DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[OneDaySon]

Literally can’t remember any funny school stories. Oof. Ouch.
From the pre-stream 7/5

What about that epic story with his friend Mark where he smoked weed and puked and pooped into the toilet at the same time? That was a funny lie story he told way back.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil beat the last mission of Hit and Run in two tries and is ranting about rng and how you have to accept he beat it.

He's truly the gift that keeps on giving. Anything that should be easy stumps him forever and any notoriously/meme difficult segments he cruises through easily.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

In true Phil fashion, he gave austmink the standard 1 minute of attention by simply saying "Whoa I never got one that big holy shit" then went back to the game.
How angry do you think Swagginz is that his bit donation spam has been usurped by some no-name guy?

Edit: No words for this kind of groveling:

Edit 2: I think Swagginz mods chat with a ball gag in his mouth and a chastity belt

Yes. 100 bits is $1

At least if he let people believe he'd do all suggestions he could sucker some exceptional detractors out of some money as well. Phil really needs to start harnessing the tism that surrounds him.

Phil really could be a millionaire if he weren't so fucking lazy and clueless.


That must be a real blow to Swagginz. He was so proud of himself. He didn't even get an entire 24hours out of it lol. As an outside observer it is fucking hilarious. What's even better is that Phil gets 500 dollars from someone who isn't even a regular (or at least a vocal one) and his reaction is about the same was when he gets 25 bits from DongsterHunter.

 

[OneDaySon]

You just know Phil will still do the muh taxes and muh bills stuff tomorrow after all the money he's made just this week alone. And they'll believe it. Dude must be a complete liar about his financial situation or he's really that shit with money that he spends hundreds a week.

 

[actually]

Phil really could be a millionaire if he weren't so fucking lazy and clueless.


That must be a real blow to Swagginz. He was so proud of himself. He didn't even get an entire 24hours out of it lol. As an outside observer it is fucking hilarious. What's even better is that Phil gets 500 dollars from someone who isn't even a regular (or at least a vocal one) and his reaction is about the same was when he gets 25 bits from DongsterHunter.

Austmink is a new regular. Here's his first messages in chat:
[2018-06-08 18:39:45 UTC] austmink: Long time watcher on Youtube, first time on stream
[2018-06-08 18:44:16 UTC] austmink: I've been watching your vids since Resident Evil 5 DLC Lost in Nightmares co-op

He also promptly dropped $248 or so in June and became the #1 cheerer of the month. Pretty impressive for a starving filmmaker (https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=153579962).

 

[Draza]

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Austmink is a new regular. Here's his first messages in chat:
[2018-06-08 18:39:45 UTC] austmink: Long time watcher on Youtube, first time on stream
[2018-06-08 18:44:16 UTC] austmink: I've been watching your vids since Resident Evil 5 DLC Lost in Nightmares co-op

He also promptly dropped $248 or so in June and became the #1 cheerer of the month. Pretty impressive for a starving filmmaker (https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=153579962).

Must be the unemployment benefits.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Somebody figure out who austmink and swagginz are.

Any possible answer to this would just amount to "nobody".

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Someone asked if Dave would react to his 'face reveal vid'. Dave didn't understand the question until others explained it to him. he then went on to make an incredible statement that he was perplexed by his voice sounding more high pitched in his old videos, but concluded that it was his old camera that made his voice sound higher pitched TEN YEARS ago...

...Says the pissbaby trapped in perpetual pre-puberty, lolol.

 

[OneDaySon]

Swagginz is probably the most odd of all of DSP's top paypigs throughout history. They all do it for power and clout of course, every top paypig somehow magically ends up as a mod despite not being a good moderator and their moderation powers aren't taken away despite their abuse of it. I think out of all of them BSV got away with the most shit and the worst shit. But all of the past paypigs didn't just do it for the power, they also bought into the Phil bull and thought they were helping someone direly in need of money and making a difference, that they were actually saving their favourite streamer, or well the only streamer that they watch since most leave when finding out other people are better.

Swagginz is different in that yeah, the big donations are there due to wanting power like before, but instead of donating to help Phil, they donate for attention... from the stream chat? Its just odd to me. They don't seem to care about Phil at all. What games he's playing, wanting to know more about him etc. Swagginz just donates to get popular in the stream chat. So its just weird, thats what you're dropping hundreds of dollars for? Stream chat attention and maybe 20 seconds of attention from Phil? I dunno, it satisfies the Emperor for some reason. Just someone might wanna tell Swagginz you can get attention and become a big deal in smaller communities without dropping $700 in 3 days.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Swagginz is different in that yeah, the big donations are there due to wanting power like before, but instead of donating to help Phil, they donate for attention... from the stream chat? Its just odd to me. They don't seem to care about Phil at all. What games he's playing, wanting to know more about him etc. Swagginz just donates to get popular in the stream chat. So its just weird, thats what you're dropping hundreds of dollars for? Stream chat attention and maybe 20 seconds of attention from Phil? I dunno, it satisfies the Emperor for some reason. Just someone might wanna tell Swagginz you can get attention and become a big deal in smaller communities without dropping $700 in 3 days.

Well it isn't just stream chat. He also wants people to tweet about it, he wants you (and I) to write this post, with every donation he wants to be the topic of conversation that day, and he will waste $600 to give Phil $300 just to achieve that. Even today when that other guy donated $500 he tried to jump in and still try to make it about him. "Oh I bow down to you, take my name as emperor, but just to let you know i'm giving Phil 10,000 bits for Christmas."

For this to be the only way for him to find any kind of attention outside the internet nobodies must think this guy is a nobody. You could literally do anything else. Fuck he has a Twitch account he could be a streamer himself and convince losers to give him absurd amounts of bits. There are cheaper ways to get a rise out of people, and he doesn't throw enough money for it to seem like he has enough to be throwing away money. It's strange.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Well it isn't just stream chat. He also wants people to tweet about it, he wants you (and I) to write this post, with every donation he wants to be the topic of conversation that day, and he will waste $600 to give Phil $300 just to achieve that. Even today when that other guy donated $500 he tried to jump in and still try to make it about him. "Oh I bow down to you, take my name as emperor, but just to let you know i'm giving Phil 10,000 bits for Christmas."

For this to be the only way for him to find any kind of attention outside the internet nobodies must think this guy is a nobody. You could literally do anything else. Fuck he has a Twitch account he could be a streamer himself and convince losers to give him absurd amounts of bits. There are cheaper ways to get a rise out of people, and he doesn't throw enough money for it to seem like he has enough to be throwing away money. It's strange.

Yeah, I agree. I can't imagine that guy has a single friend in actual life.

I sincerely cannot wrap my head around any of it.. the fact that he can draw as much as one person who isn't in there to play anthropologist in Tardland for 5 or 6 minutes.. the fact that his aggregate views on youtube climb past the 2 dozen or so active deetrakturz that only mine his trash for content every month.. it even mystifies me when people flip him those little gray triangle pennies that apparently cost a nickel apiece.. to see things like this, I just don't process it as reality. I speak and read English, I understand what arabic numbers indicate.. I see the words on the screen but I can't assimilate any of this as actual things that happen. A bidding war on wet garbage? The closest comparison my brain can make is when I read about some elitist turbosped buying a painting of a green square and then braying about its "unity transition" and "depth". But I guess even that makes more sense to me than flipping this hapless manbearpig $500..

 

[BrandNewDetractor]

Wouldn't it be a shame if Phil got himself banned from Twitch and little Swagginz loses that precious badge of his...
Actually that would be pretty awesome. Why don't the trolls try to actively bait Phil into violating the Twitch ToS instead of sending him small troll tips.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

So :autism: af, but what if Swagginz is actually @BSV who played 8D Chess and after got banned by Twitch infiltrated the detractors while taking on the alias of the Empress so he can still support Phil and get his mod powers back after the whole debacle with the TKOH forum dox.

I'm not really believing this myself, but just a quick autistic thought I had today after the latest Empress = KG speculations.

 

[gaarashatan]

Oh god, this idiot is doing another redemption run. Dark Souls 3 this time.



I just noticed that that thing isn't even like a lacy shirt. It's a straight up bra. It looks like it stops right underneath her boobs. I thought it was some type of sleeping wear, but it's legit sexy time attire lmao.

i did the avg for dark souls and the avg deaths per character for a player was about 40. he told me im stupid if i think he was trying to play the game serious and not have fun or some shit, and i said. so you werent drinking estus and dodging attacks and all that stuff needed to survive and beat the game? and he blocked me after that.

the good ol "my channel is dying, not even over 500 viewers anymore. time for a dark souls defib"

The state of Phils life is an utter embarrassment.

>35
>Not married
>No kids
>Only one "girlfriend"
>Two shitty condos

Spoiler: يضحك في الإسلام

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but dooood. hes won 4th place at evo

Guys, what do you think about the theory that ms swagginz does not tip cause he does not want to reveal her identity (dsp could recognize the paypal name)?

He also got his own thread my amytville, trolling real hard.

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4420-biggest-cheer-ever-mrswagginz/
http://archive.is/Ik7FL

i feel like my brain cells died while reading that thread

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

So Dave is watching Prime Video

It was 11:30 pm his time and he was planning to watch Shutter Island (2 hour and 18 minutes runtime) and then another animated movie.
Nice sleep schedule you've got there, watching movies until 4 am in the morning.

 

[xAnonAnonX]

Phil really could be a millionaire if he weren't so fucking lazy and clueless.


That must be a real blow to Swagginz. He was so proud of himself. He didn't even get an entire 24hours out of it lol. As an outside observer it is fucking hilarious. What's even better is that Phil gets 500 dollars from someone who isn't even a regular (or at least a vocal one) and his reaction is about the same was when he gets 25 bits from DongsterHunter.

The funny thing is that princess swagging does it for even a small bit attention, considering that bits are not a conversion of 1 to 1 ratio. So he could actually have donated more to phil by directly donating to him. But no the princess needs her shout out, or else she will die or something.

 

[BallBuster]

Austmink is a new regular. Here's his first messages in chat:
[2018-06-08 18:39:45 UTC] austmink: Long time watcher on Youtube, first time on stream
[2018-06-08 18:44:16 UTC] austmink: I've been watching your vids since Resident Evil 5 DLC Lost in Nightmares co-op

He also promptly dropped $248 or so in June and became the #1 cheerer of the month. Pretty impressive for a starving filmmaker (https://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=153579962).

This dopey twat won’t be getting any dates when all his money is tied up because he gave it all to Phil. First time a semi normal girl finds out how much this dude has given a stranger on the internet that barely acknowledges him she’s going to laugh in his face.

 

[gaarashatan]

guys, i got a great idea, snort. visit my patreon and donate a dollar, if you all do ill be set for the rest of my life, its only a single dollar. no harm right? support me plz. ack ack ack


also on a side note, the dark souls inspired game im developing. when it is released (at least a year from now) and phil decides hes going to play it, should i let him or should i warn him ima sue him for using my IP to make money if he doesnt stop playing

 

[Canned Bread]

guys, i got a great idea, snort. visit my patreon and donate a dollar, if you all do ill be set for the rest of my life, its only a single dollar. no harm right? support me plz. ack ack ack


also on a side note, the dark souls inspired game im developing. when it is released (at least a year from now) and phil decides hes going to play it, should i let him or should i warn him ima sue him for using my IP to make money if he doesnt stop playing

I would say just let him. That is probably the biggest legal form of pozloading my negholep their is, also it would just put a lot of Youtubers who you actually want to try out your game off (Why would people like PewDiePie or Markiplier want to play your game if they think you are just going to copyright strike them or send them to court?), which is a huge lost market if your an indie developer (And I'm going to assume you are).

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

So :autism: af, but what if Swagginz is actually @BSV who played 8D Chess and after got banned by Twitch infiltrated the detractors while taking on the alias of the Empress so he can still support Phil and get his mod powers back after the whole debacle with the TKOH forum dox.

I'm not really believing this myself, but just a quick autistic thought I had today after the latest Empress = KG speculations.

While BSV speaks & writes better English than half the degree-holding native speakers I know.. I'd even go so far as to say excellent.. you can still detect the style. Empress strikes me, via keyboard, as some midwestern perpetual gen ed college student who probably grew up somewhere rural & got consistent Cs in English classes during the first decade of his life. Very basic grasp on communicating with people. I'm not sure BSV could dumb himself down enough to pull it off.

Amusing thought, tho.