Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Tiny Clanger said:
Before WLS, there was an option for deathfats to wire their teeth together (at least, I don't think it's done anymore.)
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The Real World Los Angeles on MTV in 1993 had a cast member named Tami Akbar/Roman...she was a normal sized person but wanted to lose weight. She found a dentist to wire her jaw shut. Keep in mind you can probably find a doctor to do anything you want done to you in California.
 
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All the "vacation" videos have illustrated is that she is grasping for straws with content by filming the most mundane activities while on a said vacation. It is sad really, and for all parties involved. There isn't even any real chemistry amongst her and the roomies. I mean why does it always come across so forced w the awkward questions with one word responses.
Also, as much as she throws daggers about hating where she resides because there is nothing to do and she feels held back....well...it certainly provides a good excuse for why your content is boring but in reality she is living err "trapped by her own making" in a 500+ pound body. What is it she would really do living in LA or NY or even back in FL? It would be the same shit like now as even on vacation she doing the same ol same ol. Clearly her supporters must be intrigued by what Becky is doing on her phone, the garbage she picked up at a dollar store, or the same 3 restaurant outings again.
Also the shade of it all when eric and Ricky see they have an accessible hotel rm and do not offer to do the obvious and swap w her so she can shower normally for the first time in 6 years! Her mouth was practically watering over that walk-in shower with the hand held rinsers with the handicap bars to hold steady.
 
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They were probably supposed to take the extremely subtle hint - screeching OH WOW YOU HAVE A HUGE SHOWER AND WE DON'T as she shoved herself and her camera in there (is it me, or is that invasive even by her low standards? I'd be freaked if my friend's pet boulder just squelched into my bathroom and showed the world) being subtle for our gorl.

Ricky not even acknowledging the bovine presence snorting in his room, let alone giving her what she wanted, was the best thing I've seen on her channel for ages.
 
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Guess who “apologized”!
 
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angelicbitch said:
"I only saw one photo" - bitch, get out of here. The photo with her boyfriend wasn't even in the first row of pictures.
Just say you snooped and go.

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That bitch is so pressed, holy shit.

Edit: It’s also impossible to only see one photo on IG. If you go to someone’s profile you see their entire grid.
 
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"For your sake not mine" might be Hamberguese for "I'm not apologizing to make myself look better, I swear"

Perhaps with that line Amber was attempting to avoid the "that wasn't a reeeeeeeal apology" pitfall people trip into all the time on social media. She seems smart enough to recognize that happens and try to prevent it, yet too dumb to articulate herself. Why get caught being a cunt again? She knew this would get leaked so I'm guessing she was trying to be on her best behavior but fucked it up and got slapped down spectacularly :biggrin:
 
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Tbh, I find both Amber and that Crystal cunty. Amber in a way that she always is (lying, narcistic) and Crystal being a bit excessive with those messages. If she’s been following Hamhocks for a while, she should realize no amount of preaching will get Amber to turn her behaviour around. You got your five minutes of fame, great. I don’t know what she expects from a 500lb toddler.
 
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f788123 said:

Don't know if this has been mentioned yet. In Eric's new vlog, you can hear AL screaming the house down around the 0:45 mark and Eric literally doesn't seem phased at all LOL
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When Amber is at last completely bed-bound, this is all Eric will hear. All day, every day. Screams because she hasent ee-uhn in over and hour. Screams for more fans pointed on her. Screams for sponge baths. It will never end. It will stop being funny. It will turn into a never ended alarm clock of misery. An Amber Alert, if you will.
 
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