense, and then were confronted by a murderer... metaphorically.

To paraphrase The Incredibles, when everybody's Hitler, nobody's Hitler.
 
I think it's why they've also turned so hard against their fellow citizens, for all the Bush bluster, they never really let that affect how they felt about others. Now, with Trumpitler, everyone around them is a goose-steppin' Nazi. (The fact they aren't goose stepping down the grocery aisle just means they're well disciplined)
 
I am seriously starting to wonder if Bob has ever seen Idiocracy. I mention this while Bob would initially think it is a jab against "Wasteland Ghouls" it would be clearly obvious within 20 minutes that it is taking a massive shit on the superior future.
I can see Bob as a Brawndo drinker and Ow! My Balls watcher.
 
I think it's why they've also turned so hard against their fellow citizens, for all the Bush bluster, they never really let that affect how they felt about others. Now, with Trumpitler, everyone around them is a goose-steppin' Nazi. (The fact they aren't goose stepping down the grocery aisle just means they're well disciplined)

That is probably the funniest part of all this. This whole "secret undercover double agent nazi" thing. Have these people ever even met a skinhead, neo-nazi, or klansman? Those people aren't exactly subtle. They don't hide what they are. White PRIDE for a reason, they're fucking proud of it and will tell anyone and everyone they meet.

Just shows how sheltered and insular these snowflakes are.
 
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