Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS
- Thread starter Hellfire
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- Sep 26, 2017
Note that Cuckson can't even sit next to his wife on what's supposed to be a married couple's moment. Nigga must have not signed a prenup by the looks of it.
Also ROFL at her eating Lobster on the High Holy days of all days, that was incredibly expected tbh, it's her BIRTHDAY y'all!
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- Oct 24, 2015
She got more lobster for dinner.
Cow crossover.
"G-d" she types, while shoving her second lobster meal of the day in her mouth.
Cow crossover.
"G-d" she types, while shoving her second lobster meal of the day in her mouth.
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- Mar 24, 2016
$50 surf n turf.
I love how she spent all the days leading up to her birthday saying "waaah this is the only time my family ever calls and they misgender me and it's so horrible I need people to buy me things to distract me from how awful it is," and the day of her birthday feeling hurt that most of her family has stopped calling because of her attitude.
I love how she spent all the days leading up to her birthday saying "waaah this is the only time my family ever calls and they misgender me and it's so horrible I need people to buy me things to distract me from how awful it is," and the day of her birthday feeling hurt that most of her family has stopped calling because of her attitude.
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- Oct 24, 2015
RRRRREEEbecca "Cool get the fuck off my Jewish timeline mansplaining Judaism to me on my birthday asshole "
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- Jan 2, 2017
Every day I wonder; is this the day Jehovah wakes his ass up and visits a plague on Becky?
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- Dec 28, 2014
What dire poverty this cunt suffers.
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- Oct 24, 2015
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- Feb 18, 2017
It's so cute that this is her living her best life, fighting on Twitter, crying over people not remembering her birthday, hating on people for existing. What a resilient, brave person!
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- Dec 22, 2015
Really she’s a lot like a cockroach: an impressively resilient critter that no one wants near them
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- Jan 17, 2017
Okay, but I really love how even in the drawing Becky, er, Yoni... I mean Yonah... looks just as haggard and unhinged as she does in real life.
With regards to her lobster binge.... sometimes people develop food allergies in adulthood. What would this cunt do if she developed a shellfish allergy and who would she REEEEEEEE at for supposedly causing it? Kiwis, gamers, Mami and Papi, anti-Semites? All of the above? “MUH MENTIONS WISHED IT ON ME SO IT HAPPENED REEEEEEEE”
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- May 7, 2018
Except other vermin which she attracts to her to form a nest of whiny entitled wastes of space. She is a really good example of what I think of as an in-the-way person. She inconveniences everyone around her and does nothing to make anyone's life better unless it somehow benefits her.
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- Aug 3, 2017
At this point, i'm 100% certain Basic Bitch Becky reads her KF thread. My theory is that she purposefully eats lobster (and with cheese on it, so she's going the extra treyf mile by mixing dairy with meat) because she thinks it "pisses us off". Unfortunately for her, all it does it amuse us and confirm what a false Hebrew she is.
(Hey Becky - if you're reading this, how about you really piss us off and add some pork cracklin's on your next order of lobster nachos? G-d would be so proud!)
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- Mar 24, 2016
I think it goes further than that. Becky, like Fire, is actually a really demanding humiliation fetishist.
Most people here probably wouldn't have even really noticed she was at Disney on the High Holy Days, except that she went and blabbed about it. No one would ever have known she was considering aborting her supposedly-wanted pregnancy (because she was afraid she'd miscarry??), except that she made it public. We'd have no idea whether she was keeping kosher if she didn't show us her treyf images, we'd never know she didn't bother lighting the candles, we wouldn't know she is spending more money on her excursions than she ebegged, we wouldn't know she faked needing a wheelchair.
All she'd have had to do is say "thanks to my BIL for the amazing gift of California Resident Annual Passes!" and have a photo with her sitting in a flying Dumbo or something. For all we'd know, she was being frugal and enjoying a gift to the fullest without spending much extra money, bringing a kosher picnic lunch to the park (you're allowed to!), avoiding the gift shops, and otherwise being a fine, upstanding person.
That's what a normal person, who felt some sense of shame or decency, would do if they were a fucked up person who'd scammed people out of their money and was spending it on frivolities instead of necessities. They'd at least try to make their life look a little bit virtuous.
Becky doesn't. This leaves two possibilities. The first is that she literally does not know that the things she is doing would be received negatively, or that they would result in people thinking of her as a bad Jew and a bad human being.
This is clearly not the case. She knows full well what will generate negative attention. She even makes things up to pretend she's getting negative attention about things no one actually gave a shit about (like the infamous salon visit).
So she does know. And she does these things anyway, repeatedly, on purpose. She's a humiliation fetishist exactly like Fire, posting the most embarrassing details of her foibles and fucked-up behavior online so that people will mock her and laugh at her. When she's not getting off enough, she makes up new persecutions so she can feel the sweet, sweet sting, or she deliberately unveils something new and horrible ("I'm going to the happiest place on earth on Yom Kippur, that's cool right?") to bait people into being part of her fetish.
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- Dec 28, 2014
Becky is so Jewish she not only eats lobster on Yom Kippur, but practically rolls around in it, eats it for every meal, and then fucks a pig and spits on the Torah.
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- Oct 24, 2015
Didn't she chimp out because the nurses/doctors called her Rebecca during the cancer scam?
She was at Disneyland for around 12 hours yesterday.
"Lilo is clearly autistic"
GAMERS
She tried saying this yesterday in between bites of lobster.
RRRRREEEEbecca
PLASTIC STRAWS
This is from weeks back and it was probably capped then but I stumbled across it, lobster-eating Rebecca says she and Cuckson aren't part of a synagogue because they "don't have the money."
She was at Disneyland for around 12 hours yesterday.
"Lilo is clearly autistic"
GAMERS
She tried saying this yesterday in between bites of lobster.
RRRRREEEEbecca
PLASTIC STRAWS
This is from weeks back and it was probably capped then but I stumbled across it, lobster-eating Rebecca says she and Cuckson aren't part of a synagogue because they "don't have the money."
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- Sep 26, 2017
I mentioned this in chat, but whoever drew this managed to perfectly capture her inner cunt, best subtle troll in a while.
"So how was y'all's day? Mine was filled with gamer DMs telling me that I am fat and don't deserve lobster"
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- Aug 3, 2017
"prove i'm Jewish enough to make aliyah"
Be right back. I'm going to archive all those Tweets of Becky eating lobster on high holy days.
"don't have the money to join a synagogue"
Way to reinforce the "greedy jew" stereotype, Becky. It's a fucking temple, not a Scientology Center. You show up, attend the services, and leave. If you can't donate, they'll understand.
"since we're broke"
Funny how someone so broke can manage to afford expensive toys (LEGO sets aren't cheap), frequent trips to the salon, weekly trips to Disney, and pricey lobster dinners, but can't manage to find a few bucks to give to their local temple. Clearly Becky takes her Judaism very seriously.