Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[NM 457]

Math sperg time :autism:

According to her weight gain insta, our gorl weighed in at 469.4 on January 27. This is the lowest weight I can find. Today, July 9, she's claiming 522.2. That's a 52.8 lb weight gain in 164 days. That's 0.32 pounds/day, or 2.24 lbs/week. At this rate, we can expect her to ring in 2019 at 573.7 elbees, and be graced with the 600s before this time next year.

I'll wrap this up with a quote from the first post she made on that insta: "I’m excited for 2018 because to me, it’s a lot more than a new date on a calendar. When someone asks me, “When did it click?” I can answer with, “2018 was the year I changed my life.” "

If our gorl has a maintenance of 3,700 calories but she's still gaining 2.24 lbs per week, that means she is eating an extra 7840 calories per week on top of her required 25,900 cals. So that means Amberlynn is eating an average of 33,740 cals per week, or an average of 4,820 calories per day y'all!

 

[Paging Dr. Now]

Math sperg time :autism:

According to her weight gain insta, our gorl weighed in at 469.4 on January 27. This is the lowest weight I can find. Today, July 9, she's claiming 522.2. That's a 52.8 lb weight gain in 164 days. That's 0.32 pounds/day, or 2.24 lbs/week. At this rate, we can expect her to ring in 2019 at 573.7 elbees, and be graced with the 600s before this time next year.

I'll wrap this up with a quote from the first post she made on that insta: "I’m excited for 2018 because to me, it’s a lot more than a new date on a calendar. When someone asks me, “When did it click?” I can answer with, “2018 was the year I changed my life.” "

She will make 600 Elbees by the end of the year...her broken metabolism will continue to downgrade/combined with even greater mobility challenges. She's gaining faster and faster.

 

[NervousSideEye]

She gained in a week what many people aim to lose in a week. She is fucking delusional if she honestly believes she will ever lose a significant amount of weight on her own.

 

[Paging Dr. Now]

it's happeneen

EDIT: ninja'd, I'll take my :late: ratings

the comment by misskaela206 is cute...'no more yo-yo-ing'. Bitch has to actually lose to yo-yo.

 

[89elbees]

With a TDEE of 3700 calories, if she just ate 2700 calories daily - about double what a chubby 5'3" woman would eat to lose weight - she'd lose 2 pounds a week. 2700 is about what a human sized woman would eat on her most wild cheat day. With even the most minimal effort, weight would be falling off her. It should be significantly easier for her to lose weight than just about anyone on the planet, and instead, she's gaining. Remarkable.

 

[sperginity]

Math sperg time :autism:

According to her weight gain insta, our gorl weighed in at 469.4 on January 27. This is the lowest weight I can find. Today, July 9, she's claiming 522.2. That's a 52.8 lb weight gain in 164 days. That's 0.32 pounds/day, or 2.24 lbs/week. At this rate, we can expect her to ring in 2019 at 573.7 elbees, and be graced with the 600s before this time next year.

I'll wrap this up with a quote from the first post she made on that insta: "I’m excited for 2018 because to me, it’s a lot more than a new date on a calendar. When someone asks me, “When did it click?” I can answer with, “2018 was the year I changed my life.” "

We should really have a pool for hitting 600 lbs. I'm positive that the pace of her weight gain will pick up when she is bed bound so it will happen sooner.

 

[NM 457]

With a TDEE of 3700 calories, if she just ate 2700 calories daily - about double what a chubby 5'3" woman would eat to lose weight - she'd lose 2 pounds a week. 2700 is about what a human sized woman would eat on her most wild cheat day. With even the most minimal effort, weight would be falling off her. It should be significantly easier for her to lose weight than just about anyone on the planet, and instead, she's gaining. Remarkable.

Bu bu I'z can't eat below 5,000 calories, cuz then I be starvin' to dayth, and I cayn't go ta bed starvin'!

 

[ADHD]

Is that a NEW RECORD y'all?‽

522.2 lbs! A dainty BMI of only 92.5! Can she reach a BMI of an even 100 (560 lbs) by the end of this year? Take your bets!

She was 469.4 on January 27. It took her less than 6 months to put on 52.8 lbs, so, yeah, she can easily hit 560 by the end of the year. Hell, if she really puts her mind to it, she could be in Houston for New Years!

 

[C3PBRO]

She will make 600 Elbees by the end of the year...her broken metabolism will continue to downgrade/combined with even greater mobility challenges.

I agree, @89elbees' math is sound. However combined with the mobility issues you describe, the holiday season and all it's associated eating-themed occasions will really do her in. In 2017 she gained 30lbs total (fluctuating wildly, of course), but 15lbs pounds of that was in the final quarter. That she's effortlessly gained 50lbs in a half year given the bumped up TDEE is mind-boggling.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Amber has multiple personalities, right? Maybe she can move in with Hanna Baxter in El Ay! Just don't let her know she has a side deal with Mr. Binge

 

[melissarendato]

Does Amber watch 13 Reasons Why? The main character is named Hannah Baker...

 

[Scaleghost]

This just keeps getting better our 522 lb dainty girl telling someone half her size to lose weight

 

[C3PBRO]

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This just keeps getting better our 522 lb dainty girl telling someone half her size to lose weight

Holy shit lol to say they're going through "the same thing" as a quarter-ton mac and cheese elemental is pretty fucking optimistic.

 

[raritycat]

Does Amber watch 13 Reasons Why? The main character is named Hannah Baker...

Hannah Baxter is also the name of the main character in Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Amberlynn clearly wishes she could get money to sit on a cake.

 

[FupaQueen]

At this point in her life it’s pretty much useless for her to lose the weight. She would have pounds and pounds of extra skin and the damage she has done to her body can’t be undone. Might as well die surrounded by her loved ones (cheesecake factory and walmart)

 

[Twinkie]

Amber made a video about 13 things. I don't remember the content but 99% sure she was UHBSESSED gorl

 

[Teresa77]

With a TDEE of 3700 calories, if she just ate 2700 calories daily - about double what a chubby 5'3" woman would eat to lose weight - she'd lose 2 pounds a week. 2700 is about what a human sized woman would eat on her most wild cheat day. With even the most minimal effort, weight would be falling off her. It should be significantly easier for her to lose weight than just about anyone on the planet, and instead, she's gaining. Remarkable.

I think a lot of it is the restaurants. She has admitted there is nothing to do where she lives so she goes to restaurants. One meal at someplace like the Mexican restaurant would probably be more than 3000 calories and then she either goes out to eat again or eats "healthy" at home. If she would drop the eating out I think we'd see a difference.

 

[JaneThough]

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This just keeps getting better our 522 lb dainty girl telling someone half her size to lose weight

Here's the chick Amber is saying needs to lose weight. She's losing weight, gorl! You've gained what she's lost so far this year, and then some!

 

[Twinkie]

goddamn you know amber is just seething with ankle envy. and that girl even fits into real shoes

 

[wheelpower]

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This just keeps getting better our 522 lb dainty girl telling someone half her size to lose weight

Oh my god she's so stupid, literally the last person that should be commenting on anyones weight. AMBER you broke a fucking CAR CAUSE YOU'RE FAT!