Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Lensherr said:
Wait, hold on a second: is he SERIOUSLY blaming The Dark Knight for Trump? If so, that's first-person shooters did 9/11 levels of deranged.
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No, you see, The Dark Knight was a favorite of people with anime avatars, and people with anime avatars said they voted for Drumph, therefore it was by liking The Dark Knight that they decided to vote for Drumph!
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
"Trump'll be totes worse than Bush, guise!"
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Because heaven forbid a troll take the piss out of your side too.
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Strategic thinking and pragmatic decision making? Like telling half the country you still don't care whether they live or die, would in fact prefer if they did die, and laugh whenever a major plant or factory they rely on for jobs shuts down, just a couple years after losing a major election because Hillary neglected those same exact voters?

Good strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out.
 
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A Random said:
No, you see, The Dark Knight was a favorite of people with anime avatars, and people with anime avatars said they voted for Drumph, therefore it was by liking The Dark Knight that they decided to vote for Drumph!
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If there’s one thing that is a weakness to Bob, it’s irony.

Before Marvel Studios and Bob Iger united together to make the same movie every year since 2012, Bob actually liked this movie

And yes, he was on the media temper tantrum bandwagon when The Dark Knight wasn’t nominated for Best Picture.
 
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X-Shaped Weeaboo said:
The last movie was called "INFINITY" War, what he's essentially calling the movie is "Avengers Infinity".

Bob, you creatively vapid cunt, words have appeal and saying "Forever" is less appealing than "Infinity" which they already used why the fuck would they use it again?
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It's something Bob has been saying for a long time now. Basically he just remembers that name from wikipedia mentioning it as an Avengers mini-series and then he gave out some plot he assumed the comic was about.

"I AM SMAHT. I READ DA COMICS, FRIENDO."-IlliterateBob
 
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Mola Ram said:
Oh, hey, it's Manos: The Hands of Fat.
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I also get a "Cameron Mitchell in Low Blow" vibe with the sunglasses.
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
"I've seen heist movies! The end of Klumff is near!"
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I'm more worried about your degrading writing skills than Skyscraper not doing well. Also, for someone who hesitated on calling Solo an underperformer, shut up.
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I still don't understand why he needs to make "Pilots".

And before you ask, yes, he does look utterly exceptional in this:
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I know he’s left Cancun, but Bob would rather tweet garbage like this than enjoy his sister’s wedding. He has the nerve to talk about how fucked up the other side is.
 
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A Random said:
No, you see, The Dark Knight was a favorite of people with anime avatars, and people with anime avatars said they voted for Drumph, therefore it was by liking The Dark Knight that they decided to vote for Drumph!
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this is about as unhinged as it gets... bob never fails to surprise me.
 
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For someone who hates nerds, his naming a new show the insufferably awful moniker of "Nerd Predictions" is mighty stupid.
 
BubbleButt said:
For someone who hates nerds, his naming a new show the insufferably awful moniker of "Nerd Predictions" is mighty stupid.
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It just depends on the needs of the second for Bob. He has no problem flip-flopping numerous times between positions as long as he is making a point against a person or group of people he hates. The only thing consistent about Bob is his anger and hostility.
 
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No, you see, The Dark Knight was a favorite of people with anime avatars, and people with anime avatars said they voted for Drumph, therefore it was by liking The Dark Knight that they decided to vote for Drumph!
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Actually it was a favorite of John Nolte back when he wrote for Libertas (or was it shortly after he moved to Brietbart...) and Bob always butted heads with him back then so of course when John started praising TDK as an allegory for Bush2, Bob flipped his shit.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
"We shouldn't have any borders!" is....probably the farthest thing from an intellectual opinion on borders. Not even factoring Bob's idea that this will favor deep thinkers and lead to an even more intellectual society.
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I wonder how many Roman "intellectuals" thought getting rid of their borders was a good thing.
 
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