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The issue is DSP's "business" is a cutting-edge use case so most tax lawyers wouldn't have a clue.

I've been meaning to ask what you think of Phil's business being listed under the category "Internet Publishing and Broadcasting and Web Search Portals".

Given there's a category specifically for this type of thing, how much of a "cutting-edge" issue would you think it still is?
 
I've been meaning to ask what you think of Phil's business being listed under the category "Internet Publishing and Broadcasting and Web Search Portals".

Given there's a category specifically for this type of thing, how much of a "cutting-edge" issue would you think it still is?

Its probably not such a big issue now, but if you went to try and find out shit about it 4 years ago you'd probably get a lot of conflicting answers.

Regardless by the actual written state tax laws his business certainly doesn't sound like it applies at all (I'm not a lawyer though).

The only real issue is that his finances are tight because he's a moron so the added 1-1.5% a year is unmanageable for him.
 
I really don't understand this argument that keeps getting made.

DSP probably legally has to pay:
Washington says anyone whose occupation or business activities occur in Washington has to pay the tax, unless the occupation or business activities fall in a category that is exempt. DSP isn't doing anything that's clearly exempt; it'd be a legal question hashed out at various appeal and court levels. Countless people would benefit from a determination that this type of business doesn't have to pay the tax, but no one has tried to make that determination happen and gotten any news written about it. I don't think it's happened. I don't think it will in the end, because if it does legislators will immediately plug the hole because...

DSP probably should have to pay:
DSP's occupation/business activities include buying services from providers that pay taxes to Washington, buying products from retailers that pay taxes to Washington, and using real estate that is in Washington whose owner pays property taxes to Washington. He has a significant connection to the state.

DSP probably can afford to pay:
DSP complains about barely scraping by one month then the next month he
  • buys a brand new car
  • loses a part time job of income and doesn't seem to notice the missing money
  • cuts out cell phone, cable, and landline bills and doesn't seem to notice the new money
  • spends thousands of dollars flying a woman out for visits and ultimately a move-in
  • pays more to an attorney than the money the state is asking him to pay to begin with
DSP has the money. 1.5% isn't crippling to any business. The state isn't going to worry about hampering innovation, chasing businesses away, or anything like that. It's a minimal amount of money and miles better than what at least 48 out of 58 other states in the country impose.

DSP is not cutting-edge:
Businesses like DSP's have been around for over a decade. Home businesses that offer services solely on the Internet have existed for longer than DSP has been alive. Businesses engage in all sorts of activities that have no impact on their taxation: a business can market, give freebies away, provide customer service, or any other "people aren't paying me for this particular thing, i'm only paid for this thing over here, the rest is free-will contributions" activity they want. That stuff only matters to a taxing authority if they're a charitable organization trying to meet the "non-exempt business activities" test to determine whether or not they should lose their tax-exemt status. Washington's B&O tax tries to throw people a bone by allowing them to categorize different t business activities for tax reasons, but they're not going to let people making middle class incomes beat the shit out of them with that bone and pay no taxes.
 
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Phil only looks at his bank account balance. All that matters is the amount he has NOW. If he doesn't have enough to pay his bills (or more likely, pay for dinner) at the moment he looks at the balance, it's time to beg and go on another rant about YouTube's STOOPID ad revenue policies. He is in no way struggling for money and never has been. His problem is that he is the consummate braindead consumer that has to have everything he wants right away and never thinks to wait until after he's covered all of the essential costs. It's actually amazing how much one man that spends all day every day in his house doing nothing can spend. He also knows that his fans will cover for him when he starts begging, so he's been conditioned to do this and unironically believes this is how the world works.
 
Phil only looks at his bank account balance. All that matters is the amount he has NOW. If he doesn't have enough to pay his bills (or more likely, pay for dinner) at the moment he looks at the balance, it's time to beg and go on another rant about YouTube's STOOPID ad revenue policies. He is in no way struggling for money and never has been. His problem is that he is the consummate braindead consumer that has to have everything he wants right away and never thinks to wait until after he's covered all of the essential costs. It's actually amazing how much one man that spends all day every day in his house doing nothing can spend. He also knows that his fans will cover for him when he starts begging, so he's been conditioned to do this and unironically believes this is how the world works.
Don't worry he let everyone know today he just needs 2-3 more years for his house to build up enough equity then he will be fine. Well, not fine. After he uses all that money to get him out of debt he is going to be strapt for cash, so if you could sub/cheer/tip and watch all 90 ads on the 30 videos he puts out everyday that would really help him out, okay?

Think he mentioned a while ago he has $40k in equity already, but when you are on the verge of financial ruin(or pretending to be) it's best to cross your fingers and hold out as long as you can.
 
Don't worry he let everyone know today he just needs 2-3 more years for his house to build up enough equity then he will be fine. Well, not fine. After he uses all that money to get him out of debt he is going to be strapt for cash, so if you could sub/cheer/tip and watch all 90 ads on the 30 videos he puts out everyday that would really help him out, okay?

Think he mentioned a while ago he has $40k in equity already, but when you are on the verge of financial ruin(or pretending to be) it's best to cross your fingers and hold out as long as you can.

Why does he think equity is the answer to his financial problems? How exactly does he think equity works?
 
Don't worry he let everyone know today he just needs 2-3 more years for his house to build up enough equity then he will be fine. Well, not fine. After he uses all that money to get him out of debt he is going to be strapt for cash, so if you could sub/cheer/tip and watch all 90 ads on the 30 videos he puts out everyday that would really help him out, okay?

Think he mentioned a while ago he has $40k in equity already, but when you are on the verge of financial ruin(or pretending to be) it's best to cross your fingers and hold out as long as you can.
Well bugged Business Degree mechanics, nothing he can do dood. But seriously how fuck can a imbecilic moron like Dave get Business degree and turn out the way he is now? I'm not even Business major and i'm doing better than him financially.
 
Why does he think equity is the answer to his financial problems? How exactly does he think equity works?
He thinks that it is basically guaranteed that when he sells his house he'll have enough to pay off his mortgage and have that money left over. Phil is short sighted though. When he finally decides to sell the struggle mansion, he'll sit on it until he gets exactly how much he wants, that's considering he ever gets it.
 
He thinks that it is basically guaranteed that when he sells his house he'll have enough to pay off his mortgage and have that money left over. Phil is short sighted though. When he finally decides to sell the struggle mansion, he'll sit on it until he gets exactly how much he wants, that's considering he ever gets it.
Funny thing is this is the second time he is trying this plan since it was his idea for the CT condo too, so if it gets fucked up again he has no excuse not that it will stop him from giving them. I mean if something goes up in value one year that means it will only go up every year, just like Youtube money.
 
So recently, DSP is considering to refinance his property (The Gout Villa) in hoping to reduce monthly payment and allow the equity to build up so he can cash out

Further information added: It's.......similar to gambling (Specifically roulette) which DSP puts all his money on one number and hopes to win larger amount.
 
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Worse because Dave got a finance degree.

a degree in finance? I always thought he just had on the job experience from his days pushing through predatory home loans before the recession in 08. TBH, I always assumed his experience in the predatory loan field assisted him in getting his current mortgage approved.
 
One other tidbit re: subs. June 6th was the REEEEmergency stream where Phil made bank. Included in that was a whopping 50 subs, of which 35 were new ones (and only 1 gifted). However, 39 subs that day were Twitch subs. It'll be interesting to see how many subs re-up in the next day or so when the month runs out.
You know, there are 2 lolcows I'm following here. DarkSydePhil and YandereDev/Alex. Videogame lolcows.
I can totally see why many - and I really mean MANY - people fall for Alex' shenanigans. Ignoring what a big piece of shit he is, how he treats other people and is incapable of ever finishing Yandere Simulator and what a big mess his code his, he at least created some kind of appeal which draws simple minds to it. He's a paranoid manipulator, uses cute images, has a calm/creepy voice and promises murder and boobs. I can totally see why many unaware people blindly fall for him. There is a reason, even so a bad reason, why he makes big money.

Phil is an uncharismatic boring lazy cuck who sits all day on his greasy couch and plays videogames in a mind numbingly fashion. You could put grandma in his place who has no idea how anything in the modern world works, not that much of a difference. Except grandma would be funnier. Where is the appeal? The daily lolcow scenes why even we follow his ass on a daily basis?
(Edit: In Alex' case you actually need to investigate or put on the critical-thinking-cap. Hating Phil's guts needs no investigation, you watch his videos/streams and there is all you need to know, this guy stinks).

What I wanna say: I don't get why he gets this support when he asks for it and survives like the roach he is. Except all the support comes from detractors who want to see the cinematic universe for a couple more sessions. It's really hard to understand his fanbase.

I don't know why someone would rate you optimistic, that's exactly the kind of shit he has done numerous times with other games. He calls it his "experience" and therefore it has to be uploaded. It's why his videos are full of technical difficulties and him spending 15 minutes adjusting the sound levels.
Ah, the important episode 1 views. Just make sure the video stinks like old fish.
 
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I was surprised to see that he didn't.


According to a VOD screenshot I have he first came on camera around 1:38 in. Do you know how long it took for him to finally get to gameplay?

Looking into the raw log, the uptime command I remember seeing happened at 12:12 PST, and he was just booting the game up at that point. And people were giving him shit about surround sound for some reason (I guess he was bitching about it?).

[15:12] nightbot!nightbot@nightbot.tmi.twitch.tv PRIVMSG #darksydephil :This stream has been live for: 1 hour, 57 minutes, 35 seconds

Unrelated note: Total Subs (via decapi): 434 ('member when it was 466 like 3 days ago? I 'member.)
 
Looking into the raw log, the uptime command I remember seeing happened at 12:12 PST, and he was just booting the game up at that point. And people were giving him shit about surround sound for some reason (I guess he was bitching about it?).

[15:12] nightbot!nightbot@nightbot.tmi.twitch.tv PRIVMSG #darksydephil :This stream has been live for: 1 hour, 57 minutes, 35 seconds

Unrelated note: Total Subs (via decapi): 434 ('member when it was 466 like 3 days ago? I 'member.)
  • 16 minutes in he started talking
  • 1 hour 38 minutes in the game booted up
  • 1 hour 58 minutes in he started playing after the figured out how to get his audio working (note stream audio was fine)
He also repeatedly said his audio wasn't working during the intro scene music thing, ruining the experience for both his live viewers and YouTube since he didn't redo it; he just started playing where he'd left off. He could have (lol) just sat quietly until it was over and allowed his viewers to enjoy the intro before briefly mentioning the issue and beginning to fix it. Then edited ONE video to remove him fixing the issue.
 
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