DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[James Smith]

How many streamers do you know in their 40's?

I saw some footage of DSP playing a Tony Hawk game yesterday and DSP kept going on about Tony "In better shape than most people half his age" Hawk being a geriatric etc. Phil "Geriatric stool in my shower" Burnell.

He also talked about Tony "Still excellent at what he does" Hawk being too old for the job. Phil "30s Let's Player with maybe 10 years left before he's a dinosaur" Burnell.

He literally wouldn't be allowed to register for the program since he has many videos that are from games not on that list unless he would mass delete his videos.

That only affects entire channels partnered with Nintendo's Creators Program, similar to the way a channel is partnered with Machinima/Curse/etc. Channels that manually add individual videos wouldn't be affected by having non-Nintendo stuff on their channel.

 

[PantsuParty]

"But your not mature, so I don't expect you to get that!".

You'll notice how Phil says "no children" watch his khantent yet he won't hesitate to say "when you grow up and find out how life works"

 

[ZehnBoat]

His argument would also be better if he was describing anyone else except Markiplier now and Pewdiepie from 5 - 6 years ago. He can't be like "All big Youtubers are like this" then clam up when asked to give examples, or just list Pewdiepie and Markiplier and nobody else.

funny how he makes claims like that but then I DONT WATCH OTHER PEOPLE DOOD I DONT HAVE TIME IM PAHSITIVE I DONT LIKE DRAMA

 

[gaarashatan]

You'll notice how Phil says "no children" watch his khantent yet he won't hesitate to say "when you grow up and find out how life works"

the actual funny thing here is how he can say that there isnt a single child that watches his khatent, with a straight face. especially since he has very low-brow and toilet humor. everytime phil says something you can just feel 10k+ people close their eyes and rub the bridge of their noses. hes so fucking childish and moronic its just so dam exhausting even though all he does is talk. shit makes my eyes roll back into my head. god hes so fucking stupid

 

[Wing Zero]

People including swagginz seem to be trolling Phil by donating in bits instead of tipping him.

That is a VERY loose definition of "trolling".

"Phil is gonna have to wait 45 days for those hundreds of dollars. I sure showed him!"

 

[Mannlicher]

That is a VERY loose definition of "trolling".

"Phil is gonna have to wait 45 days for those hundreds of dollars. I sure showed him!"

Shoot, I wish i was "trolled" like that by a bunch of people.

 

[A Ghost]

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didn't phil use to do top 10 countdowns of his most "raged" moments which would count as a montage of his rage. but im giving phil 2 mouths before he (or more then likely one of his fans" ends up doing a "funny moments" videos just for the views

 

[PantsuParty]

didn't phil use to do top 10 countdowns of his most "raged" moments which would count as a montage of his rage.

Not only that he used to do 'Top 10 Racist Moments of 20xx'. He really gave WatchMojo a run for their money.

 

[no fucker]

im giving phil 2 mouths before he (or more then likely one of his fans" ends up doing a "funny moments" videos just for the views

I dunno, that would require actual editing and sifting through all those hard drives bursting with raw khantent (which I’m sure are mad disorganized). Could take a few hours... probably better to just let one of the paypigs do it for him and then take all the credit and profit.

 

[harbinger]

Everyone knows that as long as it isn't something like cigarettes or booze, advertising to children is a good idea.

I beg to differ. Advertising cigarettes and booze to children was huge success, that’s why it was outlawed in the US.

Then Phil will really be fucked. Unless he's hoping to stream into his 80s or whateve

Hahahahaha... oh, you’re serious. Phil will be lucky to see 60. He’s going to get a blood clot in his leg that will throttle his ticker one day.

didn't phil use to do top 10 countdowns of his most "raged" moments which would count as a montage of his rage. but im giving phil 2 mouths before he (or more then likely one of his fans" ends up doing a "funny moments" videos just for the views

Phyllis cut off his KOCC ages ago.

 

[Authentic Sauce]

There is no solid long term plan for Phil. He's probably waiting things out until a real competitor for Youtube appears and he think that will somehow magically make him much more money, which realistically will not be the case.

I don't see Dave having that much of a plan. He is also late on everything he does besides the original YouTube Lets Play. He was late on direct capture, twitch and just about every popular game, Minecraft and PUBG are good examples and still hasn't changed from raw gameplay.

People are being way to optimistic about Phil's serious adult business' demise.

I agree with your basic point that people are too optimistic about his demise. All the comments about he needs to get a real job are silly. He makes way more money doing what he does to drop it for an easy 9 to 5 job. His income would probably have drop by half to two thirds to make a job a better bet for him. I still believe even with all his debt and now federal tax issues he still has a pretty easy out. Sell the WA house and use that money to hit the reset button. If he only had 1 mortgage to pay his financial problems would be more manageable.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I dunno, that would require actual editing and sifting through all those hard drives bursting with raw khantent (which I’m sure are mad disorganized). Could take a few hours... probably better to just let one of the paypigs do it for him and then take all the credit and profit.

he'll either have a fan do it, say it'll give the fan exposure, and forget to credit him anyway
or he'll just pull out a paper with a printed shorthand version of what happened and it'll be a two hour talk about those moments, and every moment will be "BLAH BLAH BLAH I DID THIS THING DOY WHAT A DUMB GUY I WAS ARF ARF ARF [read donation] [bitch about trolls]" repeat

His income would probably have drop by half to two thirds to make a job a better bet for him.

even if he was scraping by phil would still stream, the only places he could work are basic jobs phil thinks are beneath him. if he's getting a job he would want a nice cushy office job where he sits around all day and pretends to know what he's doing.

 

[Haunter]

2 random minutes with DSP: H1Z1

Enter the stream to hear Phil explain that his hairline has receded in one spot because of how he used to comb it as a kid. Although he claims "it never grew there", you can clearly see it in his younger pictures.

Phil wishes he had time to play the games he wants. JohnCuck, who was gifted a sub by Anony earlier today after promising to never troll Phil, is already revealing his latent 'detractor':
JohnCuck: Don't have time? he has plenty of time no games in July!

"Huh?! You can fire your gun out the window?!" Driving a car, he accidentally presses X to discover a rather useful game mechanic. On top of perhaps demonstrating a habit of poorly handling his controller, it shows a total lack of the basic curiosity and initiative it takes to test what the buttons on the controller do.

Derichloveslemur: @darksydephil I’ll be on the “Top Cheer” again someday, I had to farm up those 156 bits in the past 3 Days and it took a lot of work.
King of Hypocrisy defended his Cheer Badge here a while ago with the argument that farming for bits is hardly work. This is obviously subjective, but Derich's comment here shows that it can certainly be interpreted as such :/

Phil nets a kill early in his first game (and of course shits all over the guy). Soon after he's gunned down himself: "You saw what happened!? I tried to fire and the frame rate chopped up! Then the guy spammed his shotgun!" Not only is the game against him by "chopping up", the opposition is playing cheap by "spamming" a weapon. God knows why two excuses were needed here.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

watching the latest snort upload, it seems I overheard phill crediting his clairvoyant nature and extensive research as to why he finds himself with a pocket full of equity. I would love to hear him elaborate on this alot more. that's the first time I've heard him describe the specifics of his research, outside of taxes.... he also sees/ hopes for continued value increase for 7 years.... I dont see myself hanging around that long personally

Lmfao dave will be lucky to last 7 more years mentally or physically.

 

[actually]

No stream Thursday night and looks like he might trot Kat out again Friday. Something's up. Also, despite 26 subs today (15 resubs & 5 gifts), he's currently at 410.

 

[JamFlowMan]

You'll notice how Phil says "no children" watch his khantent yet he won't hesitate to say "when you grow up and find out how life works"

You don't become a mature adult until 35. That's when you learn to do laundry, go grocery shopping, and drink yourself stupid after playing video games all day. Only things mature adults can do.

 

[no fucker]

Not sure if the oaf is sucking up to LTG to discourage him from REAL TALK about the “exhibition matches” he backed out on like a coward or if he’s just so lacking in basic social skills that when he tries to make a friend he swerves hard in the opposite direction from his usual behavior and begins groveling. Last time Phil was calling him “sir” repeatedly iirc.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

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Not sure if the oaf is sucking up to LTG to discourage him from REAL TALK about the “exhibition matches” he backed out on like a coward or if he’s just so lacking in basic social skills that when he tries to make a friend he swerves hard in the opposite direction from his usual behavior and begins groveling. Last time Phil was calling him “sir” repeatedly iirc.

He’s just a little cowardly bitch, he’s not used to being on equal footing with another person. Dave is use to talking with people on his streams, on his own site, or when they try to talk to him on Twitter, all situations he has control over and can silence the person at a moments notice. He’s use to people coming to him to converse, and in this situation it’s the other way around, he knows if he says anything to tick of LTG he’ll just block his ass and be done, so his default mode is to be a little bitch and grovel.

The best part it’s towards someone who really couldn’t care less about him, he use to hate being mentioned in the same sentence as our boy dave here, but daves way 2 busy and probably has no idea how much of a clown he looks like kissing up to LTG of all people on twitter

 

[Noob-Noob]

Yo, what kind of jank-ass lookin stats are these??

No numbers. Just titles and lines, with their spacing from the first image being COMPLETELY different to second image.

Close out of Microsoft Paint and put down the gin Phil. Arn't you supposed to be stress binging Netflix anyway??

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Yo, what kind of jank-ass lookin stats are these??

No numbers. Just titles and lines, with their spacing from the first image being COMPLETELY different to second image.

Close out of Microsoft Paint and put down the gin Phil. Arn't you supposed to be stress binging Netflix anyway??

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It’s shit like this that honeslty makes me wish YouTube would just ban his account. This dude is nothing but toxic and venomous towards the site. I’ve never seen someone cry so much about not making enough money on a site that has no obligation to pay you. He’s not a YouTube employee, and if he was his ass would’ve been canned years ago for how shitty his behavior is. He does nothing but bite the hand that feeds him, newsflash princess if you have an issue with how the site is handling itself, leave. If not, grow up and deal with it, because at this point the site doesn’t owe you a damn thing.