Lolcow Ernst Bernhard Warg

[Null]

My bestest best buddies over on another website found this guy a long time ago but I never got around to making a thread for him until now. I thought I'd share.

He's a bit of a mixed bag as a person. He doesn't appear to be insane, autistic, or really all that stupid. The guy's well spoken, and a particular nuance in his videos is his extreme attention to detail. He'll often say aloud something with quite a bit of foresight ("It's not very loud, but it's going to be up against an ear, so it might be a good thing that it's not very loud"). He also has an IMDb page, which requires a level of fame we haven't seen since our very own Chit.

But despite these rather positive and endearing traits, the kicker is he's a total loser. The dude's 40 something, a "professional actor", very overweight and ill kept, living in a dumpy house, and his videos are pretty fascinating just because of his level of give-a-fuck relative to what topics he goes over.

A good example is this video, where he flips out over the pronunciation of the word "Saiyan".

In this video, he does delve into his career as an actor. He also complains about his mom.

His playlist is quite lengthy and he has a very long history of vlogging, despite his lack of success. This probably is because he considers himself a professional fast-food reviewer.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I suspect the words "I didn't get a callback" are spoken a lot in his household.

 

[Crazy 108]

His IMDB page is pretty depressing. Two appearances, and the only one to give him credit apparently couldn't make 6/10. Is he that bad?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

His IMDB page is pretty depressing. Two appearances, and the only one to give him credit apparently couldn't make 6/10. Is he that bad?

I think it's a shared blame when a movie's bad. Or at the very least, it must be in this case (He seems to only be a supporting role as opposed to a lead).

That said, the fact that he obsesses that much over stuff yet isn't autistic is fascinating.

 

[A-Stump]

Why does he wear a Scouter?

 

[Saney]

Why does he wear a Scouter?

I haven't watched the videos Null posted, but if he goes apeshit over the pronounciation of "Saiayn", then he's probably a huge DBZ fanatic.
I have that scouter too. Is that sad?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

He seems volatile.

 

[Surtur]

If this isn't pure, unfiltered autism, I don;t know what is.

 

[c-no]

In this video, he does delve into his career as an actor. He also complains about his mom.

Is it wrong if I said his look reminds me of Chris? That hair of his and the face he makes kinda brings up the memory of Chris in the calling out videos.

Why does he wear a Scouter?

Anime fan perhaps. He does have a video where he got some stuff from an anime convention.

I haven't watched the videos Null posted, but if he goes apeshit over the pronounciation of "Saiayn", then he's probably a huge DBZ fanatic.
I have that scouter too. Is that sad?

He spergs in the video Null posted where he unboxes the scouter. In the beginning he spergs about some dub where Goku and Raditz had a father who was a scientist then complains about how the US and the Metric system.