Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Math sperg time :autism:

According to her weight gain insta, our gorl weighed in at 469.4 on January 27. This is the lowest weight I can find. Today, July 9, she's claiming 522.2. That's a 52.8 lb weight gain in 164 days. That's 0.32 pounds/day, or 2.24 lbs/week. At this rate, we can expect her to ring in 2019 at 573.7 elbees, and be graced with the 600s before this time next year.

I'll wrap this up with a quote from the first post she made on that insta: "I’m excited for 2018 because to me, it’s a lot more than a new date on a calendar. When someone asks me, “When did it click?” I can answer with, “2018 was the year I changed my life.” "

I've said it before but she's really gained a crazy amount this year. But I guess it's because she didn't even have a scale before or the one needed batteries so she could of been gaining like this the whole time. She might of been over 500lbs and never knew since she didn't weigh herself.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

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This just keeps getting better our 522 lb dainty girl telling someone half her size to lose weight

What a fucking cunt! Hey Hamber, that young lady is actually losing weight and looks much better than you and your inbred yokel bull dyke Becky probably ever will!

I'm pretty sure Amber is seething with jealously.

 

[pickleniggo]

Holy shit, dude. Every WEEK is a new starting weight. She's gaining a pound day, y'all. 600 by September. Hear the weather in Houston is nice that time of year....

Any. Way. I bet Crystal Nichole's words are just poking the binge monster. Amber has no goddamn right to talk about people who are actually doing something about their weight. Create more fake ass-patters, gorl, it's not going to make the truth suddenly a LAH.

 

[Faggot Gift]

That gorl is able to wear heels at this point unlike Amber.

 

[sperginity]

At this point in her life it’s pretty much useless for her to lose the weight. She would have pounds and pounds of extra skin and the damage she has done to her body can’t be undone. Might as well die surrounded by her loved ones (cheesecake factory and walmart)

She's never had a life that wasn't limited by obesity. Even someone with lots of extra skin can go do things they never could as a fat person, it's like a brand new life. She would have a blast and probably get a better looking girlfriend if she could get the surgery and follow through. I don't think she will, but I also don't think it's fair to say her life is ruined permanently. It could improve vastly under the right conditions.

 

[Xenomorph]

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This just keeps getting better our 522 lb dainty girl telling someone half her size to lose weight

She already took the post down

 

[wheelpower]

Post is still up but many comments have been deleted

 

[666EVE666]

Her brilliant response to the IG drama:

 

[Scootypuff Sluts]

This is the full image of "Hannah Baxter." I wasn't able to narrow down exactly who she really is, but she seems to be some generic Pinterest model.

Edit: http://sometimesglam.com/2015/01/19/weekend-chic/

Found the website of this woman. Her name is Crystal.

Even in Amber’s fantasy world of a Pinterest model catfish photo, she’s STILL fat.

 

[Barbarella]

Huh. It’s like she’s not even pretending to try to lose weight. Or lie. I honestly think he next plan is to get to 600 lbs and go on My 600 Lb Life.

I suppose they might not take her, but I guess her YouTube following, modest as it is, shows she can interest an audience.

So bring on the crying bathing scene.

Problem is, if she can’t lose the weight Dr Now asks to to, she may end up on the cutting room floor. And we know she’ll never get up.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Amber and 13 Reasons Why:

 

[pickleniggo]

Her brilliant response to the IG drama:

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Funny, the only "hateful comment" I see is a 530 pound toddler calling someone who is actively bettering themselves fat solely because she can't handle the truth that she needs a real intervention by a licensed professional.

 

[Xenomorph]

Huh. It’s like she’s not even pretending to try to lose weight. Or lie. I honestly think he next plan is to get to 600 lbs and go on My 600 Lb Life.

I suppose they might not take her, but I guess her YouTube following, modest as it is, shows she can interest an audience.

So bring on the crying bathing scene.

Problem is, if she can’t lose the weight Dr Now asks to to, she may end up on the cutting room floor. And we know she’ll never get up.

She wont because the false rape allegations and her family will come out the woodwork for some crack money.
She wont risk it, she knows she would be really fucked on a national level.

 

[C3PBRO]

Huh. It’s like she’s not even pretending to try to lose weight. Or lie. I honestly think he next plan is to get to 600 lbs and go on My 600 Lb Life.

I suppose they might not take her, but I guess her YouTube following, modest as it is, shows she can interest an audience.

So bring on the crying bathing scene.

Problem is, if she can’t lose the weight Dr Now asks to to, she may end up on the cutting room floor. And we know she’ll never get up.

This will probably sound awful, because it is.

But the "My 600lb Life" subjects that do not lose the weight, the assholes who cry about water weight while their sad fat enablers mumble at the camera about how they get shouted at if they buy 14 boxes of hamburger helper instead of 15? They're the entertaining ones. Amberlynn would be one of the entertaining ones. I think the only thing stopping her is her pride. But given the ridiculous series she just released, and her diminishing interest in putting makeup on or even a clean change of clothes for her HD camera vlogs, I'd say that pride is eroding pretty quick, and I'm feeling optimistic.

 

[Faggot Gift]

 

[Twinkie]

Funny, the only "hateful comment" I see is a 530 pound toddler calling someone who is actively bettering themselves fat solely because she can't handle the truth that she needs a real intervention by a licensed professional.

Not a chance. You see how quickly she shuts down when confronted with anything less than asspats? She's hopeless

 

[Recent Lurker]

How can she talk about wanting to exercise yet she uses a scooter in Walmart?

 

[Wilford Brimley]

This will probably sound awful, because it is.

But the "My 600lb Life" subjects that do not lose the weight, the assholes who cry about water weight while their sad fat enablers mumble at the camera about how they get shouted at if they buy 14 boxes of hamburger helper instead of 15? They're the entertaining ones. Amberlynn would be one of the entertaining ones. I think the only thing stopping her is her pride. But given the ridiculous series she just released, and her diminishing interest in putting makeup on or even a clean change of clothes for her HD camera vlogs, I'd say that pride is eroding pretty quick, and I'm feeling optimistic.

So..... James King?

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

At this point in her life it’s pretty much useless for her to lose the weight. She would have pounds and pounds of extra skin and the damage she has done to her body can’t be undone. Might as well die surrounded by her loved ones (cheesecake factory and walmart)

Exactly. She's not losing weight anymore. I think she knows that too deep down. That's why she's given up all pretense of losing weight and now aiming for that my600lb life gravy train. I'm actually surprised she still mobile at this point. Imagine the stress on her ankles. Just one misstep and she's a gonner. Bedbound for few months where she'll gain 50points and then finally become bedbound for life

At this point ,she might just as well give up youtube ,open patreon and register on feeder websites and make actual 100k per year camming for donations

 

[RanchRanchLover]

Naw lads she's taking the fucking piss out of us isn't she? She wants to get on TLC's 600lb life so she can get the money they pay you. She's taking us for a ride lol. Which is fine coz for a fact she'll overeat after surgery and burst the stitches and cry about how hard her past was and that's why she can't recover yadda yadda. Can't wait xD