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thank you for these stories Warren, they have been the most entertaining stories since I read stories from her Ole Miss peers.
Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker
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I’m sure we’re all enjoying this slap fight, but let’s get back to the Wus.
Warren, did Frank ever ask you to dress up like a sea creature?
Did you ever get high together?
Would you say you drink more or less caffeine than Brianna?
Warren, did Frank ever ask you to dress up like a sea creature?
Did you ever get high together?
Would you say you drink more or less caffeine than Brianna?
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Warren, did Wu ever plan to use your filmmaking skills? Were you consulted when this happened?
Who is in the Trump suit? Why didn't you stop them?
Who is in the Trump suit? Why didn't you stop them?
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I didn't say you were evil or a monster or any of that crap. I said you were an edgelord who thinks the N word is funny. And that you have good qualities besides that. Get over your bizarre crusade about it. For all your talk about some political ideology about thought and speech freedom, you have an incredibly thin skin when it's directed at you. I disagree with you about one thing and you're on for 10 pages about your theories about what evil conspiracy I must think you are in.
When actually, I just disagree on one or two things. Get over yourself and do those photoshops.
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No. No, but I did get high with Imran. More.
I was not consulted. That was directed by Frank, lol.
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I've also noticed that Warren shares several unfortunate characteristics with John, but haven't commented because I didn't think Warren's obviously fragile ego could stand the truth. I guess that nasty cat is now out of its bag, which should please his girlfriend.
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The biggest difference between Warren and Wu is that if Wu had holes in her shoes, she'd be smart enough to start scamming people instead of letting people scam her.
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I have some questions:
What happened to the video equipment? It hasn't been used since the first awful commercial.
Why do you keep replying to the most boring posters here instead of telling us more stories about Brianna being awful?
It's irrelevant except I'm curious about who the Boy Scout who got girls into Boy Scouts is. Are his initials CE?
How many people did you ask for endorsements for Wu? Did any of them say anything negative about Wu or was everyone polite?
Is Nina Turner awesome in real life? She seems like she would be.
Thank you for your stories BTW. None are surprising but it's good to hear them. It's amazing that she doesn't believe that all politics is local. She doesn't think that state level politicians are important enough for her even though it should be obvious that they're locally important and know everything. From the beginning of this campaign she's refused to take advice from anyone. Say what you will about the state democratic party, they had her number within a few months of her announcing a run and blackballed her. I'm normally ambivalent to them but they got this one right.
What happened to the video equipment? It hasn't been used since the first awful commercial.
Why do you keep replying to the most boring posters here instead of telling us more stories about Brianna being awful?
It's irrelevant except I'm curious about who the Boy Scout who got girls into Boy Scouts is. Are his initials CE?
How many people did you ask for endorsements for Wu? Did any of them say anything negative about Wu or was everyone polite?
Is Nina Turner awesome in real life? She seems like she would be.
Thank you for your stories BTW. None are surprising but it's good to hear them. It's amazing that she doesn't believe that all politics is local. She doesn't think that state level politicians are important enough for her even though it should be obvious that they're locally important and know everything. From the beginning of this campaign she's refused to take advice from anyone. Say what you will about the state democratic party, they had her number within a few months of her announcing a run and blackballed her. I'm normally ambivalent to them but they got this one right.
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no idea.
Because I'm stupid I guess
Yup. Same guy who made Geoff Diehl famous and get elected. He probably didn't get girls in the scouts single handledly but he was very influential, so I hear. And he can make or break politicians in both parties, in those four towns. Brianna did meet with him, and it went pretty well, but then she yelled at me because he didn't call her back first. I was like well, so are you going to teach that coding merit badge like you promised? She was like "WARREN, WHAT DOES THAT GET ME?" I was like "OMG 450 SETS OF VOTING PARENTS WHO WILL TELL THEIR FRIENDS". I can't even.
24 organizations and 32 individuals. Everyone was polite but DSA spoke their minds. They said I seem like a nice guy but that I should check out the lolcow wiki.
Yes, omg. She is incredibly patient and kind but also can give a barn burner speech like she was fricking Eugene Debs. I *love* her.
From what I can tell, they only "blackballed" her in not automatically giving her free resources to run against another Democrat. Which they never do for anybody. But in Brianna's mind that makes them in a conspiracy against her. They can be evil bastards but they're not like, actually paying attention. From what I can tell.
Haha.
-We're both arrogant sometimes
-We're both lazy sometimes
-We're both bad listeners sometimes
-We're both queer
-We're both idiots sometimes
-We both engage in shitposting and trolling
-We're both huge babies sometimes
-We're both awkward and weird looking
-We're both into social justice, although from different angles
-We both don't like idiots who say the N word for the lulz
But obviously there are a lot of differences too. For example, I am really not a fan of:
-Macs
-Big money donors
-Dissing Bernie Sanders
-Conspicuous consumption
-Talking down to people because of their class
-Russiagate
-Shutting down the internet
-Various strange employment practices
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Well, there are some precedents for this - running on a "culture war" platform for local office can work. Sarah Palin got her big break by importing national issues like abortion and gun control into the Wasilla, Alaska mayoral race (!) and winning.
Have you noticed that the politicians John most closely resembles are from the embarrassing end of the Republican spectrum?
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More information please on John's shitposting and trolling activities. A few examples would be wonderful and will cause me to cancel the contract I have taken out on you with the Congregation of the Ursulines of the Agonizing Heart of Jesus to beat the rudiments of English grammar into your bog-hoppin' ass.
Minor corrections: John is lazy and arrogant all the time. And John has actually called someone -- a professor of his, no less -- the N-word; he almost certainly now refers to you as "that treacherous little green nigger."
And you left out two of the biggest differences between you and John -- you have a sense of humor and you are not a psychotic sociopath.
Don't forget the examples I requested. Sister Brighid and Sister Finola haven't been called off yet.
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Additional information on the "strange employment practices" would also be greatly appreciated, especially anything that might interest the Wage and Hour Division of the Department of Labor or the Federal Election Commission. Sister Brighid is six-foot-one and has anger issues.
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I'm not the kind of Irishman who is afraid of nuns. More like the kind who gets thrown out of church for telling the Holy Father to lick a warthog penis.
RIP Wesley Willis. Rock on Chicago.
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Warren, I am curious, have you ever seen Brianna run/jog or know anything about the mythical daily marathons?
How much time do you estimate that she spends outside the house? Ever see the dogs while around?
Do you realize that with Waste Wars you're a better software engineer than Brianna?
How much time do you estimate that she spends outside the house? Ever see the dogs while around?
Do you realize that with Waste Wars you're a better software engineer than Brianna?
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Ditto. I once received an F on a high school theology paper for writing that the only higher primates that are naurally monogamous are the orangutans and the gibbons. It's true and was footnoted, for Christ's sake, so I still don't understand why Father Boygroper went berserk.
I am, however, afraid of nuns. And Sister Brighid is a seventh dan black belt in combat hapkido. So please keep working on the information I have requested.
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Yes. She really does jog every morning and really does go to the gym.
Like, a normal amount. Maybe more. She spends some days at home but most days I was dragging her around to events. Now I imagine that New Guy is doing the same.
Yes. One of them bit me one time. I think it was "splat"? Or "crash"? They all look the same as each other and are small white poodle-like things.
I have never played Revolution 60 but I will take your word for it. Waste Wars is currently unfinished and very crash-prone. But combing out the bugs, especially user friendliness and instructionality. New version soon.
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Full warrenplays on GIRLFRIEND mode when ?
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The hubris here is amazing. Every community has people like that, who can make or break politicians. The first month of any campaign, whether you're running for school board or president, is supposed to be spent going around sucking up to them. I know who you're talking about and he is a really smart amazing guy. He is also incredibly busy doing a lot of different things so the idea that Brianna thought he should be calling her back is extreme narcissism.
Teaching merit badges would have required skill and effort and she has neither so of course she bailed.
I'm glad they told you. And I'm glad that the lolcow wiki is an open secret.
Someone told me that when she was looking for a campaign manager, a couple people were considering it, and they were told by party members that if they wanted a career in democratic politics in MA they shouldn't even think about it. Some people I know took that as a threat, others think it was more a warning about being associated with crazy. I know the democratic establishment are assholes, but I also know a few state party members were actively looking for people to run against Lynch. If she had been an okay candidate, she would have gotten support. A major issue with her campaign is that she doesn't understand what support looks like. In politics people don't want to back the wrong horse so they will be evasive and only help quietly, even if they like you a lot. But that quiet help can still be really helpful and get your foot in the door. Brianna doesn't understand that: she thinks the only thing that wins is publicity. She doesn't understand personal connections. She never understood that you were a goldmine. She hired you for your connections, but she didn't understand what those connections looked like or how to use them. The party is paying attention but only for entertainment value.