Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,638 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,542
Oh it's lower. Back in the Destiny era, even with the dictionary entry for "martyr" right in front of her, she still managed to completely misunderstand the definition.
That was only a few months ago, which makes it funnier somehow. She's so dumb it's all bled together as one big dumb life.
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That was only a few months ago, which makes it funnier somehow. She's so dumb it's all bled together as one big dumb life.
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Goddamn, I'd forgotten about that. Don't worry, y'all, she's a writer, she's got this. English is her first language, but she's still a-learnin'!

AL: Since we know you read here, a martyr is a person who dies for a cause. It's used to describe people like you (ironically...that's a whole other word we'll need to define later for you) who try to make themselves a perpetual victim.
 
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well i hope she finds a gorl in texas before she gets bed bound because Dr. Now will be ready to see her!
It might be even lower.

I thought Amber was mentioning a discussion we've been having here for a long time. Love the "I have the wrong kind of bones and organs".

It's never her fault you guys. Even the haydurz say it's because she was born with the wrong kind of bones and organs.
since when is Texas Steakhouse genetics?
 
I feel for him, but you don't have to give your permission to be filmed. He could try and strike the video or something, but that's about it.

These fags made a deal with the devil when they agreed to let hamber move in and pay 66% of the expenses. Now Eric won't work because of his ~anxiety and Becky won't work because (??) so they need Amber more than ever.
 
Amber got more that white chick who exclusively dates black guys so she thinks that gives her nigga privileges chic ever since she got that shitty dye jobs. Even more so in "vacation" vlogs. It's bad to stereotype but a lot of girls like that have the same look but are able to wear more than one pair of pants. It could be why she was a delinquent in school, trying to act hood to impress black dudes. Dumb I know, but I'm curious and I admit to not being up and up on my Amber lore.

Also, not trying to start a Amber's not a real lesbian debate.
 
I'm not sure what kind of "nigga privileges" you think she's taking (lol?), but considering the places Amber has lived, I'm not sure there were any black guys around to impress.

She simply appropriates fag slang and internet slang, both of which have taken a lot from black culcha
 

ON THIS DAY
4 years ago, Amber went to Busch Gardens! Here are some highlights!
- Doesn’t ride rides because she is too fat for a lot of them. At least she’s progressed, now she is too fat for mini putt too!
- “I had a hard debation” about wearing a cardigan to cover her arms bc insecure.
- Wants chicken tenders at Sheetz, but “did the good choice” of a chicken and ranch sandwich on a roll instead. Nice.
- Bitchy as hell to Krystle at 4:00, making her feel stupid for filming something other than her beautiful gorgeous stuneen face.
- Coos over some scraggly ass, obviously depressed animals.
- Amber is wearing sneakers! Tbt to the days her deformed feet could fit into something other than her gross flats.
- “They didn’t know they would be getting wet right here, I’m gonna film cause that is really funny” Films it. The water comes out of the back of the ride so they don’t actually get wet. Is not really funny.
- “I’m legit sweating right now. Sweating. Like, who sweats anymore?” LOL. Amber thinks sweating is sooo 1995.
- After Krystle rides a bunch of roller coasters and “little kid rides”, Amber forces her to go on the only ride she can fit on, a train tour. Krystle yawns. The end.

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You're getting really defensive over your convoluted theory that this fat white lesbian is trying to "attract black men" in the very white places she has spent her life.
Amber has said she hooked up with dudes in highschool and I was referencing her time in highschool. So calm down nigga.

Reading past a second grade level is hard. Soon you will know the difference between past and present tense.
 
Can we all just have a Big Gulp of diet lol calm down? The target is Amberlynn here, and with a target that size, I honestly don't get how people are missing it and plinking each other instead.
Expecting no one to be catty when bitches congregate is more futile than Amber's weight loss journey.

I love you catty bitches, btw.
 
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