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BallBuster said:
Imagine looking at your credit card bill and paying a $600 twitch charge. You think back to what the fuck you spent $600 on Twitch for and then you remember. At what point do your question your life choices as a human? Obviously money management skills mimic those of DSP at that point. Intelligence is at an all time low. You clearly have no real life friends or prospects. You’ve pretty much peaked in life prior to these realizations, so what exactly is left for you?
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This is a situation where the best option is that Her Majesty was drunk.
 
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There’s no evidence other than the word of a pathological liar that she ever had a job that let her transfer across the country. Kat is nowhere near intelligent or charismatic enough to have a position so important that they would transfer her instead of just finding someone else. Plus if she had a great job that would allow this kind of transfer, why the fuck would she move in with Phil? I refuse to believe there wasn’t a financial component to her decision to do so, bc we all know how repulsive he is to us and we don’t have to smell his greasy walrus stench or have him convulse on top of us like an exceptional seal.

It seems far more plausible that she was working some minimum wage gig as a waitress or cashier or something and was wooed with tales of the wonders and riches of the Gout Kingdom, so she moved out there and spent a few weeks finding another job doing something similarly menial. Calculations saying she makes $40k-60 seem overly generous to me as well. Minimum wage in Seattle is $15, so she’d be clearing closer to $30k if she was working 40hr weeks every week of the year. But considering the way most jobs of that sort work and her likely lack of any appreciable intelligence or skills, it’s very possible she’s getting less than full-time every week, and probably makes sub-30k annually.

While I’m sure Phil’s money grubbing ass is delighted to have any extra income Kat does bring in, I don’t think that’s his main reason for wanting her there. He’s all about pretending to be a cool, tough, successful adult and Leanna leaving him was a huge blow to his ego bc he couldn’t claim to be smashing pussy like the ladies man he imagines himself to be. Kat is a status symbol to him, just like the house, the BMW, or his toy collection. He needs her to present the image that people love and care about him when we all know even with her living there, he’s still the same reclusive, friendless little goblin he always was and always will be. Now he just has a roommate who he can brag about and use to hide from the fact that nearly everyone who knows his name despises him.
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I agree with everything you said

My main point was lets say she does only make 30k a year for sake of debate. well thats huge for the pig. even just for monthly bills etc. all the times begging before she came its pretty much the same thing of him getting a large ass donation of that size. He has to least be doing semi decent he hasn't begged in awhile

Over time hes still fucked tho doesn't have many fans left, but her having that extra $ will allow him to die just a little slower. If I really had to guess id put her around 45k a year
 
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BallBuster said:
Imagine looking at your credit card bill and paying a $600 twitch charge. You think back to what the fuck you spent $600 on Twitch for and then you remember. At what point do your question your life choices as a human? Obviously money management skills mimic those of DSP at that point. Intelligence is at an all time low. You clearly have no real life friends or prospects. You’ve pretty much peaked in life prior to these realizations, so what exactly is left for you?
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I believe it’s safe to assume that this is someone who does not work for a living and does not earn their money.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Leanna must be laughing her autistic ass off at Dave's downgrade. No offense to Ket but she is boring and 4/10. Dave said she was only one working so she probably works at hot topic. It would also explain the gaymer shirts. If she worked at kohls she wouldn't be by herself.
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To be fair, Leanna was a boring 4/10 when she first met Phil. The difference is that Kat is a fully grown woman that has the personality of burnt toast whereas Leanna was just young so she was able to develop some tits and some personality over time. Pretty sure Leanna actually liked Phil, too, certainly explains why she moved with him across the country despite her serious doubts. Phil goofed up big time by letting her get away.
 
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2 random minutes of DSP's stream: Red Faction: Guerrilla

He thinks the rapper Drake was from the TV show "Drake and Josh". The chat is laughing at him while he tries to demolish a bridge.

The only weapon that works on the bridge pillars seems to be a "Nano-Gun". Exhausting his ammo, he climbs over mountains to get back to an ammo supply: "This is a major pain in the ass what I'm doing right now"

Back to the bridge. Starts demolishing the deck of the bridge with a sledgehammer. Falls through the hole he's made below himself: "In this game you really need a jet pack." He's stuck in the valley below the bridge, and has to once again climb over the surrounding mountains to get back to where he was.

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https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4420-biggest-cheer-ever-mrswagginz/
http://archive.is/Ik7FL
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KGhaleon:

"If this MrSwagginz is such a big fan, why doesn't he post here?"

Why don't you post in Phil's Twitch chat? What kind of logic is this?

"Sounds like that kid named Greenantics from several years ago who was rich and used to toss money at Phil all the time until some roaches apparently hacked his account and scared him away."

Does anyone know the story behind this?
 
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Gets me kinda thinking when I don't have the time to watch all current detractor videos.
So how has anyone time to watch 20+ DSP videos?

Yeah, would say more to stay with the other mentally ill kids but I don't care about Leanna. She's gone and nothing can bring her back.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Guys, what do you think about the theory that ms swagginz does not tip cause he does not want to reveal her identity (dsp could recognize the paypal name)?

He also got his own thread my amytville, trolling real hard.

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4420-biggest-cheer-ever-mrswagginz/
http://archive.is/Ik7FL
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Damn, I'm slowly starting to like Pineapple-Head

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Someone asked if Dave would react to his 'face reveal vid'. Dave didn't understand the question until others explained it to him. he then went on to make an incredible statement that he was perplexed by his voice sounding more high pitched in his old videos, but concluded that it was his old camera that made his voice sound higher pitched TEN YEARS ago...
 
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Haunter said:
Did Phil say he wouldn't do it? The face reveal video was the same one he told people to click on his video ads.

I doubt he remembers that. It would amazing if it suddenly appeared in front of him live.
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He blew the guy off at first saying that doing a face reveal vid didn't make sense until the chat started spamming explanations to where he went on to not answer, but make his brilliant observation that his voice sounded high pitched in videos ten years ago though he concluded it must be his old camera...and not that he's ten years older now ...
 
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