Joshua Wise & Stephen Boyd Cryzel Torture

I wonder what their endgame was, if they had one.
First lines in the chatlog:

18/04/08 20:34:59 <Christine> Ha. I was not expecting to be here.
18/04/08 20:35:43 <Christine> I’m drawing right now. Is there anything else to talk about now?
18/04/08 20:35:52 <Gwen> You owe me twenty thousand dollars.

I think it was just money. From the start. That's the first thing they say to him.
 
I say this as someone who was at one point deeply entrenched in a few RP communities back in the day:

These guys are such shitty roleplayers it's not even funny. I know that they probably were jacking themselves off about how edgy and uguanimu they were being but holy shit...An actual mentally handicapped person was better at roleplaying this whole fucking shenanigan than they were. I wish Chris' elitism would've kicked in and made him realize that he's (somehow?) much fucking better at this than they are.
 
This is the most cringeworthy thing to come out of CWC's life on the internet, and it didn't even come out of Chris himself, it came out of these fucks. These guys outcringed a man who drank his own jizz, froze his own jizz in the freezer, fucked a blow up doll on camera, and legitimately believes in fantasy worlds. I need a strong, strong, strong drink (:_(
 
jesus fucking christ this was so fucking sloppy. they probably could've gotten 10k out of chris and nobody would ever know but the sheer terminal autism means they were doomed from the start. you're getting money hand over fist and you have to ruin it with terrible memes that would get you laughed at in special ed. i'm usually pretty ambivalent about people stealing from the stupid (don't throw stones...) but this amateurish bullshit is downright offensive.

"haha, lets have chris say cunt nugget and talk about my anime waifu, that totally won't jeopardize our interstate extortion scheme!"

it's honestly amazing and possibly divine providence that the dumbest goddamn wannabe cons found the only person in the world gullible enough to give them the time of day. i cannot think of another person on the planet who wouldn't dismiss this shit immediately as the autistic LARPing of a worthless neet.
 
It takes a really exceptional and fucked-up person to actually surpass Bluespike. Well done, guys. You both make him seem tame as a result of everything that's been leaked.

I've never really felt too much sympathy for Chris outside of key events (like the Julay reveal), but holy shit. This typhoon of autism that I'm witnessing is making me hate these "people" even more.
 
jesus fucking christ this was so fucking sloppy. they probably could've gotten 10k out of chris and nobody would ever know but the sheer terminal autism means they were doomed from the start
This is exactly what i mean by weak shit, it takes only a literal super retard to be turned by this shit. i could have sworn these fags were like, what, tweens? when i read this.
 
If I didn't think it would only make things worse, I'd be tempted to make a comic about how no one but Chris can ever know what happens in CWCville - you know, try to make it canon somehow, but no point in enabling his delusions. This is so terrible. He definitely needs more intensive help.
 
Okay forget the "group home" idea people this is "involuntary commitment in a psych ward"-level shit if Chris can't shake the idea that his imaginary friends have no basis in reality

i'm not so sure, sonichu and his hole imaginary world may be something that keeps him "sane". from working with an autist i know their minds are twisted beyond our understanding. him retreating in this world could be seen as a way from him to express himself and communicating with others by letting them (sonichu etc.) say what he feels and needs. it could be used to help him alot but sadly those untermenschen used it to fuck him up badly. in a group home setting where they have the needed professionals to work with him we may see some changes in chris towards the better. it would require a lot of effort and passion from the staff but could be done, if the us offers such institutions to people like chris.
 
Jesus, having a sad enough life to spend 9 hours torture roleplaying with anime characters and an autistic man's Sonic fan characters to jerk off to is a new low, especially considering Chris' lost his mind enough to think this is all real.

I've never really felt sympathy for Chris, but you have to be a special level of fucked up to get into someone's psyche like this.
 
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