Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

I'm also sure you'd say jingling keys in front of your face is "solid".

And trying to cover his ass over calling conservative women cunts.

When you get so desperate for asspats that you retweet yourself.

While it would have been fun to get more of this, it would get old very fast.

I would crush all these nerds.

Man, what does it say that I could remember every tweet that video maker was quoting.

@Sexy Times Hitler I need to like... send you a cookie bouquet or something.

 

[Flexo]

I would crush all these nerds.

Oh def, I would never play against you, only demand you be moderator.

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh def, I would never play against you, only demand you be moderator.

I'd prefer to think of him as a wrangler.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I would crush all these nerds.

Considering the fact that you are numero uno when it comes to Bob cahntent, you would crush everyone, even Chipman himself.

Oh def, I would never play against you, only demand you be moderator.

I'd prefer to think of him as a wrangler.

He would have to be a moderator, and the thread regulars would have to be submoderators.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Today in "REEEEEEEEEEEPUBLICANS":

Capeshit...shit.

Imagine being this full of yourself.

 

[LastOfTheMohicans]

The right won the house via majority, as a demographic, they are big in areas that produce a ton of culturally significant pieces, like food, drinks, songs, etc. Economically, Trump won every income bracket above 50,000. And, lest Bob forgets, the areas that voted republican tend to make all the food and manufacturing. Also, signs show that Gen-Z might be the most conservative generation in decades. If you really start totaling up everything, Bob's superior future is not as close as he thinks it is, but then again, Bob was never that bright to begin with.

But you don't get it? California makes food too! NorCal has all kinds of agriculture! See! The Bay Area is the best culture because it makes food too! SanFran can do without the wasteland because SanFran makes ALL THE ALMONDS IN THE WORLD!

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"How do you do, fellow sex havers?"

 

[Rathkor]

Today in "REEEEEEEEEEEPUBLICANS":
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Capeshit...shit.
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Imagine being this full of yourself.
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Oh please bob, no one's buying it. You'd sell out every state secret you had for a half hearted hand job from "Lutheran Potluck Mrs. Frizzle" and probably cry yourself to sleep afterwards.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He's also rumored to routinely cheat on his girlfriends, just like Captain America!

Strange, I thought Bob's feed was "I'm a sociopath" signaling.

 

[CervixHammer]

Today in "REEEEEEEEEEEPUBLICANS":
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>only way forward is to overwhem, contain, and (politcally) suffocate the White Right.
so at least he's aware everyone knows he wants to gas the Mayo Ghouls and is toning it down a little bit by clarifying that he only means it in a political (or "politcal") sense. good thing he didn't just call red states wastelands full of obsolete garbage people in the very same tweet or anything ridiculous like that.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

This guy just never stops. Twitter is his entire life.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

>only way forward is to overwhem, contain, and (politcally) suffocate the White Right.
so at least he's aware everyone knows he wants to gas the Mayo Ghouls and is toning it down a little bit by clarifying that he only means it in a political (or "politcal") sense. good thing he didn't just call red states wastelands full of obsolete garbage people in the very same tweet or anything ridiculous like that.

Lol at Bob "suffocating" the White Right. The only way Bob is going to suffocate anything is by tripping and falling onto it. And lol at Bob rattling off a number of working class jobs and claiming he has "friends" who do them. The only people Bob knows intimately in that twitter list of his are plumbers and line cooks, and that's only because he spends most of his time eating and having flood water pumped out of his "basement apartment."

 

[knightlautrec]

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"How do you do, fellow sex havers?"

I have such a hard time believing just based on looks alone (And not repugnant smug personality) that any non-prostitute woman would willingly open their legs for Bob and allow him to enter her. Just the thought of it.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

What, have you never wondered what it might be like to fuck an obese hateful half deflated balloon man?

 

[RockVolnutt]

What, have you never wondered what it might be like to fuck an obese hateful half deflated balloon man?

I could imagine what some woman would say
"It won't fit"
"Oh, yeah, I'm HUGE"
".....I'm talking about your gut. It won't fit through doors"

Then Bob goes home to cry about his 2 incher he hasn't seen since the 80s.

 

[Flexo]

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"How do you do, fellow sex havers?"

Maybe he's referring to all his pickup lines.



Here let's fill in what's unstated with Bob:

"I've made a lot of bad decisions with women [hence why I'm so alone]."

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Maybe he's referring to all his pickup lines.



Here let's fill in what's unstated with Bob:

"I've made a lot of bad decisions with women [hence why I'm so alone]."

Bob himself was probably a bad decision. If his parents looked at his Twitter timeline, they would probably wished that they would have aborted him.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I don't know why Bob still believes that a Multi-racial "superior Future" is going to happen when for the most part Blacks and Hispanics lag behind their White and Asian counterparts due to their cultures of apathy to education and enlightenment.

 

[Lensherr]

Just like trying to prove his nerd cred by citing Wikipedia, MovieBob trying to prove his working class cred comes off as pathetic and try-hard. His figure alone proves that he doesn't have it that bad, and I guarantee you he makes more in a year than the average retail or food service worker working full time.

EDIT: I just realized that we haven't had a new poll ever since the last once closed a month ago. You guys got any ideas?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Just like trying to prove his nerd cred by citing Wikipedia, MovieBob trying to prove his working class cred comes off as pathetic and try-hard. His figure alone proves that he doesn't have it that bad, and I guarantee you he makes more in a year than the average retail or food service worker working full time.

And bare in mind: he's making money doing absolutely nothing. He doesn't do any actual work to earn the money he does, it's just given to him by other SJW's who like to fund those who have similar ideas to their own.

Bob is essentially a welfare recipient but one in which the people funding him are doing so voluntarily.