Joshua Wise & Stephen Boyd The Chris-Chan Extortionists - and the End of Evangelion

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I’d watch a sitcom about Chris, Marvin, and Null living in an apartment somewhere and the latter two always having to grudgingly fix the damage caused by Chris’ wacky autism.

But they do it anyway.

 

[Mr. 0]

I get people want Chris to be protected. Yet somehow all this talk of 24/7 supervision rubs me wrong.

It's a feelgood idea meant to alleviate any misplaced guilt over following Chris's antics and laughing at him, regardless of who was behind it. Acting on it requires him to surrender free agency, which he sure as hell will never do and is fully capable of refusing to.

 

[Lupin The Turd]

Brand new to the forums, been lurking for a while and when I discovered Null was "white knighting" Chris I was a little confused and peeved. "What gives him the right to hold back new potential Chris content from us?" I thought because the idea guy stuff only seemed to be cheeky 'Sonichu is totally real bro' trolling. Slowly though, with reading this thread being the turning point I now see why Null's doing this. Chris will always be interesting to observe and discuss but nothing will be able to recapture that golden age. I hope these shitheads are brought to justice.

 

[Lum_Invader]

It's a feelgood idea meant to alleviate any misplaced guilt over following Chris's antics and laughing at him, regardless of who was behind it. Acting on it requires him to surrender free agency, which he sure as hell will never do and is fully capable of refusing to.

Yeah i get why people feel this way but it is somewhat unrealistic. There might come a point when protecting Chris will prove to be very difficult. This is why I agree with others who say that Chris should probably be in a group home, though, I do worry what group homes are like in that area of Virginia; given what we've seen from the authorities there.

 

[OrsonZedd]

No one here happens to be a masked vigilante who will beat up a few people for us, are they? No?

This is, well I kinda had a suspicion something was happening, where someone was messing with Chris. I didn't, couldn't, wouldn't imagine in my wildest dreams someone was asinine enough to actually extort Chris out of his money. Sure I know many of us don't think Chris uses his money wisely in the first place, but this is awful. Seriously, if you see these people in public, punch them in their goddamn teeth.

 

[White bubblegum]

Why a group home and not just supervision? He can manage his basic needs, he just needs some supervising so he doesn't fall to one of these schemes again. If he wants to be a fat tranny living in a dirty house he can. But he shouldn't be the victim of any crimes.

 

[Nobunaga]

I’d watch a sitcom about Chris, Marvin, and Null living in an apartment somewhere and the latter two always having to grudgingly fix the damage caused by Chris’ wacky autism.

But they do it anyway.

Want to hear something even funnier?
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[LikeicareKF]

 

[Zaragoza]

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In the CWCki there is an entire page that articulates his entire thought process and how he interprets the real world, him being close to 40 means nothing for a guy like Chris.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Apparently Chris is as functioning as a normal 40 year old man now.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

This guy reminds me of Michaeldragon800

Have a look at their channel, all of their videos have between 1 (one!) and 5 views and have been uploaded a year ago. That particular video has 125, but 99% surely came from us.

This wankers thought they would be the next PewDiePie but couldn't even convince their mommas to watch that crap.

 

[bigshot]

It's a feelgood idea meant to alleviate any misplaced guilt over following Chris's antics and laughing at him.

I think that is a motivation behind people who send Chris money and try to help him in small ways. When push comes to shove though that doesn't go very far.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I’d watch a sitcom about Chris, Marvin, and Null living in an apartment somewhere and the latter two always having to grudgingly fix the damage caused by Chris’ wacky autism.

But they do it anyway.

Everybody Loves Chris-Chan (Except Hirtes)

 

[Mr. 0]

Yeah i get why people feel this way but it is somewhat unrealistic. There might come a point when protecting Chris will prove to be very difficult. This is why I agree with others who say that Chris should probably be in a group home, though, I do worry what group homes are like in that area of Virginia; given what we've seen from the authorities there.

More like totally impossible. Again, Chris doesn't need to be in a fucking group home, he is not cripplingly disabled, just dumb as fuck.

If it was someone neurotypical (but equally dumb as Chris) who got hit by this exact same thing (tricked somehow into confessing to heinous stuff and being blackmailed with it to do equally heinous things and throw money at it) would people be pushing this "group home" shit?

I think that is a motivation behind people who send Chris money and try to help him in small ways. When push comes to shove though that doesn't go very far.

and guess where that road led to

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Why a group home and not just supervision? He can manage his basic needs, he just needs some supervising so he doesn't fall to one of these schemes again. If he wants to be a fat tranny living in a dirty house he can. But he shouldn't be the victim of any crimes.

Do you honestly think Chris would be OK with someone managing his money for him to make sure he didn't spend it on junk? In theory, that sounds like a good idea. To Chris, it most likely isn't.

If it was someone neurotypical (but equally dumb as Chris) who got hit by this exact same thing (tricked somehow into confessing to heinous stuff and being blackmailed with it to do equally heinous things and throw money at it) would people be pushing this "group home" shit?

They'd be pushing for medical evaluation for sure.

 

[Done]

Nick Rekieta made a video about this (56 mins).

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Nick Rekieta made a video about this (56 mins).

Mind explaining what went on

 

[Done]

Mind explaining what went on

TL;DW: If they get prosecuted for this, and Null's evidence is as substantial as claimed (probably yes), then they will probably be found guilty uner both VA state laws and Federal laws regarding extortion.

Also, there may be a case for taking Chris away from Barb if she's illegally taking his .

Which is essentially what @AnOminous said earlier.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Also, there may be a case for taking Chris away from Barb if she's illegally taking his .

Is there an American equivalent to the Dept. of Work and Pensions? Surely if large amounts of Chris' benefits were being withdrawn at a certain time each month someone would look into it?

 

[Done]

Is there an American equivalent to the Dept. of Work and Pensions? Surely if large amounts of Chris' benefits were being withdrawn at a certain time each month someone would look into it?

1300 dollars are the rounding error of a rounding error of a rounding error. No one in government is gonna do extensive paperwork for that small of an amount.