Titpee / This is Thin Privilege - Morbidly Obese HAES Tumblrinas

[Trombonista]

Bumping this from the grave:

Spoiler: Lost and Pound

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This has to be a troll submission.

 

[Meowthkip]

I would think a landwhale would be easier to find, if anything.

The jokes write themselves.

 

[ActualKiwi]

The jokes write themselves.

Instead of manning the search vehicles, they would be manning the harpoons?

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Bumping this from the grave:

Spoiler: Lost and Pound

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At a bunch of different Walmarts they have a board in the front stapled with photos and information of missing children most of them tend to be Hispanic or black.

I'm pretty sure that it is harder to kidnap a POS than a skinny person

 

[Dysnomia]

Bumping this from the grave:

Spoiler: Lost and Pound

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Lost it at "xe". Totally unnecessary. For the sheer sake of accuracy even if the child missing uses neopronoun nonsense they are going to be described as either male or female. People aren't going to check the missing children board at Walmart and look for xes, xirs and xemselfs. If only they had aged progressed Kyron Horman and Madeleine McCann into 300 lbs landwhales we would have found them already.

 

[AnOminous]

Lost it at "xe". Totally unnecessary. For the sheer sake of accuracy even if the child missing uses neopronoun nonsense they are going to be described as either male or female. People aren't going to check the missing children board at Walmart and look for xes, xirs and xemselfs. If only they had aged progressed Kyron Horman and Madeleine McCann into 300 lbs landwhales we would have found them already.

PROTIP: To find Madeleine McCann, waterboard her parents.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Bumping this from the grave:

Spoiler: Lost and Pound

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I mean they also never age progress the child into a skeleton covered in earth, which is far more likely.

 

[TenMilesWide]

I mean they also never age progress the child into a skeleton covered in earth, which is far more likely.

sick necro my dude

 

[Salted caramel tears]

Reading though this thread has reminded me what a bunch of gullible idiots the Titpee mods are.

 

[George Oscar Bluth Jr]

If you're getting to the point where doctors can't weigh you with their scales, you've gone way past "overweight." You are obese.

Way past obese, even. For an average height woman, you'd be obese at 175 pounds or higher. An average height man would have to be around 200 pounds. Neither of those weights are even near "the scale at the doctor's office can't weigh you" territory. Hell, I just looked up a random scale you can buy on Amazon (the FitBit scale). It supports up to 350 pounds. I imagine the scales at the doctor's office are better than the FitBit scale, but I'll be generous and say the weight limit is the same, in which case this person is approaching 400 pounds.

I don't even know how anyone manages to eat that much. Do they drink nothing but melted butter?

 

[Daisy]

Titpee in a nutshell.

 

[Vorhtbame]

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Titpee in a nutshell.

Close, but the reality is that the thin person just smiled at the fat person, and then another one roared up on a Rascal scooter and whispered in her ear, "That wasn't a real smile. They were laughing at you. It's a microaggression designed to make people like us feel less human. I mean, why would a thin person smile at you out of friendliness? Look at you; you're fat..."

 

[Daisy]

Close, but the reality is that the thin person just smiled at the fat person, and then another one roared up on a Rascal scooter and whispered in her ear, "That wasn't a real smile. They were laughing at you. It's a microaggression designed to make people like us feel less human. I mean, why would a thin person smile at you out of friendliness? Look at you; you're fat..."

Even more accurate. This is how Titpee recruits, except I have a hard time imagining many of them leave their house for more than 5 minutes before having a trigger attack and running home to cry on Tumblr.

(In retrospect, the comic may have worked better if the thin person had bumped into the fat one. Or told them to move aside for a second. Eh, c'est la vie.)

 

[George Oscar Bluth Jr]

Close, but the reality is that the thin person just smiled at the fat person, and then another one roared up on a Rascal scooter and whispered in her ear, "That wasn't a real smile. They were laughing at you. It's a microaggression designed to make people like us feel less human. I mean, why would a thin person smile at you out of friendliness? Look at you; you're fat..."

And then the original fatty went to tumblr and wrote "I was walking outside today and as always was painfully aware of the space I was taking up, trying to hunch and fold my arms to make myself look smaller. I saw a thin person and they SCOWLED AT MY BODY, and then FORCEFULLY RAMMED THEIR SHOULDER INTO MY ARM as they walked by rather than walk a few inches on the grass. A thin person never even has to THINK about the space they're taking up on the sidewalk. Then I went to Goodwill and they sold all the plus-sized clothing to thin women wanting to tailor new clothes out of them while simultaneously making me sit in an airplane seat with both armrests down."

 

[George Oscar Bluth Jr]

I'd go over this point by point but I'd have to write a goddamn novel.

 

[Vorhtbame]

I'd go over this point by point but I'd have to write a goddamn novel.

I personally like the bit where she assumes that thin people are actually secret eaters, scarfing down as much fast food as any given fat person--just not where you can see them. Surely we all eat 3,500 calories a day, yes?

 

[BIG DADDY]

It’s not really fair to equate losing weight with maintaining weight. Like no duh if you’re already thin you don’t have to work at staying that way compared with having to actively lose weight.

But honestly, I don’t get why all these fats think thin people actually give a crap or even think about why they’re fat or care about them losing weight. Just like an alcoholic in the family, we all have fat people in our lives and most of us don’t expect someone to just wake up one day and start making better life choices, so most of us just accept that you’re always going to be fat and it’s not really our business anyway.

 

[Vorhtbame]

It’s not really fair to equate losing weight with maintaining weight. Like no duh if you’re already thin you don’t have to work at staying that way compared with having to actively lose weight.

But honestly, I don’t get why all these fats think thin people actually give a crap or even think about why they’re fat or care about them losing weight. Just like an alcoholic in the family, we all have fat people in our lives and most of us don’t expect someone to just wake up one day and start making better life choices, so most of us just accept that you’re always going to be fat and it’s not really our business anyway.

I mean, the only time a thin girl really cares about whether someone is fat is if she's choosing bridesmaids.

 

[One Man Bland]

It’s not really fair to equate losing weight with maintaining weight. Like no duh if you’re already thin you don’t have to work at staying that way compared with having to actively lose weight.

I'd disagree on this front. A lot of heath experts argue that maintaining weight is often harder than actually losing because a change in your metabolism can happen that causes your usual calorie intake to be too much without you realizing it, or in the case of fat people who lose weight a lot of them get into the mindset that they can go back to eating the way they used to once they get to their goal weight and then declare the diet/exercise they did means it was a sham when they immediately gain it all back as a result.

Also judging from few the links I found on the subject trying to find where they're getting this "thin people eat more than fat people!!!" claim from, that TITPE post overlooks that what the experts are actually saying is that thin people aren't necessarily eating more portion or calorie-wise so much is that they tend to spread their eating throughout the day with foods that are typically low in fat but extremely hearty food, while fat people tend to gravitate towards a lot of junk that is high in calories but ultimately unfilling so people end up eating way over the normal calorie intake threshold in order to feel satisfied. There also seems to be two notable cycles going on where thin people typically have more energy, therefore are more physically active, which allows them burn off whatever they eat, which gives them more energy, while a lot of people in the obese range experience an opposite effect where they find themselves craving larger portions but don't have the energy to burn it off.

Granted there is some nuggets of truth in this in that experts also seem to agree that being a little on the chunky side isn't reflective of your health so long as your heart and lungs are strong and you're active throughout the day, but TITPE is rarely ever talking about such people. And judging by their constant references to "yoga twice a week" and Instagram I'm guessing they don't even know anyone whose thin personally or what their daily regimin is actually like, and instead just scour random thin people's social media accounts to feel bitter about because they assume that one photo they took of that brightly colored cocktail they had last Saturday juxtaposed with a picture of them at brunch is reflective of all of their eating and exercise habits.

 

[AnOminous]

I personally like the bit where she assumes that thin people are actually secret eaters, scarfing down as much fast food as any given fat person--just not where you can see them. Surely we all eat 3,500 calories a day, yes?

These horrifyingly obese lardmonsters probably often break 3,500 calories in a single meal.